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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

SlothfulCobra posted:

Up north you even have to get special pants to wear over your normal pants when it gets cold.

I don't think you can even buy those here, so the best you can get is putting on pajama pants under your pants.

long johns man, where are you from

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

zoux posted:

long johns man, where are you from

i got my one set of thermal underwear from the army lol

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
I like the cold because I am fat and am often overheated. I wear shorts longer than some people but only because I don't realize it's that cold - I also don't make a weird big deal out of it.

I'm just real hot all the time, ok :( Girlfriends/my wife have enjoyed it though, women often have the coldest drat feet.

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt7rxczzMSE

be careful driving today goons

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/timmytyper/status/1359667178740604930

My culture is not a marketing slogan.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Captain Monkey posted:

I wear shorts longer than some people

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
At some point they stop being shorts and start being highwater JNCOs.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
[For a] longer (period of time in the year) than - you fuckin' goons.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Captain Monkey posted:

[For a] longer (period of time in the year) than - you fuckin' goons.
sorry you left me an opening that was too large and drafty to ignore

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

when i'm governor The Tuck will be mandatory

https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/texanist-tuck-boots-jeans/

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Captain Monkey posted:

[For a] longer (period of time in the year) than - you fuckin' goons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee8u_sJcrgI

Here come ol monkey he got
Winter flip flops he got
Frostbit ankles he say
It ain't that cold out he got

Jorts

down

below his knees

Got to be a shorts guy cause his legs gonna freeze

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



jokes posted:

I grew up in the country (in Texas) and wear jeans when it's hot out and when it's cold out. gently caress "shorts" people. And gently caress flipflop people, that's Florida trash.

I will bury you in flip flops.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1359905219451183109

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Yes, Senator Sedition, that's exactly why she was fired.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
No woman in Star Wars had ever before been a character who kicked rear end and girls could look up to.

If only I had a picture handy of Leia strangling Ted Cruz with a chain.

BoosterDuck
Mar 2, 2019
pretty sure gyn erso fits all that criteria but chuds love to ignore rogue one for some reason

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

zoux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee8u_sJcrgI

Here come ol monkey he got
Winter flip flops he got
Frostbit ankles he say
It ain't that cold out he got

Jorts

down

below his knees

Got to be a shorts guy cause his legs gonna freeze

:lmao:

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


Look it's not like Ted is busy being a juror in an impeachment trial or anything, what else does he have to do with his time besides shitpost about mediocre actresses and Star Wars

Lemniscate Blue posted:

No woman in Star Wars had ever before been a character who kicked rear end and girls could look up to.

If only I had a picture handy of Leia strangling Ted Cruz with a chain.

"Not a victim" also seems to be an interesting way to describe a character whose home planet was destroyed with almost everyone she knew on it

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

lol he posted this 20 minutes before the senate impeachment proceedings started today

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





I don't even know which character Ted is referring to here

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I don't even know which character Ted is referring to here

You don't know who Gina played or you don't know who the other characters Ted could be referring to?

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008
Gina played Cara Dune in The Mandalorian. She also posted some questionable anti-trans stuff, which was side-eyed by Disney a few months ago but ultimately didn’t do anything about it. She’s bad at Twitter, and like a lot of MMA idiots she’s into conspiracy theories about a cabal of child molesters, Epstein didn’t kill himself (he didn’t), and “just askin questions” style Jewish conspiracies that are a gateway to anti-semitism, Holocaust denial, and other qanon bullshittery.

Considering our former president is permanently banned for stoking these kind of flames, I’m fine with her “being cancelled”. There’s no room for that kind of lies and propaganda in polite society.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/dallasnews/status/1360002429572505602

He's a cheap date.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
The controversy about celebrities being fired is always so pointless to me. 99% of the people on the planet can be fired for saying the wrong thing, who gives a gently caress?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Panty Saluter posted:

The controversy about celebrities being fired is always so pointless to me. 99% of the people on the planet can be fired for saying the wrong thing, who gives a gently caress?

but what if the mean HR lady finds my "holocaust was done by the dutch" fb page, it could be me next

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

jokes posted:

I grew up in the country (in Texas) and wear jeans when it's hot out and when it's cold out. gently caress "shorts" people. And gently caress flipflop people, that's Florida trash.

thats what im talkin bout

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

skipdogg posted:

2) People have no idea how to drive in less than ideal conditions, which combined with #1, results in dumbshit like 100 car pile ups on the freeway. We can't even have a good rain storm in San Antonio without some assholes almost drowning.

Yeah this is it. If you didn't practice driving on ice, you're not going to know how to handle below freezing roads.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

i say swears online posted:

i got my one set of thermal underwear from the army lol

:hf:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

she literally compared being persecuted for liking trump to the holocaust

gently caress cruz man, i swear

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
first rule of texas highway driving is to never go outside when its cold

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

[sassy texas] if you don't like me at my ice storm driving you don't deserve me at my 85mph toll road driving

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

i say swears online posted:

[sassy texas] if you don't like me at my ice storm driving you don't deserve me at my 85mph toll road driving

In Texas you can do both at the same time!

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Shooting Blanks posted:

I will bury you in flip flops.

Don’t tread on me (if you have flip flops on)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Whooos gettin a snow day

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

zoux posted:

Whooos gettin a snow day

Had one today due to ice on the roads, not snow. I desperately want one tomorrow but I don't think it's going to happen. Dammit.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

zoux posted:

Whooos gettin a snow day

The one drawback of fully remote jobs

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Do kids get snow days anymore when they can just fall back on Zoom learning again?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

hatty posted:

Do kids get snow days anymore when they can just fall back on Zoom learning again?

My district cancelled everything today.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Y'all seem to be having a rough week. Bless your heart

e: I'm sorry for the smart-rear end comment but six people dying on I-35 because it got cold while Ted Cruz continues to Ted Cruz loving sucks.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

zoux posted:

Whooos gettin a snow day

Captain Monkey posted:

The one drawback of fully remote jobs
there are zero snow days and zero remote days for the true working class [raises red banner, slips]

my friends with rewarding jobs aren't in texas at the moment

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