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Kalli posted:Shame he's not a papist so he won't have a life size portrait of Cardinal Richelieu in his office. Easterby has a framed photo of himself shaking hands with Rasputin.
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Feb 10, 2021 17:32
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Feb 10, 2021 17:37
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Easterby purging Texans like Stalin took out generals.
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fsif posted:This is all just so baffling. Everyone sees this aw shucks rear end in a top hat coming from a mile away and no one can stop him because, like, I guess Cal thinks God sent Jack? I 100% believe Jack led Cal into being born again and Cal will let the team die before he turns on his savior
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Easterby purging Texans like Stalin took out generals. I mean he hasn't forced the people he has sacked to publicly apologize for their crimes against the Texans but give it another year or so and they should start happening.
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Intruder posted:I 100% believe Jack led Cal into being born again and Cal will let the team die before he turns on his savior i always figured it was his second wife and the reason easterby got this far was because of his jesus connections rather than the other way around
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Feb 10, 2021 18:23
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"The 30 for 30 of this will be great!" is one of the more pointless white noise sports clichés at this point, but the 30 for 30 of this will actually be great.
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Feb 10, 2021 18:24
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The closest analog is former SK president Park Geun-hye. She was insanely corrupt generally, but the breaking point was falling under the influence of some cult leader who was defrauding the SK government of millions of dollars, all to help train her daughter in equestrian sports in the hopes of her competing in the Tokyo olympics. Like imagine this in houston after deshaun is traded to carolina for bridgewater and some guest passes to the Billy Graham museum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA_PuAXX0lw
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fsif posted:"The 30 for 30 of this will be great!" is one of the more pointless white noise sports clichés at this point, but the 30 for 30 of this will actually be great. At the rate this is going, it’s gonna rival O.J.: Made in America.
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fsif posted:"The 30 for 30 of this will be great!" is one of the more pointless white noise sports clichés at this point, but the 30 for 30 of this will actually be great. I thought this was the Jack Easterby doc? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EGSWpBDbho
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this was his undoing. jack easterby read the book and now knows all about continuous leadership success. so what's jack need jamey hanging around for?
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YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, I READ YOUR BOOK!
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Magicpants posted:this was his undoing. jack easterby read the book and now knows all about continuous leadership success. so what's jack need jamey hanging around for? Jesus had the most continuous success on the cross
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FizFashizzle posted:More blood for the blood god Easterby drove this guy clean out of the league. Rootes is taking a professorship at UH.
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i really want easterby to name himself new head coach midway through the season because it increases the chance we hear the phrase "we audibled to christ" at a press conference from zero to non-zero.
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I want more medieval politics so Easterby declares himself coach only to get counter couped by the assistant coach. Go full war of the roses
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Poco posted:i really want easterby to name himself new head coach midway through the season because it increases the chance we hear the phrase "we audibled to christ" at a press conference from zero to non-zero. There's already a non-zero chance with Culley tbf
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Intruder posted:There's already a non-zero chance with Culley tbf In case anyone is curious, and because I went a looked this up back during the regular season, only one head coach has ever been fired mid-season of their first year with a team: Pete McCulley for the 1978 San Francisco 49ers. In that era, Eddie DeBartolo fired four coaches in less than three years before hiring Bill Walsh in '79. That said, I'm putting nothing Easterby taking the word of God to make himself coach and make Jerry Jones the most jealous he's ever been in his life.
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I find it highly unlikely Culley is fired within the next, say, three years unless Cal breaks Easterby's spell When I said non-zero chance I meant the Jesus stuff
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Rob Gronkowski suffered countless serious injuries to his brain and body in service of winning your team multiple Super Bowls and you're salty he decided to leave the game for a year to get healthy and be in control of his own destiny? Get hosed. I love Gronk, how could you misunderstand this Parallelwoody posted:He threatened to retire rather than go to Detroit when the Lions put together a package to trade for him which torpedoed the deal. Calm the gently caress down. This is a hilariously wise way to avoid the Detroit Lions!
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Feb 11, 2021 04:20
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You gotta kinda admire the grift.
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lol I went googling for the answer to my question and I found a puff piece the Pats did on Easterby https://www.patriots.com/news/you-don-t-know-jack-the-most-influential-patriot-you-ve-never-heard-of lot of funny stuff in here quote:"Right away, faces light up. Moods soften. Any tension or formality quickly evaporates at the mention of Jack Easterby."
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:You gotta kinda admire the grift. I keep thinking about how BoB lucked into a power vacuum and he just took advantage of it in that small-time hood kinda way of trying to do whatever he could for himself in the short term, then this genuine gangster shows up and starts grifting on a whole other level and puts BoB on his rear end, then starts slowly taking out his enemies one by one trying to become Taxans Emperor For Life. It's truly amazing.
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Rooster Brooster posted:I keep thinking about how BoB lucked into a power vacuum and he just took advantage of it in that small-time hood kinda way of trying to do whatever he could for himself in the short term, then this genuine gangster shows up and starts grifting on a whole other level and puts BoB on his rear end, then starts slowly taking out his enemies one by one trying to become Taxans Emperor For Life. It's truly amazing. I'm loving this metaphor lmao
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Ehud posted:lol I went googling for the answer to my question and I found a puff piece the Pats did on Easterby yall mocked us for spygate and deflategate, this is what you have wrought. our greatest con yet
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He's on the team plane, on the road whenever the team travels, and on almost every Patriot's Favorite-Person-They've-Ever-Met List.
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There's more of a connection than just playing on a team Easterby was a character coach for... https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1359943179664056321
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Your #1 and #3 are the same loving thing Easterby.
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I love everything about this saga.
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To get into Easterby's sphere of grift you just have to nod your head 100/min while he talks.
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