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Justin Timberlake as Grima Wormtongue.
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Mark wahlberg as elrond Keep the boston accent. Jaden smith as legolas
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skasion posted:SAURON (singing)
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 18:26 |
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Kelsey Grammer would make an excellent Theoden, honestly.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:52 |
Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Kelsey Grammer would make an excellent Theoden, honestly. David Hyde Pierce as Wormtongue
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Kristen Wiig as Galadriel perfection
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 21:47 |
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Mike Myers as Shagrat.
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Jim Carrey as Gollum.
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James Carrey as Smeagol Jeff Daniels as Deagol
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Toebone posted:James Carrey as Smeagol Nah that's frodo and Sam
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 00:25 |
Toshiro Mifune as Lotho Sackville-Baggins
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 01:47 |
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perc2 posted:Toshiro Mifune as Lotho Sackville-Baggins Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter as the Sackville-Bagginses E: Dwayne Johnson as Aragorn
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 02:19 |
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Jack black as Gimli and Karen Gillan as Arwen. Rhys Darby is already a Kiwi so he could play Celeborn and get that New Zealand representation.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 02:35 |
Jigsaw posted:E: Dwayne Johnson as Aragorn It's already been decided he can only play Tulkas
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 02:47 |
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Sam Elliott would make an excellent Elrond. I want to hear him speak Elvish.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 02:59 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Jack black as Gimli and Karen Gillan as Arwen. Jermaine Clement in various hats as all the ringwraiths
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Benedict Wong as the Gaffer.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 03:00 |
Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Sam Elliott would make an excellent Elrond. I want to hear him speak Elvish. I'd never be able to buy his deep Sindarin drawl
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Andy Samberg as Pippin Andy Richter as Merry
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I legitimately think Sam Elliott would be amazing in this partquote:Elrond raised his eyes and looked at him, and Frodo felt his heart pierced by the sudden keenness of the glance. ‘If I understand aright all that I have heard,’ he said, ‘I think that this task is appointed for you, Frodo; and that if you do not find a way, no one will. This is the hour of the Shire-folk, when they arise from their quiet fields to shake the towers and counsels of the Great. Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it? Or, if they are wise, why should they expect to know it, until the hour has struck?
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 04:13 |
Glowering Elrond in the movie gets a bad rap but props to PJ for managing to make hay of the comedic release of tension at the end of that scene by playing up that LOOK that Elrond gives Sam (/merry/pippin).
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I legitimately think Sam Elliott would be amazing in this part Stan Laurel as Frodo and Oliver Hardy as Sam.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 10:55 |
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Groucho as Frodo, Chico as Sam, Harpo as Gollum
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skasion posted:Groucho as Frodo, Chico as Sam, Harpo as Gollum imo groucho as gollum
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 13:24 |
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Harpo as Faramir Groucho as Gollum Chico as Sam Zeppo as Frodo
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 13:40 |
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Idris Elba: Aragorn Denzel Washington: Denethor Lakeith Stanfield: Faramir Lupita Nyong'o: Arwen Michael B. Jordan: Eomer Lance Reddick: Theoden Jamie Hector: Glorfindel
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Sam Elliott would make an excellent Elrond. I want to hear him speak Elvish. The Man Who Killed Sauron and Then the Bombadil.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 15:10 |
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James Gandolf-ini Edit: Tony Sirico as Saruman
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 22:36 |
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In case someone wants to talk about Tolkien rpg's, I made a zero effort thread about it in TG: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3958991
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# ? Feb 14, 2021 18:16 |
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Its funny how Sauron twice gets dunked on right when he thinks everything is going well. He's hanging out in Numenor enjoying how badly he screwed them when Eru sinks it and he loses his form. Then he thinks he's about to destroy the Captains of the West but gets a brief moment of realizing how badly he hosed up between when Frodo claims the Ring and it gets destroyed. When I read The Silmarillion back in high school, I remember thinking that Morgoth was a bit pathetic. He's a petty bully who brings about terrible suffering and destruction but also gets clowned on basically any time anyone gets close to directly attack him. They're well written characters.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 03:02 |
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Morgoth is a big baby who is so mad anything exists that he didn’t make he devotes his existence to taking a dump in God’s pool.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 03:40 |
Shiroc posted:Its funny how Sauron twice gets dunked on right when he thinks everything is going well. He's hanging out in Numenor enjoying how badly he screwed them when Eru sinks it and he loses his form. Then he thinks he's about to destroy the Captains of the West but gets a brief moment of realizing how badly he hosed up between when Frodo claims the Ring and it gets destroyed. Tolkien's villains are really modern.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 03:57 |
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Screamed in such fear that it echoed for thousands of years
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 04:05 |
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Sauron's cult in Numenor consists of Ben Garrison style drawings of Morgoth and rambling screeds about how he totally was NOT a big dumbass.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 04:21 |
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Shiroc posted:Its funny how Sauron twice gets dunked on right when he thinks everything is going well. He's hanging out in Numenor enjoying how badly he screwed them when Eru sinks it and he loses his form. Then he thinks he's about to destroy the Captains of the West but gets a brief moment of realizing how badly he hosed up between when Frodo claims the Ring and it gets destroyed. What the hell did Sauron think was gonna happen anyways? "Hey go attack God's realm." Like yeah Numenor was gonna pay but did Sauron really think he was gonna escape punishment for that decision?
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 04:50 |
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Nessus posted:Morgoth was such a sucker that he was present at the Creation and yet still manages to pick a fight with a pissed-off elf which he only wins because he was like eighty feet tall. He is permanently injured by this activity. He is also almost eaten by a spider. Also got maimed by a pissed off Eagle. Maybe the modern villain analogy is a bit too on the nose.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 05:14 |
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Ginette Reno posted:What the hell did Sauron think was gonna happen anyways? "Hey go attack God's realm." He certainly didn't think the Valar would throw up their hands and call Upstairs. They hadn't done dick to stop him conquering just about all of Middle-Earth for a whole Age, he probably didn't expect to do anything but laugh all the way back to Mordor.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 06:26 |
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Sauron is only a good villian in the Sil, he doesn't have enough presence in LOTR. Tbf that's a problem with a lot of fantasy it seems
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 07:54 |
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Blood Boils posted:Sauron is only a good villian in the Sil, he doesn't have enough presence in LOTR. Tbf that's a problem with a lot of fantasy it seems Because a lot of fantasy is just cargo-culting LotR. "Yeah the Dark Lord sits in his tower and sends out armies and minions; that's how it WORKS, duh."
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I mean Sauron being analogous to the unseen, uncaring higher level of government that sends millions of soldiers to die for causes not their own and spread untold misery while being unreachable is pretty accurate to life.
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