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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Declan MacManus posted:

if it was older it might be real but it’s two days after he got hired as texans gm, it’s responding to stuff like that easterby video rather than focusing on stuff that’s critical of caserio and the texans specifically, and above and beyond anything else, it hasn’t been deleted yet despite being called out as a burner

Of course he still has the account

If he caves on this he thinks it’ll be obvious they’re caving on Deshaun being done with them

(He’s done with them anyway, they’ll cave and it’s already obvious)

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Move on, find a new slant boy.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
Hello there fellow football fans! It is I, Ja-John Christmasby, unremarkable average fan sharing my average opinions without any vested interested in the team. Anyway yall are wrong about Jack Easterby, who is a great guy. Why, my insider sources tell me that actually Jack has been doing everything that God wills in order to get Deshaun to stay in Houston.


What? Me, Jack Easterby?!?! Oh no no no, though I can see why you would get a couple hunks like us confused. But as you can see in my profile pic, I am obviously a whole other different person.

Magicpants fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Feb 5, 2021

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Okay i love the Texans now

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Declan MacManus posted:

if it was older it might be real but it’s two days after he got hired as texans gm, it’s responding to stuff like that easterby video rather than focusing on stuff that’s critical of caserio and the texans specifically, and above and beyond anything else, it hasn’t been deleted yet despite being called out as a burner

I want to believe

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Seems like it would be pretty fun to make fake burner accounts to get people in trouble.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Big Beef City posted:

It's already got them
Reverse googly eyes where the rest of the picture jiggles around but the pupils stay perfectly still.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Deshaun should offer to meet this JC guy for a public discussion.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


CannonFodder posted:

Reverse googly eyes where the rest of the picture jiggles around but the pupils stay perfectly still.

Yes, do this.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/texans/article/Texans-dismiss-executive-Kevin-Krajcovic-other-15926476.php

Some more firings dismissings:

quote:

The Texans have dismissed director of football administration Kevin Krajcovic, according to league sources not authorized to speak publicly.

Krajcovic has worked for the Texans for the past 15 years and became their primary contract negotiator and salary-cap management specialist a year ago when the Texans fired senior vice president of football administration Chris Olsen.

Krajcovic helped negotiate several major contracts over the past year, including quarterback Deshaun Watson's four-year, $156 million extension, offensive tackle Laremy Tunsil's three-year, $66 million deal, inside linebacker Zach Cunningham's four-year, $58 million contract, outside linebacker Whitney Mercilus' four-year, $54 million extension and cornerback Bradley Roby's three-year, $36 million deal.

Krajcovic's departure isn't regarded as a surprise given that there's been a regime change and new general manager Nick Caserio has an extensive background in negotiating contracts from his tenure with the New England Patriots.

A Cleveland native and Ohio University graduate, Krajcovic worked under Olsen as a football administration coordinator after seven seasons as a football administration analyst following a two-year internship.

The Texans' salary cap department has another current employee: coordinator of football administration Andrew Brown.

A former budget analyst and financial planner from Massachusetts with a master's degree in sports administration from Boston College and an honors student at Suffolk University, Brown was previously a football operations intern for the Texans.

The Texans also dismissed longtime equipment manager Mike Parson and his staff along with Doug West, the team's director of practice facility development and special projects, according to sources.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I want it to be caserios because i want this franchise to burn to the ground metaphorically so im gonna believe it until conclusively proven otherwise

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Seems like it would be pretty fun to make fake burner accounts to get people in trouble.

do you really think someone would do that? tell lies on the internet?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Sorry to Texans fans, but this poo poo is gonna be wild to watch melt down. I'm excited as hell.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

gently caress yeah, fire the cap guy a month before you need to do a poo poo ton of cap manoeuvring

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Who needs him when you've got Jack Easterby handling the cap

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

HappyHippo posted:

Who needs him when you've got Jack Easterby GOD handling the cap

AngusPodgorny
Jun 3, 2004

Please to be restful, it is only a puffin that has from the puffin place outbroken.
I pulled up a cap space website and it says the Texans are $17.9m over a $176m cap, or about 10%, so the solution is clearly tithing by all the players. See, who needs a cap guy when God will provide.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30853055/sources-houston-texans-insist-other-teams-trade-deshaun-watson

quote:

As speculation continues to swirl regarding Watson, the Texans have moved ahead by making sweeping organizational changes. This past week, they dismissed director of football administration Kevin Krajcovic, equipment manager Mike Parson and his staff and another longtime employee, Doug West.

Parson was said to have a close relationship with Watson, and these changes aren't sitting well with players.

One player privately commented to ESPN that the Texans are weeding out employees who were not hired by executive vice president Jack Easterby and new general manager Nick Caserio, replacing them with employees who will be indebted to them for their work.

These changes are not expected to help the situation with Watson.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hahahaha


Hahahahaha

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I’d retire rather than play another snap for them

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
they're just weeding out all the snakes and their poisonous lies, soon the team will be pure and united in one mind and one spirit

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Hahahaha


Hahahahaha

It's so intensely dumb lmao

Like at least the Broncos bailed on McDaniels relatively fast, this is like tasering yourself in the balls to death to own the... libs players I guess?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Chris James 2 posted:

I’d retire rather than play another snap for them

"After a long period of thought and careful consideration, I have decided to take my talents to Calgary"

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch


surely even the most incompetent mcnair recognizes that this isn’t even kinda sorta how you run a business

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Declan MacManus posted:

surely even the most incompetent mcnair recognizes that this isn’t even kinda sorta how you run a business

But it is how you run a monarchy and that’s more fun

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Hiring Pats executives makes hiring Pats coaches look like buying Apple stock low in the 1980s laffo, they're all intensely horrible moron failures, Belichick makes all the decisions anyway and Belichick is a worse GM than he is a coach to boot.

Just lulz all the way down.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Praise be to Satan that I am not a fan of the Houston Texans.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

fartknocker posted:

Praise be to Satan that I am not a fan of the Houston Texans.

:same: and I'm saying this as a Lions fan

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
This is low key the most interesting story in sports right now.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This is low key the most interesting story in sports right now.

It's got heroes, villains, a hostage situation, it's good stuff.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This is low key the most interesting story in sports right now.

Nothing low key about it. It is a flashing neon sign in your face!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Acebuckeye13 posted:

It's got heroes, villains, a hostage situation, it's good stuff.

Die Hard in Houston. All that’s missing is the German guys and cocaine.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
lol at getting rid of the loving equipment manager and his whole crew because they might be Watsonite fifth columnists

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Surely firing some random crew that Watson was friendly with will convince him to stay. Any minute now he'll realize how wrong he is.

Holy poo poo McNair way to make Jimmy loving Haslam seem sane

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Pretty sure JJ is checked out too.

https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/1358464234661765122

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
at this point Im going to be deeply furious if they DON'T trade JJ somewhere he has a shot at a ring

There's some sense in keeping a young franchise QB around and trying to get him to play for you but Watt has played his rear end off for us for years and is at the end of his career let the man go

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/1358465540889714703?s=19

edit:

fast cars loose anus posted:

at this point Im going to be deeply furious if they DON'T trade JJ somewhere he has a shot at a ring

There's some sense in keeping a young franchise QB around and trying to get him to play for you but Watt has played his rear end off for us for years and is at the end of his career let the man go

He has one more year left on his deal, I honestly think they'll just release him

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/1358465540889714703?s=19

edit:


He has one more year left on his deal, I honestly think they'll just release him

They could always punish him out of spite.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The situation in Burma isn’t the only coup going on right now.

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

it seems very smart to fire all the people the star player likes

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