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Manager goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says game seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening game where what players ability is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great manager klopp is in town tonight with his team, Liverpool. Go and see him, learn his tactics. That should help you.' Manager bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am klopp.'
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Manager goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says game seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening game where what players ability is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great manager klopp is in town tonight with his team, Liverpool. Go and see him, learn his tactics. That should help you.' Manager bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am klopp.' Die Leiden des Jungen Jurgens
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Jan 25, 2021 00:01
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Jan 25, 2021 21:10
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Joe Rodon's better than both these clowns at centre half.
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Jan 25, 2021 21:11
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I would expect Joe Hart to save a shot to his right
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Jan 25, 2021 21:16
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I know when spurs are playing in a non-league game because I will get at text from my Liverpool supporter friend featuring the words: "LOL"
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Jan 25, 2021 21:48
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M'dude Winksy, missing the field goal, slicing under the bar. Intentional? You be the judge.
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Jan 25, 2021 22:32
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Cannon_Fodder posted:I know when spurs are playing in a non-league game because I will get at text from my Liverpool supporter friend featuring the words: Did you send them a few hearty "LOL"s in return?
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Jan 25, 2021 22:46
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Blinkz0rz posted:Did you send them a few hearty "LOL"s in return? Nah, Spurs making GBS threads the bed is old-hat for me. I don't wanna rub his nose in cheap point drops. Esp when Liverpool eats Spur's rear end for lunch mid-week.
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Jan 25, 2021 22:49
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e: misunderstood
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Jan 25, 2021 23:35
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I know it's wycombe but ndombele was doing some sweet stuff again. Check out his pass right at the start of this move. https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1353839825129000961 Then this no look goal which the keeper doesn't even react to. https://twitter.com/WindyCOYS/status/1353827456105533440
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Jan 26, 2021 10:36
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Look forward to Mou throwing him under a literal moving bus when he makes a mistake leading to a goal
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Jan 26, 2021 10:53
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When did Ndombele go from being unable to run and being utter dogshit to being someone's favorite player ever??
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Jan 26, 2021 16:29
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sourdough posted:When did Ndombele go from being unable to run and being utter dogshit to being someone's favorite player ever?? When he began running. Even when he was in awful form, he did some wild stuff and made people look silly. He just didn't enough of a tank to play the full game and wasn't tracking back well. His fitness has gotten so much better.
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Jan 26, 2021 16:31
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Jippa posted:Then this no look goal which the keeper doesn't even react to. What about this makes it a "no look" goal? He's looking at the ball when he hits it, like most footballers do.
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Jan 26, 2021 16:49
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tbf to Spurs fans I am struggling to recall a player since Modric to get excited about in their midfield
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Jan 26, 2021 18:06
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sourdough posted:When did Ndombele go from being unable to run and being utter dogshit to being someone's favorite player ever?? About 3 months ago.
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Jan 26, 2021 18:18
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sourdough posted:When did Ndombele go from being unable to run and being utter dogshit to being someone's favorite player ever?? He is fun to watch on the ball and rarely dispossessed. Like in the Chelsea game when he took on Kante and Thiago simultaneously and ended up with loads of free space.
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Jan 26, 2021 18:30
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Bundy posted:tbf to Spurs fans I am struggling to recall a player since Modric to get excited about in their midfield Dembele was tons of fun. Injuries really boned him.
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Jan 26, 2021 22:05
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@Sassassin, how has Latibeaudiere been for you guys? I remember he used to be in City's academy but never really had a shot at the first team
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pik_d posted:@Sassassin, how has Latibeaudiere been for you guys? I remember he used to be in City's academy but never really had a shot at the first team Barely played, couple of injuries when he might have had a chance but he's down the pecking order currently. Looks small for a centre half and not quick either, think like Brewster he stopped growing after u17s. Not quite the FA cup tie we had with City two years ago, this.
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Bloody hell spurs. You should be 3-0 up and coasting, but somehow we're beating you 3-1 despite playing absolute dreck for 40 mins with every other pass going awry. It's not even like José was getting you to sit back on your lead. This is just harsh
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Niric posted:Bloody hell spurs. You should be 3-0 up and coasting, but somehow we're beating you 3-1 despite playing absolute dreck for 40 mins with every other pass going awry. It's not even like José was getting you to sit back on your lead. This is just harsh Whoops
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Feb 10, 2021 22:05
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Yeah I take all that back spurs deserve nothing from this game the bastards 
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Feb 10, 2021 22:08
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I did warn people about Brewster. Not Wilder though because I think he's a knob.
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Feb 10, 2021 22:12
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It's ok, Spurs are bringing on their player.
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Feb 10, 2021 22:28
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And there it is.
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Feb 10, 2021 22:31
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Well poo poo. 3-3, Calvert-Lewin off, kane on, some weird as gently caress formation with 5 defenders and no strikers. Now I wish I hadn't opened my big stupid mouth
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Feb 10, 2021 22:32
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That was a beautiful goal from Richarlison
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Feb 10, 2021 22:46
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Total Meatlove posted:That was a beautiful goal from Richarlison Yeah, really well taken. This is the most dangerous he's looked all season. This game is bonkers though. The commentator's right it could end 6-4 to either team
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Feb 10, 2021 22:48
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Yer Everton have been really good value. I’d suggest that the right back might want to stop Son putting balls into the box though.
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Feb 10, 2021 23:12
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the magic of the cup, but only if spurs lose
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Feb 10, 2021 23:15
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Total Meatlove posted:Yer Everton have been really good value. I’d suggest that the right back might want to stop Son putting balls into the box though. We've got both Coleman and Godfrey on the pitch and yet somehow it's Tom Davies who's filling in at right back (badly)
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Feb 10, 2021 23:18
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gently caress off VAR E: OK not this time. What a goal
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Feb 10, 2021 23:23
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I was literally just about to say that Bernard is poo poo and always loses the ball and I wish he'd left in January. My match posting has been very bad.
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Feb 10, 2021 23:24
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jose is washed
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Feb 10, 2021 23:24
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There’s a red card coming from this tiring Spurs defence.
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Feb 10, 2021 23:27
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Niric posted:This game
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Feb 10, 2021 23:52
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Dumb. Goddamnit, supporting you is torture.
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Leicester - man u is entertaining so far
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