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PneumonicBook posted:Running out of coaches to hire based on the nfl's stringent hiring criteria of white nepotism. Speaking of which, what exactly is the logic behind the Vincent rule? Given the zero-sum nature of pro sports, giving your competitors 2 extra picks seems like a huge disincentive to actually hiring minority coaches. Maybe it works earlier in the process i.e., "you should hire minority coordinators because, if they turn out to be good, you won't have to pay them market rate to keep them"??
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https://twitter.com/ChiSportUpdates/status/1361442426901196807 drat he doesn't even like us.
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Dexo posted:https://twitter.com/ChiSportUpdates/status/1361442426901196807  I’m dying. Also,  Colts?! 
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Dexo posted:https://twitter.com/ChiSportUpdates/status/1361442426901196807 Lol
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The Bears, noted team that couldn’t fix Mitch, is somehow going to fix an even older QB.
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Dexo posted:https://twitter.com/ChiSportUpdates/status/1361442426901196807 We can rebuild him. We have the technology We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic quarterback Carson Wentz will be that man Better than he was before Better, Stronger, Faster
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Dexo posted:drat he doesn't even like us. Harsh, man. Harsh
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Dexo posted:https://twitter.com/ChiSportUpdates/status/1361442426901196807 Nagy: Listen Carson, dont extend your front leg so much and just throw it to Robi.... good luck out there kid.
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I understand the Bears are in the market for a quarterback? https://twitter.com/fivewaylogjam/status/1361378773346643970
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Ima fix Wentz
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Party Boat posted:Ima fix Wentz “Nooooo! Nooo fixing the We-nn-tz!“ 
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Bird in a Blender posted:The Bears, noted team that couldn’t fix Mitch, is somehow going to fix an even older QB. An even older QB who pouted until they fired his HC because that coach thought he needed fixing. This will go well.
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there's no funnier delusion in sports than a coaching staff that thinks they can mechanically fix a quarterback whose main problem is that he can't read defenses and is a moron, it is even funnier than the basketball if only this guy learns a jumpshot delusion.
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The Bears have a long and storied history of fixing quarterbacks that failed on other teams. They'll DEFINITELY be able to fix Wentz.
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I don’t appreciate you mocking the prestigious Chicago bear franchise
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Thinking you can fix Wentz isn't the stupidest take I've seen an NFL team have. This is the league that consistently think Belichick disciples make good coaches, despite all the evidence to the contrary. But it is insanely wishful thinking. Like leap of faith stuff. You might as well just draft some 2nd round QB pick in the draft, it probably has about the same chance of paying off.
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I don't think Wentz is definitely, 100% permabroken but from what I gather, the first step toward setting him straight would be getting him behind a competent offensive line again, and there is of course no reason to believe the Bears could provide that
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Yeah it's not 100% that Wentz is perma broke, but the cap $ and reported draft capital to get Wentz makes pursuing him super dumb. Just take a flyer in the draft/FA.
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I hope the Carson Wentz negotiations go on well into June, personally I want to spend the next 4 months spinning around various NFL journeymen in my head trying to figure out if they're available and if the Bears think they're good enough to not get everybody fired
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Quiet Feet posted:An even older QB who pouted until they fired his HC because that coach thought he needed fixing. This will go well. tbh the qb pouting about the HC til he got fired worked out alright for the packers in the 2018 offseason maybe a guy who will get everyone fired is exactly what the bears need
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PupsOfWar posted:tbh the qb pouting about the HC til he got fired worked out alright for the packers in the 2018 offseason The Bears have never had a problem rostering players who will get everyone fired.
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What if, and hear me out, but what if the Bears just purchased one of those agile bipedal Boston Dynamics robots to play QB for them next season? Just stretch some faux skin over the robot parts and have him say nice things about Portillos.
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Gonz posted:What if, and hear me out, but what if the Bears just purchased one of those agile bipedal Boston Dynamics robots to play QB for them next season? Just stretch some faux skin over the robot parts and have him say nice things about Portillos. *Reading NFL rule book* Well there's no rule that says a quarterback CAN'T be a
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Bears RoboQB Prime Directives: 1. Serve the fans’ trust. 2. Protect the football. 3. Uphold the offense. 4. CLASSIFIED
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Gonz posted:Bears RoboQB Prime Directives:
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Gonz posted:What if, and hear me out, but what if the Bears just purchased one of those agile bipedal Boston Dynamics robots to play QB for them next season? Just stretch some faux skin over the robot parts and have him say nice things about Portillos. fullback position reinvented as "guy who holds the QB's battery unit and keeps the cable from getting tangled up by the pass rush"
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Do you really even need a QB? Why not go 100% wildcat and max out on defense. Aw poo poo I just described Zimmer's wet dream.
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SirPablo posted:Do you really even need a QB? Why not go 100% wildcat and max out on defense. Aw poo poo I just described Zimmer's wet dream. the patriots essentially ran the single wing all season and won only 1 fewer game than the bears, with a little refinement i think you might be onto something
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Gonz posted:Bears RoboQB Prime Directives: RoboQB only throws the ball into the dicks of his wide receivers
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PupsOfWar posted:fullback position reinvented as "guy who holds the QB's battery unit and keeps the cable from getting tangled up by the pass rush" Cables are a thing of the past, PupsOfWar! The future is now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3KWM1kuAw
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Gonz posted:Bears RoboQB Prime Directives:
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