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Deptfordx: Dec 23, 2013

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

I think I would be running away

Never going to go viral with that attitude. :colbert:

# ? Feb 13, 2021 11:20

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# ? May 29, 2024 02:52

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

McGavin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meiuOQHTsNg

also; the moment between the ohshit and the fuckup

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qmqczk246j1rkp3i3.mp4

# ? Feb 13, 2021 11:23

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

NoneMoreNegative posted:

also; the moment between the ohshit and the fuckup

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qmqczk246j1rkp3i3.mp4

Having posted this in another thread, I wish I had the nous to edit it with the To Be Continued guitar licks from that JoJo meme from a few years ago.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 12:28

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Platystemon posted:

You have to upload on the main page, not from your account pages.

Hey, thanks for the tip.

I never would have worked that out on my own because it's such a stupid design decision.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 13:05

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

hemale in pain posted:

there's gotta be a not small number of people who've died because their first reaction to something is to film it for social media instead of getting the gently caress away.

They won't be missed.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 14:32

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

spincube posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06u0NQ9Vk_o&t=25s

# ? Feb 13, 2021 15:58

Hilario Baldness: Feb 10, 2005; Grimey Drawer

There was a video way back of a robe swing mishap at a lake where someone did this, but one of their feet caught in the loop, when they fell it became taut and you can hear a loud CRACK that I assume is their leg being pulled out of socket.

Edit: found it

:nms:

for sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ej88ndMrZk

Hilario Baldness fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Feb 14, 2021

# ? Feb 13, 2021 16:21

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Testing a newly forged bell.

https://i.imgur.com/MtYNXr5.mp4

The guy on the bottom right is doing all the pushing.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 16:32

schmug: May 20, 2007

Hilario Baldness posted:

There was a video way back of a robe swing mishap at a lake where someone did this, but one of their feet caught in the loop, when they fell it became taut and you can hear a loud CRACK that I assume is their leg being pulled out of socket.

Edit: found it

dude nms that poo poo

# ? Feb 13, 2021 17:32

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/zeMHLyN.mp4

# ? Feb 13, 2021 17:35

dexter6: Sep 22, 2003

schmug posted:

dude nms that poo poo

Yeah I�m an EMT and I don�t mind most of what I see on the internet but that made me cringe

# ? Feb 13, 2021 17:37

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zeMHLyN.mp4

# ? Feb 13, 2021 17:47

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

PittTheElder posted:

It�s fine, this is just how Russian�s migrate south for the winter.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 17:56

schmug: May 20, 2007

dexter6 posted:

Yeah I�m an EMT and I don�t mind most of what I see on the internet but that made me cringe

My own drat fault I guess. They did provide a pretty accurate description, but I always click. ugh

# ? Feb 13, 2021 18:03

Ika: Dec 30, 2004; Pure insanity

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zeMHLyN.mp4

next stop: niagara falls.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 18:12

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Ika posted:

next stop: niagara falls.

Slowly I turned

# ? Feb 13, 2021 19:29

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

From the thumbnail, I thought this about the aftermath of the Nuremberg trials.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 19:33

Fat Loser: May 27, 2004

Hilario Baldness posted:

There was a video way back of a robe swing mishap at a lake where someone did this, but one of their feet caught in the loop, when they fell it became taut and you can hear a loud CRACK that I assume is their leg being pulled out of socket.

Edit: found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ej88ndMrZk

I, for one, appreciate the ebaumsworld water mark on this video.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 19:39

C.M. Kruger: Oct 28, 2013

https://www.reddit.com/r/FJCruiser/comments/li8iii/brothers_i_was_in_the_silver_fj_on_i35_yesterday/

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/rescue-mode-off-duty-medic-injured-in-i-35w-crash-helps-other-victims/2551090/

quote:

"Right when I saw it, I mean I put my foot on the brake,� he remembered.

He said there was no way to stop. He slid on the ice and crashed.

But for McDaniel, the worst was yet to come.

�I happen to look up in my rearview mirror and I'm watching a semi-truck barreling towards me full speed,� he said. �It looked like it was trying to stop. There were sparks flying. But it was full speed. I thought it was my time at that point. I just kind of braced for impact."

His car, a 2011 Toyota FJ Cruiser, actually went airborne and landed on the opposite side of the express lanes, he said.

McDaniel�s face, ankle, back and shoulders, were all banged up.

"I'm feeling it today,� he said in an interview Friday.

He crawled out of the wreckage and soon was met by arriving firefighters who assumed he was there working.

"They figured I was there as part of that ambulance crew that had just rolled in. They had no idea,� he said. �And, you know, my first thought was I'm walking, I'm ambulatory. What do I need to do?"

# ? Feb 13, 2021 19:47

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 20:20

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

STANCED

# ? Feb 13, 2021 20:21

pmcTRILOGY: Feb 9, 2014; MY BRAND!

https://i.imgur.com/LsRhitY.mp4

Runaway red truck felt like it needed some sound accompaniment, and yeah, it fits.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 20:26

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Bad Munki posted:

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Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Nenonen posted:

# ? Feb 13, 2021 20:40

redgubbinz: May 1, 2007

pmcTRILOGY posted:

https://i.imgur.com/LsRhitY.mp4

Runaway red truck felt like it needed some sound accompaniment, and yeah, it fits.

You're just trying to impress me.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 20:45

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

pmcTRILOGY posted:

Runaway red truck felt like it needed some sound accompaniment, and yeah, it fits.

That fits really well.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 20:49

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Memento posted:

Having posted this in another thread, I wish I had the nous to edit it with the To Be Continued guitar licks from that JoJo meme from a few years ago.

The song is Roundabout by Yes.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 20:58

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Nenonen posted:

# ? Feb 13, 2021 21:15

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

pmcTRILOGY posted:

https://i.imgur.com/LsRhitY.mp4

Runaway red truck felt like it needed some sound accompaniment, and yeah, it fits.

Should have used Beaton tracks that one is the game banger but still pretty good :hmmyes:

# ? Feb 13, 2021 21:38

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Memento posted:

Having posted this in another thread, I wish I had the nous to edit it with the To Be Continued guitar licks from that JoJo meme from a few years ago.

Ok let me see what I remember of Davinci Resolve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpC6MSAKdNM

This video is blocked in Iran, North Korea, Syria, Cuba - so apologies if you live there

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Feb 13, 2021

# ? Feb 13, 2021 21:50

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Ok let me see what I remember of Davinci Resolve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQLNlOipYc4

This video is blocked in Iran, North Korea, Syria, Cuba - so apologies if you live there

Props for figuring out Resolve but it's sunk wrong, the bass should start on the freeze frame for correct memefication

# ? Feb 13, 2021 21:54

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Zopotantor posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06u0NQ9Vk_o&t=25s

hell yeah @ tatiposting in the osha thread

# ? Feb 14, 2021 02:00

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Ok let me see what I remember of Davinci Resolve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpC6MSAKdNM

This video is blocked in Iran, North Korea, Syria, Cuba - so apologies if you live there

Excellent!

# ? Feb 14, 2021 02:31

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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AceClown: Sep 11, 2005

AAAAAAaaaaaaa

# ? Feb 14, 2021 03:06

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Alone is full of OSHA level stupidity. Someone last season ate a tularemia infected badger or porcupine.

Also some dude bitched out because he lost his flint striker.

# ? Feb 14, 2021 03:09

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CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Also some dude bitched out because he lost his flint striker.

And made a youtube video in response to the haters.

# ? Feb 14, 2021 03:16

AceClown: Sep 11, 2005

only just started watching it, but yeah, there are some very questionable decisions being made already.

Although I can't blame that dude who lost his ferro rod, fire is a pretty important thing to have.

# ? Feb 14, 2021 03:17

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

We have a live wire here

# ? Feb 14, 2021 03:17

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# ? May 29, 2024 02:52

Uncle Enzo: Apr 28, 2008; I always wanted to be a Wizard

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Alone is full of OSHA level stupidity. Someone last season ate a tularemia infected badger or porcupine.

Also some dude bitched out because he lost his flint striker.

A girl treated a brown recluse spider bite with poultices she made herself. It seemed to work, actually

# ? Feb 14, 2021 03:17

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