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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qo4owvBtQS1s1ddrj.mp4

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Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/743050138645168228/807216324324884510/Spin_me_right_round_Pot.mp4

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

I had pots that did that. It's what happens when you go from a stove with bare coils that warp your pots and pans and go to a glass top stove.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

ah that music brings back memories

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

I stayed at an Airbnb that had a pot that would wobble violently when hot. We threw it away so no one would get scalded by it.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:wiggle:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

This is very unsettling.

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

I appreciate the acronym of the trademark.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
WRFM

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002


I prefer this classic bathroom hygiene video :nws: :nws:

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/freep/status/1358517652323512324?s=21

A cannon exploded at a baby shower

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


It’s a...





...homicide!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




What are the odds that the "baby shower" cannon was part of a gender reveal? If it wasn't a gender reveal I will be truly shocked.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Maybe they had a man and a woman strapped to the cannon when it exploded, and the guy's death indicates that the fetus is male

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Maybe they had a man and a woman strapped to the cannon when it exploded, and the guy's death indicates that the fetus is male

There can be only one

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Gender reveals are such an insipid and toxic event that they trigger the universe's immune system and it tries to remove them.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Sorry to interrupt baby shower chat but you have to see this.

https://i.imgur.com/JAsF82F.mp4

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

Memento posted:

Sorry to interrupt baby shower chat but you have to see this.

https://i.imgur.com/JAsF82F.mp4

Finagle-a-bagel. Delicious, but that circular saw rarely cuts straight, and raises all the safety questions your video makes obvious...

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


🎼~like a rock (whoa like a rock)~

Also it's a bummer this version doesn't have audio, because in fairly certain that it has been posted before with audio, and the driver is furious because he just bought it.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Agents are GO! posted:

🎼~like a rock (whoa like a rock)~

Also it's a bummer this version doesn't have audio, because in fairly certain that it has been posted before with audio, and the driver is furious because he just bought it.

should have gotten one where the front doesn't fall off

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Memento posted:

Sorry to interrupt baby shower chat but you have to see this.

https://i.imgur.com/JAsF82F.mp4

Their bagels are good though and they make pretty good breakfast sandwiches. Just gotta check for a thumb or finger before biting in.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

Sorry to interrupt baby shower chat but you have to see this.

https://i.imgur.com/JAsF82F.mp4

just reach in and clear the jam, dummies.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
And this is a chain of stores.

How many lost minimum-wage fingats do these madman need?

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
Is there a barrier preventing him from being able to reach the blade? It looks like there is, but I might be getting fooled by the glass.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Memento posted:

Sorry to interrupt baby shower chat but you have to see this.

https://i.imgur.com/JAsF82F.mp4

Me, watching this

Please no one reach in with their hand. Please God no one put their hand in there. Dude no, don't put your hands in there.


Ok tongs, that's a bit less bad I guess.

There must be a less dangerous way to slice bagels

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

YouTube can be very non-OSHA:

A 20-year-old wielded a knife as part of a ‘prank’ YouTube robbery. He was fatally shot.

quote:

A young man wielded a butcher knife for a prank robbery intended for YouTube and was fatally shot by the person he intended to prank, according to police.

Timothy Wilks, 20, was shot by 23-year-old David Starnes Jr. in front of Urban Air Trampoline and Adventure Park on Friday night, according to a news release from Nashville police.

Wilks and his unidentified friend held knives and approached a group of people that included Starnes.

When officers arrived on the scene at 9:25 p.m., Starnes admitted to shooting Wilks and said he was unaware that Wilks and his friend were pulling a prank.

No charges have been filed against Starnes, although police are investigating the case.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Uncle Enzo posted:

There must be a less dangerous way to slice bagels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm5We9q00Lg

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

Thread overlap crosspost:

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

EasilyConfused posted:

Is there a barrier preventing him from being able to reach the blade? It looks like there is, but I might be getting fooled by the glass.

Yeah there is, I've seen it in person.

I figure its fine as long as there's (hopefully) a interlock on the covering to acces it.

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Open power and put Hamburger

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Dip Viscous posted:

Thread overlap crosspost:

idgi, are you amazed that companies make machines to slice bread in an industrialized fashion?

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

Blah blah blah safety, but how many views do you have?

*cements head into microwave*

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Memento posted:

Sorry to interrupt baby shower chat but you have to see this.

https://i.imgur.com/JAsF82F.mp4

I can only imagine the after hours shenanigans that take place with that.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The industrial mohel sends the newborns down the conveyor to nip the tips.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
When silly string goes wrong

https://i.imgur.com/iXKqYpo.mp4


EDIT: I checked back three pages to see if this had been posted, should have gone back four.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Feb 8, 2021

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnr6Re4YRPg

BBQ Dave
Jun 17, 2012

Well, that's easy for you to say. You have a bad imagination. It's stupid. I live in a fantasy world.


Death Stranding movie is looking good!

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

"Threatening to stab people with a butcher knife IN THE HOOD (SOCIAL EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCj5Yhg60UU

vdarknight
Jul 4, 2007

Cos I love this thread for all the knowledge I've gained in how not to hurt myself (tho' I work in a museum so not that likely to happen), I thought I'd post one of the more horrible incidents I know of. Non-fatal, but still pretty bad.
I'd be very surprised if it's not been on here before, but I did search and I've read this whole thread and don't recall seeing it.
It is an old tale, but if you haven't read it - enjoy!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/suture-self/

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Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

Blah blah blah safety, but how many views do you have?

*cements head into microwave*

Me watching first 30 seconds of this, literally aloud. 'No, no, no, no, no, no, NO'. :stonk:

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