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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Lobok posted:

They got their ratings back instantly...?

Back then you didn't have to wait for Bryan Alvarez to tell you how far RAW has fallen on the ratings.

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Thanks for clarifying that, Pete. :lol:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Johnny Walker posted:



Thanks for clarifying that, Pete. :lol:

Kinda love that the Bugle's headline has the most integrity out of the three. OTOH I think I like the City Inquires' headline more and would like to follow them.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Johnny Walker posted:



Thanks for clarifying that, Pete. :lol:

Because obviously, "I take (and sometimes fake) pictures of myself and sell them to a newspaper that constantly defames me," would make him seem more sane.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Johnny Walker posted:



Thanks for clarifying that, Pete. :lol:

"And now we have Scott Summers also known as Cyclops here to explain why Spider-Man why we wouldn't let him into the X-Men even if he was actually a mutant."

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Feb 7, 2021

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's my favorite show too

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Their highest rated show Larry King Kong.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Peter seems to accidentally make a lot of enemies.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Are the fingers supposed to leave the hand?

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Are the fingers supposed to leave the hand?
I have no idea but speaking of hands christ lookit the mitts on peter in that last panel. He's hulking out!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
I appreciate you bringing in the missing Sundays for these.

And somewhere, MJ is sad at missing out at visible abs(seriously, look at how unbuttoned Peter's shirt is) but has no idea why.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm really digging peter's disco slut ensemble.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Funny to think that out of Flash, Pete, and the Torch the biggest himbo is the former bookworm.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

If I was Judy-Ann's dad Burt Reynolds I'd also be disconcerted by some stranger putting a death-grip on her arms.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Lobok posted:

Funny to think that out of Flash, Pete, and the Torch the biggest himbo is the former bookworm.

oh god, that's it. That's the character. Peter is a himbo who's convinced is a nerd.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
JJJ actually had the Bugle's headline lined up weeks ago, it's pure coincidence it ran today.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Payndz posted:

JJJ actually had the Bugle's headline lined up weeks ago, it's pure coincidence it ran today.

Isn't that the headline that runs every day?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Ozzy, Burt Reynolds, and...Jay Leno?

Edit: That's Howard Stern for the first one, isn't it?

Edit 2: That's Geraldo in the middle, right?

Stern, Geraldo, Leno

ConfusedUs fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Feb 8, 2021

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





There's like ten different Spider-Women.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Panel 1 is Howard Stern don't know who the middle is supposed to be.


Jessica Drew: "Am I joke to you?"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Alhazred posted:

Isn't that the headline that runs every day?

It's not a headline, that's their slogan. Like the Times' "All the News That's Fit to Print."

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
It's good to know that not having an opposite gendered counterpart with the same powers as you makes you a mental case, somehow.

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.
Losing at cards, Petes most famous character trait.

The Lobotomy Kid fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Feb 9, 2021

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Twelve by Pies posted:

It's good to know that not having an opposite gendered counterpart with the same powers as you makes you a mental case, somehow.

It also makes Batman one of the sanest superhero.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

That last one is so loving bad I can't stop laughing at it, drat you Leno!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
They did nail Leno's jokes though.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Twelve by Pies posted:

It's good to know that not having an opposite gendered counterpart with the same powers as you makes you a mental case, somehow.

It's a very Howard Stern take, to be honest.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I remember how Jay always did his monologues while sitting at his desk, leaning on his hand and staring at you with bedroom eyes while the camera got really close.

It seems unusual for this strip to use such an obvious glamour shot as a reference photo.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


davidspackage posted:

It seems unusual for this strip to use such an obvious glamour shot as a reference photo.

What was he supposed to do? Record the show, pause the VCR at the right moment, take a photo of the screen, and wait several days for it to be developed? This was drawn all the way back in 1998! They didn't have access to the sort of conveniences we take for granted today, with our portable, pocket-sized telephones and the World Wide Web.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

davidspackage posted:

I remember how Jay always did his monologues while sitting at his desk, leaning on his hand and staring at you with bedroom eyes while the camera got really close.

It seems unusual for this strip to use such an obvious glamour shot as a reference photo.

That's more of a Craig Ferguson style.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




"Peter, you're Spider-Man."
"But she doesn't know that!"
"But I do."
"Of course you do! You're my wife!"

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




"I am totally sane and I will prove it by shutting this woman up!"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yeah, that's the face of someone who is going out to do something completely insane in the last panel.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Peter has the exact personality where he'd respond "well if they think I'm one already then maybe I should just BE an insane, deranged monster!"

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Happy 1999!

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