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Obviously, jeremywh0rebyn is not the idiot. https://mobile.twitter.com/jeremywh0rebyn/status/1360263621834596358 I just want to say "eyes up here!" to the transphobes sometimes.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:HEY👋 YOU👋 ARE YOU UPSET😤😭💔 YOU WON’T GET ANY DICK🍆 VAG🌮✌️ OR rear end🍑 THIS VALENTINE’S DAY💘💘 WELL👏 YOU👏 ARE👏 IN👏 LUCK👏 TODAY📆 IS THE IDES OF FEBRUARY 👉😏👉 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🙌😨‼️ IT IS LUPERCALIA🎊 THE ROMAN FESTIVAL🎉🎉 THE CHURCH⛪️✝️ PEGGED🍆🍆 TO THE LEGEND OF ST VALENTINE 🙅♂️😇 WHY GOD GOTTA BE A COCKBLOCK❌🍆❌ EVER WONDER🤔 WHERE THE “FEBRUA”😩 IN FEBRUARY😫 CUMS🤤🍾💦💦💦 FROM⁉️ TAKE OUT YOUR STYLUS✏️ AND TABULA RASA🗒 AND GET READY TO TAKE SOME NOTES📝 CUZ THIS poo poo💩💩 IS ABOUT TO GET EDUCATIONAL🤓🤓 JUST HOW HARDCORE💯💯💯 WAS THIS ANCIENT PAGAN HOLIDAY¿¿🏺🔮HERE’S A HINT: NAKED ROMANS 🔞🔞🔞 TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ NAMED AFTER THE LUPERCAL, THE CAVE🕳 WHERE THE TWIN FOUNDERS OF ROME🏛 ROMULUS ET REMUS👬 WERE SUCKLED🤗🤗 BY THE SHE-WOLF🐺 MMM DAT MILKY MILKY MILK🍼🍼 INSIDE THE CAVE THE RITUAL👹🕯 WOULD BEGIN WITH TWO NAKED🤫 LUPERCI PRIESTS SACRIFICING ☠️👻 A GOAT🐐 AS A REPRESENTATION OF SEXUALITY👅🍒 AND A DOG🐕 RIP CERBERUS🦴 THE TWO PRIESTS WOULD USE THE CEREMONIAL DAGGER🔪 TO SMEAR BLOOD🩸 ON EACH OTHER’S FOREHEAD🤦♂️ AND WIPE IT AWAY👋 WITH MILK-SOAKED WOOL🥛🐑 WHILE LAUGHING😆😅 AFTER EATING THE SACRIFICIAL GOAT🍽🥢 THE PRIESTS WOULD CUT THE HIDE INTO STRIPS✂️ AND FASHION SOME INTO THONGS 🩲👙🔛 THE PRIESTS WOULD THEN RUN🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️ AROUND THE CITY👀🙈🍆🍆🍆 USING THE REMAINING BLOODY GOAT STRIPS😳🙄 AS INSTRUMENTS💉 OF PURIFICATION, OR “FEBRUA”😱🤯😵 WOMEN WOULD WELCOME THE LASHES📿📿 AS A BLESSING OF FERTILITY🙌🙏 SPANK ME, DADDY 👨🏻👋😝 MAYBE THIS ALL SOUNDS WILD AND CRAZY🤪 BUT HEY🗣🗣 WHEN IN ROME😏😏 IT’S TRADITION😈😈 SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY👌👈☔️ #LEGALIZECHRISTIANITY‼️ SEND📲 THIS TO 🔟 rHOEmans👯♀️ AND YOU’LL BE A VESTAL VIRGIN😙 💅 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE A BARREN BITCH 😣 OR A FALLOW FUCKBOI😖 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU’RE A BOUNTIFUL BABE💃 GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE THE FLAMEN DIALIS 🔥 JUPITER’S HIGH🌬🚬 PRIEST😽🪐 GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE PONTIFEX maXXXimus 🤩🛐 GET 💯 BACK AND YOU’RE A CERTIFIED NYMPHO 🤤🎟🎢🎆 PAX ROMANA MEANS SEX FOR WORLD PEACE🌍✌️🌿 FALLOW FUCKBOI would be a spectacular username
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At first I was relieved when I saw this was a fan account. But then that just raised further concerns.
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i hope that i never go viral because i don't have anything to try and sell people
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Len posted:i hope that i never go viral because i don't have anything to try and sell people The ad people reach out to you when you go viral
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Alright, we'll take the Heinz 57s, and the black cats, but we DONT WANT THE PITBULLS
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I thought it was kinda hosed up Trump didn't have any pets, but if this what the next four years are gonna be like it will probably be the one thing I miss from his presidency. Like Bo and Socks didn't publish op-eds or anything, right?
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Skwirl posted:I thought it was kinda hosed up Trump didn't have any pets, but if this what the next four years are gonna be like it will probably be the one thing I miss from his presidency. Socks was a plot point on an episode of Murphy Brown, which kinda counts as an op-ed.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Socks was a plot point on an episode of Murphy Brown, which kinda counts as an op-ed. Was that post baby? that show really went downhill after she had her baby.
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Skwirl posted:I thought it was kinda hosed up Trump didn't have any pets, but if this what the next four years are gonna be like it will probably be the one thing I miss from his presidency. It's not even an official account. It's just a "fan account." I don't know what's better.
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Feb 14, 2021 20:41
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Is this what Trump reply guys have started doing now that he's been chased off the platform?
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Feb 14, 2021 20:54
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#Pawnstitution sounds like a pawn show set in DC, but the store's owner is Nicolas Cage.
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Elblanco posted:#Pawnstitution sounds like a pawn show set in DC, but the store's owner is Nicolas Cage. I'd watch that.
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https://twitter.com/Lexialex/status/1361106680809811969?s=20 Lexi Alexander directed the film Punisher: War Zone, though I'm not sure if the 616 version ever actually has killed a cop, Ultimate Punisher did kill Jean DeWolff, who was a dirty cop working for Kingpin in the Ultimate universe.
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616 punisher recently have a whole speech about how cops need to stop idolizing him because he's a bad guy https://twitter.com/ClarkattheMoon/status/1361116565266137090?s=19 Len has a new favorite as of 01:56 on Feb 15, 2021 |
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Len posted:616 punisher recently have a whole speech about how cops need to stop idolizing him because he's a bad guy I'm pretty sure he's given some version of that speech several times.
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Castle tries not to kill cops but if the options are he walks away or they do it’s obvious which one he’ll choose.
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Len posted:616 punisher recently have a whole speech about how cops need to stop idolizing him because he's a bad guy Had the Punisher and Captain America ever met?
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toanoradian posted:Had the Punisher and Captain America ever met? Cap beat the gently caress outta him for being a murderer and punisher didn't fight back because it's Captain America FFS.
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toanoradian posted:Had the Punisher and Captain America ever met? Punisher met John Walker Captain America when he fought in 'Nam, then they very briefly worked together during Civil War, since there's a smart phone in that picture I'm pretty sure it was written after Civil War.
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Breetai posted:Cap beat the gently caress outta him for being a murderer and punisher didn't fight back because it's Captain America FFS. 
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If captain America is beating the poo poo out of you you probably have it coming (unless it’s a Nazi duplicate) Has the Punisher addressed BLM
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christmas boots posted:If captain America is beating the poo poo out of you you probably have it coming (unless it’s a Nazi duplicate) 
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Skwirl posted:Was that post baby? that show really went downhill after she had her baby. One season post. I don't think I've seen the episode since it originally aired.
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Skwirl posted:Like, completely off topic, but is there a video game that you think has a good political message?
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/Lexialex/status/1361106680809811969?s=20 https://twitter.com/g_in_cle/status/1361120367281061890?s=21
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The insecurity is palpable. I like how he uses a woman to self-insert his opinion initially but then switches to a man anyway for the "zinger" at the end.
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I like how you sort of think maybe it's going to be a comic about how even bodybuilders have a variety of interests and aren't necessarily the dumb brutes people make them out to be and that you shouldn't judge people by their appearances but then no it's literally a comic about how everyone that's in better shape than you is stupid and droning on for hours about Batman or whatever actually does make you an interesting person. How can one person have been so obviously bullied and yet clearly not bullied enough
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sick of Applebees posted:Well can you get past that second debt?
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https://twitter.com/foxeditall/status/1360918169582460932 https://twitter.com/foxeditall/status/1361021706345791492 "Not wanting your partner to cheat on you is abusive!"  gently caress I hate poo poo like this. People like this are a very small but very vocal minority on LGBT Twitter and it's always infuriating how out of touch with reality they are.
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If it makes you feel any better (it probably doesn't), the vast majority of people generally see that kind of thing for the insufferable nonsense that it is.
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ben shapino posted:If it makes you feel any better (it probably doesn't), the vast majority of people generally see that kind of thing for the insufferable nonsense that it is. It does actually! Just seeing it all the time makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills lol What really sucks is bigots will use idiots like this to paint all LGBT people like this.
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If someone does sex work that's not "cheating" on you unless they hide that from you.
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Jamie Faith posted:What really sucks is bigots will use idiots like this to paint all LGBT people like this. To be fair to them, bigots will assume bad things of marginalized people no matter what they do. That person's still off the mark, though
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