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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I did get a work email reminding us to wear pants on zoom calls

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Holy god this is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in so long

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Kalli posted:

I'm also prepared to go forward with that filter on. Come on judge, look at that face, let him plead his case!
That's a risky move, because every time my cat pleads her case to me that she has never been fed not ever no food in the bowl hear me there is no food...

There's food in the bowl. I put it there.



She does have standing on the "Where did the red dot go?" question.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


My youngest 2 kids and my nephew conned me into playing Overcooked with them. You wanna talk about art imitates reality. I spent the half hour yelling at kids for not doing their jobs. That’s literally my every day. Don’t need to also play a game that puts me in panic mode to do it.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Braksgirl posted:

My youngest 2 kids and my nephew conned me into playing Overcooked with them. You wanna talk about art imitates reality. I spent the half hour yelling at kids for not doing their jobs. That’s literally my every day. Don’t need to also play a game that puts me in panic mode to do it.

Had you never heard of this game before? That is it's entire purpose

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Its Rinaldo posted:

Had you never heard of this game before? That is it's entire purpose

Yes I’m just saying it’s what I do anyway. If I’m trying to escape reality via video games, this one ain’t it.

It's just a lot of:

"You have ONE JOB. Can you not do your ONE JOB?"
"Don't throw that on the floor! Put it in the pot!"
"Girl, I swear if you don't bring me that tomato..."
"Do you want us to lose this level? Because it seems like you want us to lose this level."
"STOP SPINNING AROUND SPRAYING THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER OH MY GOD"

Just normal everyday poo poo like that.

Braksgirl fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Feb 9, 2021

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Skwirl posted:

It was never ever good, the thing is every couple of years they'd produce enough decent sketches for a "best of" special, so people remember watching those, which will have a bunch of cast thats left, so that's why people will think "it used to be good."

Every SNL has always been:

- usually one great sketch, maybe 2 if they're lucky and have a good host. The pre-recorded ones (like the fake commercials) are usually the good one.
- a bunch of middling sketches where you have 3 people, 2 of which play a straight man/woman and a 3rd that's playing something absurd.
- decent weekend update, though the fake guests can either be hit or miss.
- the final sketch being extremely weird that either works really well or a "what the hell was that" vibe.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Braksgirl posted:

My youngest 2 kids and my nephew conned me into playing Overcooked with them. You wanna talk about art imitates reality. I spent the half hour yelling at kids for not doing their jobs. That’s literally my every day. Don’t need to also play a game that puts me in panic mode to do it.

We end up just taking my sons controller away after about 3 minutes when we play. The kid is unpredictable and completely unreliable.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

seiferguy posted:

Every SNL has always been:

- usually one great sketch, maybe 2 if they're lucky and have a good host. The pre-recorded ones (like the fake commercials) are usually the good one.
- a bunch of middling sketches where you have 3 people, 2 of which play a straight man/woman and a 3rd that's playing something absurd.
- decent weekend update, though the fake guests can either be hit or miss.
- the final sketch being extremely weird that either works really well or a "what the hell was that" vibe.
Lonely Island and the Chronic(WHAT)cles of Narnia stands out, but that's always been a staple since the 80s and Toonces the driving cat.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/queer_spice/status/1359215597070913537
Going to be annoyed when some many people outside Pittsburgh go hogwild for Fetterman because he likes weed and talks up Sheetz

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Hey, sorry if this classed as importing off site drama but someone sent me this from a Florida goons discord



LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


CyberPingu posted:

Hey, sorry if this classed as importing off site drama but someone sent me this from a Florida goons discord





:stonk:

Oh poo poo.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

CyberPingu posted:

Hey, sorry if this classed as importing off site drama but someone sent me this from a Florida goons discord





Jeez.

In senate trial news, the Trump defense team is just telling random stories to run out the clock because none of this matters.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1359233848664539140?s=20

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ehud posted:

Jeez.

In senate trial news, the Trump defense team is just telling random stories to run out the clock because none of this matters.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1359233848664539140?s=20

He's still going!
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1359237944989605893?s=09

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

CyberPingu posted:

Hey, sorry if this classed as importing off site drama but someone sent me this from a Florida goons discord





By "the bad kind" does he mean porn that's heavy on those low, behind-the-balls angles?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

General Dog posted:

By "the bad kind" does he mean porn that's heavy on those low, behind-the-balls angles?

Oh god there’s nothing worse.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

General Dog posted:

By "the bad kind" does he mean porn that's heavy on those low, behind-the-balls angles?

I'm gonna assume possession of CP.

Edit: was that poster someone who posted here? I don't recognize the name.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



General Dog posted:

By "the bad kind" does he mean porn that's heavy on those low, behind-the-balls angles?

You should run on a program of banning that against this guy:

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/queer_spice/status/1359215597070913537
Going to be annoyed when some many people outside Pittsburgh go hogwild for Fetterman because he likes weed and talks up Sheetz

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

seiferguy posted:

I'm gonna assume possession of CP.

Edit: was that poster someone who posted here? I don't recognize the name.

I think he was one of our few Jags fans

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

seiferguy posted:

I'm gonna assume possession of CP.

Edit: was that poster someone who posted here? I don't recognize the name.

Yeah he was a jags fan.

He's responsible for the :randpop: and :randstare: emotes.

Which are oddly appropriate

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



My randaconda don't want none
unless you're lacking secondary sexual characteristics, hun.


...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



CyberPingu posted:

Yeah he was a jags fan.

He's responsible for the :randpop: and :randstare: emotes.

Which are oddly appropriate

Wow Randaconda. Jfc.

He left here and was active in the meme thread in pyf for a while.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

drat who could have imagined the guy i hated that sucked turned out to be even worse than previously imagined!

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Kalli posted:

My randaconda don't want none
unless you're lacking secondary sexual characteristics, hun.


...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it.

lol

Also, gross, and the name is familiar.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Skwirl posted:

Magnum PI wasn't a bad show, though the ending is about as nonsensical the one for Gossip Girl.

He goes back into the Navy? Made sense to me

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


he just straight up admitted they made poo poo up on the spot because the dems made such a strong case loooooool

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1359244690592198656?s=20

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
David Schoen is very upset about the consequences of reaching back in history and impeaching any former official.... and bar them from holding office?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
How is a guy as rich as Trump unable to find a single competent lawyer

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Intruder posted:

How is a guy as rich as Trump unable to find a single competent lawyer

Good lawyers won’t work for you if you have a long history of refusing to pay up.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, how do you get rich? Well not paying your lawyers ever helps until it really, really doesn't.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Intruder posted:

How is a guy as rich as Trump unable to find a single competent lawyer

This would maybe be a problem for him if this were anything like a real trial!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
the article of impeachment references "the president" and trump is no longer the president.

checkmate, suckers.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Trump's lawyer has gotten My Cousin Vinny trending

The problem is that Vinny was an excellent lawyer

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
I can't stop watching him drink water

https://twitter.com/bengleib/status/1359245570490048512

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Gotta keep his head from falling off. Makes sense to me.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

I think I’ve seen this in one of those “Six Things All Cheaters Do” clickbait articles.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


apparently this is a Jewish thing

like muscle memory that kicks in to make sure your yarmulke doesn't fall off

but I like to believe Trump only hires weird water drinkers :haw:

oh wait maybe it's this:

https://twitter.com/LahavHarkov/status/1359250654640930819?s=20

Ehud fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Feb 9, 2021

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/1359039665999761408?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

GD_American posted:

He goes back into the Navy? Made sense to me

The poo poo with Higgins being Robin Masters.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Edit this so a bright pink cloud flies out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEgvMI1Oop8

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