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~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
I'm surprised that more legitimate businesses don't use registered Caller ID.
Spam and scam calls are getting more and more prevalent so more and more people are simply not going to answer legitimate calls.

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NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Who picks up if they don't know the number?

Unless I'm expecting a call from an unknown number, I set my phone to block all incoming calls and messages which aren't in my contacts.

I do, just because im dealing with loving recruiters right now and they are all lovely enough to not use a registered caller id

I really dont like recruiters.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I always figure that if its important they'll leave a message. I try to convince my mum to ignore unknown numbers but she always picks up and then hangs up immediately, which just puts her on a list I'm sure.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Caesar Saladin posted:

I always figure that if its important they'll leave a message. I try to convince my mum to ignore unknown numbers but she always picks up and then hangs up immediately, which just puts her on a list I'm sure.

I detest playing telephone tag with people and either getting stuck in a queue or diverted to voicemail when I try to ring back.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

I figure if it's important enough they will email me.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
When I was job seeking I felt like I had to answer every time my phone rang. My phone does have a "potential fraud" alert thing on it which helped me dodge a few scam calls but yeah they're definitely ramping up here lately.

Jokes on me though cause my new job requires me to have a phone and the drat thing is constantly ringing and beeping with emails from people wanting me to answer their questions :cry:

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Lolie posted:

I had my first SMS scam message last week. It was so pitifully obvious that it was a scam message that they should be embarrassed.

They're intentionally bad. They only want to fool the absolute dumbest people so they don't waste any time grooming people who might figure out the scam later on. They still make bank regardless.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Holy poo poo pub trivia regulars are insufferable. They all seem like the type to nurse a single drink all night but feel justified in ruining my dining experience to do so.

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Who picks up if they don't know the number?
My work outgoing is all blocked/private (especially if it's voip redirected to my mobile) so while I could just ignore it, if it's urgent it'll just mean someone else calls in 5 minutes anyway.

Easiest way to tell if it's a scam caller is to just answer but not make any noise, if it's dead silent it's an auto dialer and you can hang up (unless it hangs up first).

6th tattoo down, (4th Simpsons) some real spicy parts on the back of the arm, worst one so far as far as peak pain.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Bill Posters posted:

They're intentionally bad. They only want to fool the absolute dumbest people so they don't waste any time grooming people who might figure out the scam later on. They still make bank regardless.

Their primary market, boomers, if anything seem more receptive to a badly worded typo addled suspicious message

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Bill Posters posted:

They're intentionally bad. They only want to fool the absolute dumbest people so they don't waste any time grooming people who might figure out the scam later on. They still make bank regardless.

I kept getting ones purporting to be from Powercorp and Optus, but I've never used either company so that was pretty fun. Had to install an app to stop them calling because I couldn't do it through Android, probably because of how they spoofed their ID.

A co-worker's parents who are well into their 80s and have never owned a computer and still have a landline get constant calls about problems with their Windows installation and internet connection. Never get a landline. The amount to scam calls they apparently get a day is insane. Like, about 30 calls. Most in the evening when they're trying to have tea.

Also, a landline apparently cost around $60 a month. For something which only does phone calls. loving scam to rip off the olds.


And my condolences to everyone who can't just block all this poo poo.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Feb 10, 2021

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
I like to start out with "ok my mastercard number is:" followed by a few numbers tailing off into swears or recipes or just a radom line from a book within reach. sometimes they have a giggle, occasionally you get a venter.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I try to make any incoming phone call as uncomfortable as possible for the person calling me

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Carlos Lantana posted:

I like to start out with "ok my mastercard number is:" followed by a few numbers tailing off ....


https://youtu.be/xk7oZNhZdbQ

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS52Lj3HOrI

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here

Isaac posted:

I try to make any incoming phone call as uncomfortable as possible for the person calling me

Ive called you so many times over the years and you never answered

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Muk Dumpster posted:

Ive called you so many times over the years and you never answered

Unlikely

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Maybe the mistake you made was calling from a work phone, so of course Isaac is gonna wonder why the Condobolin Civil and Construction Co is calling him one week and the Bundaberg Natrad is calling the next week

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Isaac posted:

I try to make any incoming phone call as uncomfortable as possible for the person calling me

"let me just put my brother on" [pause] "hello?"

repeat until they lose sanity

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Made the mistake of calling a work contact from my personal phone once, and then the oval office was calling me every other day and got the shits when he couldn't get me at 8pm at night.

Boss got involved cause he was one of our bigger clients and politely told him to call the main number for IT support.

Speaking of phones one of the estimators got the absolute shits this morning and threw his phone as hard as he could on the ground.
Told the boss he 'dropped it' because he got lucky that it just broke the screen rather than shatter into a billion pieces.

Ahhhh phones
gently caress em

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

My hand-held poo poo posting device occasionally chimes at me and voices come out of it. It's all very confusing.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I got a cheapo smart watch that vibrates

Set my phone to silent, watch vibrate if ring

Pure bliss

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
New Adam Curtis documentary is out.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Oooo he got interviewed on the Blindboy podcast this week but I'm yet to listen to it :3:

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

New Adam Curtis documentary is out.

Who is Adam Curtis?

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
I absolutely love selling govt solar panels to people trying to flog govt solar panels to me

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Every telemarketer is nvj

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

NVJ is the backup for the triangle player in the wiggles backing band

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Nonviolent J is the taxi driver that tells you the EFTPOS machine isn't working so you'll have to pay cash.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Non-violent J is outward bound for Vallipo Bay, shipping as the second mate's assistant halyard hitch specialist and deputy capstan greaser.

ili fucked around with this message at 12:53 on Feb 11, 2021

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

Jestery posted:

I got a cheapo smart watch that vibrates

Set my phone to silent, watch vibrate if ring

Pure bliss
Did this without the watch. Phone is silent and does not vibrate on notifications. I have to physically look at it. I do not want to be disturbed.

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Nvj is an apprentice tandoori oven technician at the Calamvale Miss India

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Nonviolent J is the taxi driver that tells you the EFTPOS machine isn't working so you'll have to pay cash.

This old trick is losing its edge now that you can (honestly, even!) retort that you only have your phone on you.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


When is there gonna be another Big Lez Show spinoff

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
I don't even get humans trying to scam me over the phone. I just get Microsoft Sam trying to tell me that my Telstra service is about to be disconnected and I need to press 1.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Infinitum posted:

When is there gonna be another Big Lez Show spinoff

I want more Big Lez, gently caress the spinoffs.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


The Kins posted:

I don't even get humans trying to scam me over the phone. I just get Microsoft Sam trying to tell me that my Telstra service is about to be disconnected and I need to press 1.

I typically get someone from Mexico trying to reset my email password, so I get alerts on my phone every now and then saying "Is this you?"
Like how do you not have geolocking on something like that.

Other fun ones are people tagging you in google doc spam trying to get you to open it.


Humphreys posted:

I want more Big Lez, gently caress the spinoffs.

Yeah it'd be nice.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

McSpergin posted:

The scam callers have been real active lately. Got the shits and decided to answer and tell them "nice try oval office, I know this is a scam, don't call me back and go get a real job oval office" then hang up

Hopefully that stops em

I recently got a call from someone claiming to be from my bank's fraud team. It was juuuuuust plausible enough to keep me on the line, googling everything they said as they said it. At the point at which they tried to convince me to install a remote access app on my phone I told them it was highly improbable that my bank's fraud team would ask me to do that, particularly as the caller in question had not in fact stated the name of my bank at any time during the call. He took a punt on NAB and I told him I do not now nor have I ever had an account with NAB, at which point the call disconnected. To be sure I called my bank and asked them if anything suspicious appeared to have occurred, and set a password question they promised they would ask over the phone before commencing any future calls with me.


OTOH I got a text from a random number last year telling me centrelink would be calling from a blocked number and that I should answer it. Basically everything about the process screamed scam. Eventually it turned out Centrelink really was trying to get in touch to refund my robodebt. loving government is lagging behind the scammers in the 'trying not to look like a scam' department.

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

The Kins posted:

I don't even get humans trying to scam me over the phone. I just get Microsoft Sam trying to tell me that my Telstra service is about to be disconnected and I need to press 1.

Why don't they mix it up a bit instead of always wanting you to press 1? We all know that irl you need to go through at least 3 menus to get to a person.

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