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Telemaze posted:The Vagisil dry spray is, in fact, meant to be dry shampoo for your "vaginal area" (as their website puts it.) I had to look this weird poo poo up cause I never heard of it. That grosses me out so bad. Just because it's a carpet doesn't mean it needs a loving shampoo. Seriously, even my julja is trying to collapse in on itself in protest.
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Jovaries Jendometrium Jysterectomy
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Jai-nee? The jainee (hard j) and the jainee (soft j) are separated by the jaint.
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Stack Machine posted:Jai-nee? The jaint is shorter than you think
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The j-spot is surprisingly easy to find
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What are you junts talking about now?
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Arivia posted:Jabia headsets were really popular with dudes trying to look cool awhile back, I guess Apple made them obsolete with AirFlaps. Do you mean Jabra? I just got a set from work...I thought they were cool  (They're actually really great for meetings. I'm not cool enough to game with them)
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hyperhazard posted:Do you mean Jabra? I just got a set from work...I thought they were cool Yes, but it's continuing the joke about mispelled terms for genitals. Don't worry just do whatever.
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hyperhazard posted:So wait...the woman whose meal she bought gave her a lifetime discount on the same restaurant? Meaning she was the owner or some such? In which case, OP got suckered into paying for a free meal. Think a step further. The server didn't tell them "yeah you don't have to do that, that's the owner" when they asked to pay for them?
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I feel like this is less 'stdh' and more 'blatant advertising copy'. (granted, the 'fake social media story heavily featuring Our Product' genre of advertising is also stdh if you want to be technical about it)
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I'm glad the 5 and 11 year old were able to sneak out before the story ended
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Feb 22, 2021 17:21
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And then they all get covid.
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It's a shame she forgot to mention that fine establishment by its name to promote it among likeminded people. Oh well. We may never know where exactly this absolutely real story happened.
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I feel like 99% of stories that start with "I took my [specific age] children to..." are stdh. The kids have nothing to do with the rest of the story above. Their ages are thrown in there because people tend to add very specific details to their stories when they're lying.
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hyperhazard posted:I feel like 99% of stories that start with "I took my [specific age] children to..." are stdh. The kids have nothing to do with the rest of the story above. Their ages are thrown in there because people tend to add very specific details to their stories when they're lying. This might be hard to believe, Something Awful PYF forums user hyperhazard, but that story is true. I was there.
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oldpainless posted:This might be hard to believe, Something Awful PYF forums user hyperhazard, but that story is true. I was there. and that oldpainless........was Albert Einstein
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This thin layer of cloth is holding back my opinions!!!
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I like the guy who walks in with a mask and then joins in on the conversation about how he would never wear a mask.
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oldpainless posted:This might be hard to believe, Something Awful PYF forums user hyperhazard, but that story is true. I was there. More like oldmaskless
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jjack229 posted:I like the guy who walks in with a mask and then joins in on the conversation about how he would never wear a mask. Kind of sad when you can’t keep a paragraph long story consistent. You know what’s fascinating though? This made up story doesn’t portray the writer as being correct, it just portrays him as being agreed with. Implying that in reality, no one agrees with him.
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It's so weirdly worded - "Of course, none of us wearing masks walk in and sit down. An older guy with a mask walks in..." Do people with masks come into the shop or not?! I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.
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It's not surprising in the least that some right wing fuckhead is unable to formulate a coherent sentence.
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The "none of us wearing masks" refers to OP and two kids. Subsequent patrons, including old man, entered the shop masked, then recognised the bold and patriotic example set by OP and kids and unmasked with pride, knowing they were safe to express opinions like "what plague, I have been licking rats all my life and don't plan on stopping now". It's about setting a brave example and encouraging others to act out against oppression knowing they stand with you. A nice sentiment but the situation is stupid and the whole thing is written by a moron.
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Walton Simons posted:Is r/atheism cheating? For someone who is proudly childfree and tells people to "gently caress off when they try to offload their kids": quote:Be a “roaring lion” & chase a 4 yer old around a park for 5 minutes Also if this really happened in England as they claim, police firearm incidents are such a rare thing that you wouldn't just be casually watching from the window and use it as an opportunity to own someone for believing in god.
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Walton Simons posted:Is r/atheism cheating? As an atheist, being smug about being an atheist is the closest thing I call to being a sin. I wouldn't lie to a kid about my beliefs if they ask me straight up, but I wouldn't discourage a kid from believing in god while they're mother was in labor with a second child.
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Feb 25, 2021 10:31
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Just casually sitting at the window and watching the police gun down my neighbour, as is my wont
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Tea Bone posted:Also if this really happened in England as they claim, police firearm incidents are such a rare thing that you wouldn't just be casually watching from the window and use it as an opportunity to own someone for believing in god. “As I sat watching the police raid bit from Hot Fuzz ...”
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"he seemed to have explored child sitting services and none were available" What kind of robots write this stuff? Content: 
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"Turns out people like them are too lazy to take time off to babysit their own kids." Complicated hospital pregnancies: apparently something you can take time off from.
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r/atheism isn't cheating, but it's definitely low hanging fruit Also the most easily falsifiable part is when he says the child had a respect for authority. No toddler respects authority.
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System Metternich posted:Just casually sitting at the window and watching the police gun down my neighbour, as is my wont "What's more important: My bedtime or my opportunity to gawk at violence?" It's phrased as though he's doing something noble by watching the raid.
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In my 30 odd years of living on knife crime island, I've never really met anyone who cares if you're atheist or not. It seems to be the general opinion of most people I know, though I'm sure there's lots of Christians still. Just seems weird that anyone would give a poo poo really.
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Bogmonster posted:In my 30 odd years of living on knife crime island, I've never really met anyone who cares if you're atheist or not. It seems to be the general opinion of most people I know, though I'm sure there's lots of Christians still. Just seems weird that anyone would give a poo poo really. I’d say that the defining characteristic of being a good Anglican in Britain is atheism.
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