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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I appreciate that the "tribute to his accomplishments" was all shots of him posing and getting on and off plans for rallies.

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Maybe he died today and all the fake news outlets are just too obsessed with canceling him to notice?

Listerine
Jan 5, 2005

Exquisite Corpse

What got them banned, were they promoting the voter fraud lies?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
they bothered the VP of facebook for reasons.


just like when Jones directly confronted Jack, dont bother powerful billinoaires.

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1360025755942490112

Simon and Schuster are bigger Nazis than... the Nazis.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Lester Shy posted:

Simon and Schuster are bigger Nazis than... the Nazis.

Totally makes sense if you do as much coke as that guy does.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Guess we're about to get a new Right Wing Star.

https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status...ingawful.com%2F

User Error
Aug 31, 2006
https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1360285767122173953?s=20

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

It'll be just like all the other B movie poo poo that all the other outrage conservatives make.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Considering in Conservative Star Wars the Empire are the good guys I don't know why Ben would want to be the villain :v:

CommieGIR posted:

It'll be just like all the other B movie poo poo that all the other outrage conservatives make.

That's insulting to B-Movies.

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
There's no reason Sorbo, Carano, et al couldn't have a mildy successful studio churning out b-grade action movies straight to Redbox or streaming, but their little vanity projects always have to be about how persecuted they are, and the ideology gets in the way of actually making an entertaining product. It's why conservative comics are never funny: they get so angry they forget to tell a joke.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

You'd think losing your cushy job with Disney because you couldn't shut up on Twitter after numerous warnings would lead to you doing some soul-searching, evidently not.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

CommieGIR posted:

It'll be just like all the other B movie poo poo that all the other outrage conservatives make.

And the lovely books. That Shapiro thing was really something else. It was like an 11 year old wrote it.

Lester Shy posted:

There's no reason Sorbo, Carano, et al couldn't have a mildy successful studio churning out b-grade action movies straight to Redbox or streaming, but their little vanity projects always have to be about how persecuted they are, and the ideology gets in the way of actually making an entertaining product. It's why conservative comics are never funny: they get so angry they forget to tell a joke.


What's an All Star Cast for an All Conservative rear end in a top hat feature film?

MAMA: Make America Movie Again

*STARRING*
Clint Eastwood
James Woods
Jon Voight
Tim Allen

*CO-STARRING*
Kelsey Grammar
Dennis Quaid
Roseanne Barr
John Ratzenberger

*FEATURING*
Scott Baio
Gina Carano
Kirstey Alley

and Gene Simmons as Himself.

Come to think of it, and I'm not gonna lie, I'd watch the poo poo out that movie.

Also, is Limbaugh dead yet? Or at least in a tremendous amount of pain? Hopefully his opioid tolerance is making his cancer hurt a lot.

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Feb 12, 2021

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Didn't they learn anything from their criticisms of pro athletes? Nobody wants to hear your stupid opinions, shut up and do your job! ENTERTAIN ME.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

BiggerBoat posted:

Also, is Limbaugh dead yet? Or at least in a tremendous amount of pain? Hopefully his opioid tolerance is making his cancer hurt a lot.

He is not dead yet, he is probably in a tremendous amount of pain though. He's had guest hosts all week and apparently that wasn't supposed to be the case.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





BiggerBoat posted:

And the lovely books. That Shapiro thing was really something else. It was like an 11 year old wrote it.


Ben Shapiro has the biggest 'was quite bright for an 8 year old' energy I've ever seen. He clearly believes himself to be intelligent, but is is so obviously, grotesquely stupid that it is hard to comprehend how this has happened.

People told him he was smart when he was a small child, he never got any smarter, so now he is as smart as a really dimwitted 9 year old and he's going to stay like this forever because his audience are somehow even stupider.

Apropos of nothing at all, I hear that if you build up a tolerance for opioid medication for funsies, if you need those same medications for real pain, they don't work at all.

Rots n shares Rush.

Pookah fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Feb 12, 2021

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Oh it's that easy? Then why is everyone so scared??

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

He would if they had a single comedic bone in their collective bodies. But they don't so he'll voice-act some droid who owns whatever the gently caress, with incalculable logic.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

HootTheOwl posted:

He would if they had a single comedic bone in their collective bodies. But they don't so he'll voice-act some droid who owns whatever the gently caress, with incalculable logic.

And introducing Ben Shaprio as "B3N" a suave droid bounty hunter :barf:

EDIT: The droid is also something like 8 feet tall and is the largest character in the film by a good margin.

Angry_Ed fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Feb 12, 2021

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1050391663552671744

Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012

Angry_Ed posted:

And introducing Ben Shaprio as "B3N" a suave droid bounty hunter :barf:

EDIT: The droid is also something like 8 feet tall and is the largest character in the film by a good margin.

He has to be referred to as “a bear of a droid” at least once an episode.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Angry_Ed posted:

EDIT: The droid is also something like 8 feet tall and is the largest character in the film by a good margin.

95% of the budget will be for the trenches that need to be dug for everyone so that Ben appears equal height.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

happyhippy posted:

95% of the budget will be for the trenches that need to be dug for everyone so that Ben appears equal height.

They give him stilts like Tudyk got for K2S0.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
I stole fizzy lifting drinks and didn't get the candy factory. #oppression

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

There’s a joke somewhere regarding sand and Ben Shapiro’s wife.

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

Vichan posted:

You'd think losing your cushy job with Disney because you couldn't shut up on Twitter after numerous warnings would lead to you doing some soul-searching, evidently not.

It actually makes me feel good to know that even semi-well known actors will give up a lifetime bag to continue posting

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

I predicted this in I think the RLM thread and people said I was off for it.
Wingnut welfare is a better career prospect than acting, especially for women who have a short Hollywood shelf-life, and especially so for someone like Carano who has a tough girl persona. To be an actress, Carano has to stay in shape, stay reasonably attractive, and learn lines and actually put some effort into acting. Wingnut welfare only requires that he be willing to be a Nazi in public and be at least reasonably conventionally attractive.

Honestly I wouldn't be too surprised if some other actors take the route. Probably not ones making AAA Disney money, so I don't think Pratt is going full mask off anytime soon, but I can definitely imagine some closeted B and C tier actors realizing that they can still make a lot of money, if maybe a bit less, while putting forth a lot less effort.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Gina caranos gonna make a great female lead in the new david duke movie "der sturmer and the story of us"

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Gina caranos gonna make a great female lead in the new david duke movie "der sturmer and the story of us"

Maybe it's time for remake of Gone with the Wind, make it happen in near future where southern conservative are fighting antifa hordes.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
"Okay, now, imagine that you, frankly, don't give a darn," Shapiro blurts out from atop his pile of books so he can look into the female lead's eyes.

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Screaming Idiot posted:

"Okay, now, imagine that you, frankly, don't give a darn," Shapiro blurts out from atop his pile of books so he can look into the female lead's eyes.

Yeah, forgot to say that there would be bear of a man CGI Ben Shapiro, 6' 3'' in his bare feet, and 215 lbs in his underwear.
He could just be like that or transformed, similarly like they did in Avatar.

Edit: Tried to make muscular Ben, but this worked better.

Captain Kosmos fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Feb 15, 2021

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ben shapiros highschool school shooter survivor guide

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Oh, sure, just hide under something. Easy for you to say, Ben!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
"Now let's just say, for the sake of argument, that a school shooter is stalking you and your fellow Smurfs so he can eat you or turn you into gold, which I might add, is a common antisemitic trope among radical Leftists.

"First you have to run from ANTIFA. If there are enough of you, they will have difficulty aiming at any particular member of the blue swarm. Use confusion tactics! Very legitimate studies show that Leftists have lower IQ than God's chosen people, the smurfs! Facts don't care about your feelings, my faith says so!

"Running may not work, though. You could try hiding in a mushroom or a bird's nest, but in my experience, fighting is the best option. I suggest interlocking with thousands of your kin to form a giant MAGAzord.

"We are the last line of defense! The real Thin Blue Line!"

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



I'm sure a movie deal that was entirely negotiated within the span of a whole week is going to go very well and not explode in on itself.

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Aramis posted:

I'm sure a movie deal that was entirely negotiated within the span of a whole week is going to go very well and not explode in on itself.

Like with the lawsuits it isn't important whether it is successful. It is important that a rallying cry is made and action is seen to be taken.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

The most satisfying part of all this is that the right wing loving invented cancel culture. They've been trying to shut down leftist thought for decades, and reality's finally had enough of their bullshit.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

LloydDobler posted:

The most satisfying part of all this is that the right wing loving invented cancel culture. They've been trying to shut down leftist thought for decades, and reality's finally had enough of their bullshit.

I frequently report right wingers as terrorists on facebook. I have seen many of them banned from my reports and it is oh so loving sweet.

These fucks can experience their own Condor.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I frequently report right wingers as terrorists on facebook. I have seen many of them banned from my reports and it is oh so loving sweet.

These fucks can experience their own Condor.

I told one of them to gently caress themselves with a cactus and I got suspended, not for being mean or "harassment" but rather because: "this tweet advocates self-harm."

I mean, I suppose you can't argue with that.

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Aramis posted:

I'm sure a movie deal that was entirely negotiated within the span of a whole week is going to go very well and not explode in on itself.

And now whatever Ben comes up with will have to directly compete with whatever D'Souza decides to film about Biden orchestrating Benghazi and secretly sicking the Deep State on Trump to make way for full on communist socialism.

I wonder what a RIght Wing Academy Awards might look like. Lots of flags, mandatory pledge of allegiance(s) and presenters like James Woods, Steven Seagal and Tim Allen. I kinda want to see it.

E:

What was the Monday morning celebration like today on talk radio today?

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Feb 15, 2021

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