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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Kind of makes sense when the credits were at the beginning.

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


The Carthaginians were descendants of the Phoenicians, who were so named by the Mycenean Greeks not for their resemblance to the mythological bird but for their purple dyes. You would have pronounced phoenix like POH-nee-kay in Ancient Greek, which became the eventual namesake of the Punic Wars between Rome and Carthage in the 3rd Century AD.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Speaking of the Mediterranean, it took a while for it to sink in just how much the greeks colonized the black sea. The golden fleece was in crimea, mithradates was from the black sea, etc.

hawowanlawow has a new favorite as of 23:10 on Feb 9, 2021

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


hawowanlawow posted:

Speaking of the Mediterranean, it took a while for it to sink in just how much the greeks colonized the black sea. The golden fleece was in crimea, mithradates was from the black sea, etc.

One of the longest surviving Hellenistic kingdoms was in freakin' Afghanistan!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I've been watching this YouTube channel of a guy restoring old stuff.

https://youtube.com/c/mymechanics/videos?disable_polymer=true&itct=CBMQ8JMBGAEiEwiJy8DmuLTuAhWX4XMBHV59AbQ%3D

Around the fifth video or so I was like "how the hell is that box off to the side of his lathe magically sucking up the finished piece? Why isn't it falling to the floor?"

I finally realised about half way through that he was, and always had been, filming his lathe top-down and not side-on.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

hawowanlawow posted:

Speaking of the Mediterranean, it took a while for it to sink in just how much the greeks colonized the black sea. The golden fleece was in crimea, mithradates was from the black sea, etc.

What's crazy is how much time these cultures span.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B965f8AcNbw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl9RaHE9ZpI

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I didn't even think about it until I saw this tweet.

https://twitter.com/VaGyver/status/1359080831663407106

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Jippa posted:

I didn't even think about it until I saw this tweet.

https://twitter.com/VaGyver/status/1359080831663407106

Durn it. Nor had I.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Hyperlynx posted:

I've been watching this YouTube channel of a guy restoring old stuff.

https://youtube.com/c/mymechanics/videos?disable_polymer=true&itct=CBMQ8JMBGAEiEwiJy8DmuLTuAhWX4XMBHV59AbQ%3D

Around the fifth video or so I was like "how the hell is that box off to the side of his lathe magically sucking up the finished piece? Why isn't it falling to the floor?"

I finally realised about half way through that he was, and always had been, filming his lathe top-down and not side-on.

This is a rabbit hole I did not expect to fall down but this is really satisfying stuff to watch.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Jippa posted:

I didn't even think about it until I saw this tweet.

https://twitter.com/VaGyver/status/1359080831663407106

It never occurred to me until my wife was singing that to our daughter one day, playing it on her toes. I don't know how it never clicked before.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

swordfish duelist posted:

This is a rabbit hole I did not expect to fall down but this is really satisfying stuff to watch.

That's basically why I watch it.

I've put together a playlist of people making or fixing stuff while not saying anything. I watch it to help me get to sleep.

Leavemywife posted:

It never occurred to me until my wife was singing that to our daughter one day, playing it on her toes. I don't know how it never clicked before.

I mean, no reason why it shouldn't mean that. The other one "stays home", not "isn't eaten". The next two eat or do not eat roast beef, and that's not exactly regular pig food, is it? It's totally just some anthropomorphised piggies. Possibly relatives of the ones who lived in increasingly well engineered houses.

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 12:19 on Feb 10, 2021

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Beachcomber posted:

Kind of makes sense when the credits were at the beginning.

That's how you know the makers have no confidence in it.

Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

Hyperlynx posted:

I mean, no reason why it shouldn't mean that. The other one "stays home", not "isn't eaten". The next two eat or do not eat roast beef, and that's not exactly regular pig food, is it? It's totally just some anthropomorphised piggies. Possibly relatives of the ones who lived in increasingly well engineered houses.

I choose to believe this too.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hyperlynx posted:

I mean, no reason why it shouldn't mean that. The other one "stays home", not "isn't eaten". The next two eat or do not eat roast beef, and that's not exactly regular pig food, is it? It's totally just some anthropomorphised piggies. Possibly relatives of the ones who lived in increasingly well engineered houses.

This nursery rhyme is at least 300 years old (the first written reference to it was from a collection printed in 1728) and was probably already an old classic at that point. Kids back then would have had a much clearer idea of what happened to pigs that went to market.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Yeah pigs don’t have any money, they only get to browse.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Hyperlynx posted:

That's basically why I watch it.

I've put together a playlist of people making or fixing stuff while not saying anything. I watch it to help me get to sleep.


I mean, no reason why it shouldn't mean that. The other one "stays home", not "isn't eaten". The next two eat or do not eat roast beef, and that's not exactly regular pig food, is it? It's totally just some anthropomorphised piggies. Possibly relatives of the ones who lived in increasingly well engineered houses.

To be fair, piggies would be very happy to eat roast beef. Their favorite food is bacon (seems creepy , but it's true). Any scraps are good. They can eat everything.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
In fact they easily eat people, according to multiple gangster legends.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Jippa posted:

I didn't even think about it until I saw this tweet.

https://twitter.com/VaGyver/status/1359080831663407106

loving hell, :same:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Pigs will eat the gently caress out of you yes

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Torquemada posted:

In fact they easily eat people, according to multiple gangster legends.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I've just realized that I've always assumed that the three little pigs in the fairytale are a subset of the little piggies in the rhyme.

Like they are just this group of anthropomorphic pigs who lead comfortably domestic, but intermittently very dangerous lives.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It was going to market to buy pork for dinner :colbert:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pookah posted:

I've just realized that I've always assumed that the three little pigs in the fairytale are a subset of the little piggies in the rhyme.

Like they are just this group of anthropomorphic pigs who lead comfortably domestic, but intermittently very dangerous lives.

Ha, I always thought that too. Just seemed to make sense.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
In more than one chewable book, they are illustrated as doing shopping, so I think we can all be forgiven for not questioning it further.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Torquemada posted:

In fact they easily eat people, according to multiple gangster legends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNYc-6EG1kI

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Beachcomber posted:

In more than one chewable book, they are illustrated as doing shopping, so I think we can all be forgiven for not questioning it further.

All books are chewable imo

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Beachcomber posted:

In more than one chewable book, they are illustrated as doing shopping, so I think we can all be forgiven for not questioning it further.

All books are at least a little chewable

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Failed Imagineer posted:

All books are chewable imo

Phy posted:

All books are at least a little chewable

I love this website.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Goons can have a little book to chew, as a treat.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Always thought "This little piggy went to market" was a pun, at least that's why I thought it was funny.

I was telling someone a day or two ago that a pig will absolutely eat another pig. There's also those pig scenes from the movies Snatch and Hannibal.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I learned a little while ago that a chicken will eat another chicken, and in fact if you have one that acquires a taste for its fellow fowl, you need to separate it out because it will just keep attacking them. A friend of mine who has chickens lost a hen when one of his other hens turned nasty, and then he saw it start attacking a third one.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Memento posted:

I learned a little while ago that a chicken will eat another chicken, and in fact if you have one that acquires a taste for its fellow fowl, you need to separate it out because it will just keep attacking them. A friend of mine who has chickens lost a hen when one of his other hens turned nasty, and then he saw it start attacking a third one.

Yeah, there was a TLC or Discovery show where one person who raised chickens was trying to figure out which one of their chickens was pecking the delicious brains out of the other hens in the coop at night, like a murder mystery.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



mostlygray posted:

To be fair, piggies would be very happy to eat roast beef. Their favorite food is bacon (seems creepy , but it's true). Any scraps are good. They can eat everything.

I remember hearing about how a pig happily ate its own remains after being freshly gelded.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Waste not want not

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

christmas boots posted:

Wasten't wantn't

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I just accidentally discovered that clicking on your username on the forums main index takes you to your profile. All these years whenever I had to find it for some reason I'd go hunting for one of my posts so I could click the profile button.

I thought that was a logout link

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


MariusLecter posted:

Always thought "This little piggy went to market" was a pun

I give up. How?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Presumably as pigs are taken to market to be sold/butchered, but as the other piggies are doing things like having/not having roast beef there's the humor of it going off to market to do the daily shopping.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I just found out that this



is from an Avengers movie. It is not from Gran Torino.

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Baron von Eevl posted:

Presumably as pigs are taken to market to be sold/butchered, but as the other piggies are doing things like having/not having roast beef there's the humor of it going off to market to do the daily shopping.

That's not a pun.

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