Soylent Pudding posted:I was just trying to remember this movie because I liked it as a kid.
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 23:07 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 21:10 |
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I think my favourite line in Pagemaster is when Fantasy and Adventure are hiding out in the cave from the dragon and you just hear this from outside: Adventure: "So... how'd you like to curl up with a good book? *promptly gets slapped*"
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 23:11 |
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Since Pratchett was mentioned, I can't help but think of his comment on using multiple exclamation marks and what it means for one's sanity. Five is truly "lost his marbles" territory
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 23:30 |
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See also:
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:02 |
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https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1359952332109144065
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:08 |
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No love for Worst Witch, another magic school property that predated Harry Potter, but with Tim Curry singing a truely terrible song in what was probably the most phone-in performance of his life? The whole Harry Potter isn't original thing is dumb anyway. Its' just a bunch of people acting like Rowling was a plagiarist when she was overtly writing a genre mashup in full light of the tropes and conventions of those genres. Books of Magic is like HP in the way the the Dark is Rising or Narnia is like HP, in that its all very British children's fantasy books where a chosen kid/chosen kids journey into a magical realm. Smash that together with a British boarding school novel, and you have Harry Potter. Sugar mouse
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:31 |
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Harry Potter is just ripping off Gunnerkrigg Court
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:34 |
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there wolf posted:No love for Worst Witch, another magic school property that predated Harry Potter, but with Tim Curry singing a truely terrible song in what was probably the most phone-in performance of his life? The movie is based on a book series, I haven't read it but I assume it's better than the film.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:43 |
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Literally a Jeff Foxworthy joke.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:47 |
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there wolf posted:No love for Worst Witch, another magic school property that predated Harry Potter, but with Tim Curry singing a truely terrible song in what was probably the most phone-in performance of his life? literally two posts up
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 03:01 |
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https://twitter.com/BM7991/status/1360047494877634564?s=19
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 06:31 |
there wolf posted:The whole Harry Potter isn't original thing is dumb anyway. Its' just a bunch of people acting like Rowling was a plagiarist when she was overtly writing a genre mashup in full light of the tropes and conventions of those genres. Books of Magic is like HP in the way the the Dark is Rising or Narnia is like HP, in that its all very British children's fantasy books where a chosen kid/chosen kids journey into a magical realm. Smash that together with a British boarding school novel, and you have Harry Potter. quote:Fans send Rowling wands and quills by the bushel, but she admits, a bit shamefacedly, that she never actually uses them and that the wands go straight to her oldest daughter, Jessica. The most popular living fantasy writer in the world doesn't even especially like fantasy novels. It wasn't until after Sorcerer's Stone was published that it even occurred to her that she had written one. "That's the honest truth," she says. "You know, the unicorns were in there. There was the castle, God knows. But I really had not thought that that's what I was doing. And I think maybe the reason that it didn't occur to me is that I'm not a huge fan of fantasy." Rowling has never finished The Lord of the Rings. She hasn't even read all of C.S. Lewis' Narnia novels, which her books get compared to a lot. There's something about Lewis' sentimentality about children that gets on her nerves. "There comes a point where Susan, who was the older girl, is lost to Narnia because she becomes interested in lipstick. She's become irreligious basically because she found sex," Rowling says. "I have a big problem with that."
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 07:46 |
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That Susan thing, Neil Gaiman actually wrote a short story about that. Which makes the books of magick thing an even funnier thing.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 08:00 |
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why does lipstick imply sex to this lady? The became irreligious because she "grew up" and saw it as a thing for children. I don't remember anything about loving in that book.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 08:53 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:why does lipstick imply sex to this lady? The became irreligious because she "grew up" and saw it as a thing for children. I don't remember anything about loving in that book. Young girls using makeup to attract boys, and all the gross implications that lie down that road.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 09:23 |
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J.K. Rowling has lots of hangups about sex and sexuality (to say the least) but given how incredibly Christian C.S. Lewis was I'm not sure she's wrong about Narnia. Then again I've read neither so...
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 09:34 |
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The bit about Susan in The Latst Battle doesn't explicitly mention sex as the thing keeping Susan out of Narnia, but it is a very ugly final description of a character who was solid and likeable in the other books, and stronly suggests that parties, lipstick and nylons are incompatible with being a Good Christian. For those who haven't read the books, the rest of Susan's family - parents and all her siblings end up going to Aslan the lion's magical country. In Susan's world, this means they all die in a terrible train crash, leaving her entirely alone at the age of about 20. quote:Sire,' said Tirian, when he had greeted all these, 'if I have read the chronicles aright, there should be another. Has not your Majesty two sisters? Where is Queen Susan?' At it occurs to me that Edmund, her brother was even more dismissive about Narnia back at the start of the series, and did far worse stuff than going to a drat party, and he isn't excluded.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 10:06 |
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Extremely fitting as a metaphor for heaven, then.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 10:13 |
Always read it less as "SEX" and more as "departing from childhood" -- childhood being a required condition for entry into Narnia. Granted: I was a child when I read the series.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 10:38 |
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"Nylons and lipstick" are rather sexualized indicators of exiting childhood, though. If I'm told that somebody can't get into Narnia because now they're only concerned about paying bills and getting promoted, I'm gonna assume it's because they've lost their imagination or sense of childlike wonder or whatnot. But if you tell me it's because now she cares about nylons and lipstick, I'm gonna assume it's "she's had sex and now she's a ruined woman" type bullshit.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 11:58 |
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I totally forgot it got rebranded to sorcerers stone in the US
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 12:13 |
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Lewis's book Surprised By Joy talks about his school life in a way that sheds a lot of light on that bit about Susan: quote:But the essential evil of public school life, as I see it, did not lie either in the sufferings of the [kids who had to do all the work] or in the privileged arrogance of the Bloods. These were symptoms of something more all-pervasive, something which, in the long run, did most harm to the boys who succeeded best at school and were happiest there. Spiritually speaking, the deadly thing was that school life was a life almost wholly dominated by the social struggle; to get on, to arrive, or, having reached the top, to remain there, was the absorbing preoccupation. It is often, of course, the preoccupation of adult life as well; but I have not yet seen any adult society in which the surrender to this impulse was so total. And from it, at school as in the world, all sorts of meanness flow; the sycophancy that courts those higher in the scale, the cultivation of those whom it is well to know, the speedy abandonment of friendships that will not help on the upward path, the readiness to join the cry against the unpopular, the secret motive in almost every action. The Wyvernians seem to me in retrospect to have been the least spontaneous, in that sense the least boyish, society I have ever known. It would perhaps not be too much to say that in some boys’ lives everything was calculated to the great end of advancement. For this games were played; for this clothes, friends, amusements, and vices were chosen. Keeping in that second paragraph because it's one of the places where he is surprisingly chill about sex. Which isn't to say that it's not messed up that Susan gets left out, but that it may be more about the "invitations" part.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 12:23 |
Khizan posted:"Nylons and lipstick" are rather sexualized indicators of exiting childhood, though. If I'm told that somebody can't get into Narnia because now they're only concerned about paying bills and getting promoted, I'm gonna assume it's because they've lost their imagination or sense of childlike wonder or whatnot. But if you tell me it's because now she cares about nylons and lipstick, I'm gonna assume it's "she's had sex and now she's a ruined woman" type bullshit. but it's not "Susan is portrayed as too preoccupied with lipstick and nylons", that's how she's described by other characters. The following are the only three times Susan is mentioned in The Last Battle (seventh and final book), and I have cut nothing from between the mentions: quote:"Sir," said Tirian, when he had greeted all these. "If I have read the chronicles aright, there should be another. Has not your Majesty two sisters? Where is Queen Susan?" that's the actual text
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 12:27 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 12:42 |
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Skwirl posted:The movie is based on a book series, I haven't read it but I assume it's better than the film. Haven't seen the film but I grew up reading the books and they're delightful.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 12:48 |
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Good lord I completely forgot that Bioshock Infinite pulled the hardest "both sides!"ism turn I've ever seen in a video game. They bent over backwards to prove that the people fighting racism were just as bad, somehow.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 13:51 |
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Vib Rib posted:Good lord I completely forgot that Bioshock Infinite pulled the hardest "both sides!"ism turn I've ever seen in a video game. In this instance Bioshock Infinite seems like someone who has read a great deal but not actually listened to a drat thing said.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 14:32 |
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Vib Rib posted:Good lord I completely forgot that Bioshock Infinite pulled the hardest "both sides!"ism turn I've ever seen in a video game. IIRC they tried to walk it back with some DLC where they revealed that Daisy kidnapped and threatened to kill the bad guy's kid knowing it'd get her killed, because she got told by the time traveling twins that she needed to help Elizabeth become strong enough to stop the bad guy by becoming capable of killing, and she was actually sacrificing herself for the greater good. I don't know why they thought that made it any better.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 15:05 |
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Pyrotoad posted:IIRC they tried to walk it back with some DLC where they revealed that Daisy kidnapped and threatened to kill the bad guy's kid knowing it'd get her killed, because she got told by the time traveling twins that she needed to help Elizabeth become strong enough to stop the bad guy by becoming capable of killing, and she was actually sacrificing herself for the greater good.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 15:17 |
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This is an idiot literally on* social media. Read the replies! https://twitter.com/SadietheJ/status/1359089308293083136 * meaning about
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 15:28 |
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Khizan posted:"Nylons and lipstick" are rather sexualized indicators of exiting childhood, though. If I'm told that somebody can't get into Narnia because now they're only concerned about paying bills and getting promoted, I'm gonna assume it's because they've lost their imagination or sense of childlike wonder or whatnot. But if you tell me it's because now she cares about nylons and lipstick, I'm gonna assume it's "she's had sex and now she's a ruined woman" type bullshit. A tshirt that reads "I got a mortgage from the bank and now all I got is this lousy old cupboard."
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 15:34 |
Addictive social media apps such as Photoshop and Uber e: f;b by the replies I assumed were stupid for a different reason
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 15:41 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:This is an idiot literally on* social media. Read the replies! I love that the image uses a Commodore logo. I do own a Commodore 64 but I didn't think it was as influential as Facebook these days.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 15:53 |
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I’m the assumption that anyone socializes through LinkedIn
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 16:05 |
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Data Graham posted:Addictive social media apps such as Photoshop and Uber I’m the guy who’s addicted to Venmo and talking on the phone
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 16:05 |
I think that phone one is WhatsApp?
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 16:06 |
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lobsterminator posted:I love that the image uses a Commodore logo. where are you seeing a C64 logo in that image? are you getting it confused with noted not-social-media-app Uber's logo on the left? e: VVVVVV oh jesus lol VVVV Rockman Reserve has a new favorite as of 16:29 on Feb 12, 2021 |
# ? Feb 12, 2021 16:21 |
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Rockman Reserve posted:where are you seeing a C64 logo in that image? are you getting it confused with noted not-social-media-app Uber's logo on the left? In Carano’s image,not the reply
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 16:27 |
https://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1360250437228716034?s=20 If I was being investigated by the FBI for being an insurrectionist, I would simply not publicly threaten the woman I thought turned me in
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 16:43 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 21:10 |
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Rockman Reserve posted:where are you seeing a C64 logo in that image? are you getting it confused with noted not-social-media-app Uber's logo on the left? I know my Commodore logo. This is how I browse SA. E: Good thing this thread was accessible without logging in. Typing in my super long generated password would have been a problem.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 17:02 |