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Assistant Manager Devil posted:
all you fake christians pay attention, this is god's real plan for us all
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:
I just flipped to the last page from the first. But I’m excited to share this. 
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Feb 13, 2021 06:15
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Bored posted:I clipped to the last page from the first. But I’m excited to share this. Somebody make me some kind of hybrid crustacean/angel smilie please 
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Feb 13, 2021 06:16
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 What in the absolute gently caress
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Feb 14, 2021 07:09
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Most crabs ain't even crabs. Does this prove the degeneracy of crabs, or the foolishness of taxonomic science? In the end, we will all become crabs.
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Feb 14, 2021 07:47
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https://youtu.be/oS_MCdverzE cran??
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Feb 14, 2021 16:21
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Feb 14, 2021 17:22
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Everyscutty wants to be a crab, and for good reason.
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Feb 14, 2021 17:30
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Feb 14, 2021 18:00
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https://tensionsplice.itch.io/attack-of-the-giant-crab
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Feb 14, 2021 18:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfapDlm9UY
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Feb 14, 2021 19:33
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I, for one, welcome our new giant crab overlords
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Feb 14, 2021 19:35
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Bored posted:I just flipped to the last page from the first. But I’m excited to share this. Triops are amazing!! They're more shrimp than crab, but they're ancient. Mine would come up to the surface of the tank and scuttle around on my hand on their own accord. Super blessed.
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Feb 15, 2021 10:51
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Plethora posted:Triops are amazing!! They're more shrimp than crab, but they're ancient. Mine would come up to the surface of the tank and scuttle around on my hand on their own accord. Super blessed. Mine just seemed so goddamned happy when digging. So all the time, happy.
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Feb 15, 2021 18:23
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Feb 15, 2021 18:29
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Bored posted:Mine just seemed so goddamned happy when digging. So all the time, happy. And happy when eating their own young, happily keeping their tank from getting too overcrowded. Triops are Branchiopods, which means they're actually more closely related to insects than to crabs. But if Horseshoe Crabs get to be called crabs I vote that Triops should too.
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Feb 15, 2021 18:44
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I wish triops were bigger, like hamster sized
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Feb 15, 2021 18:45
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Who What Now posted:I wish triops were bigger, like hamster sized Get some of the bigger species and start breeding. If someone can make rainbow colored shrimp in a shortish time span I'm sure you can select for size in a relatively similar time span. Hamster sized might take a long while though.
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Feb 15, 2021 18:49
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Making shrimp bigger? Please tread carefully. Maybe ask yourselves why no one has does this before. Was it that no one ever came up with the idea? Or is it because those that go down that path have seen things too dark and terrible to comprehend and then stopped their own research out of fear? Imagine, a shrimp that might devein you!
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Feb 15, 2021 18:56
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I'll just call on my giant crab friend to protect me 
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Feb 15, 2021 19:44
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https://twitter.com/Mossworm1/status/1360355787172945922
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Feb 15, 2021 21:01
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Hrmm good start but we want Thanksgiving turkey sized.
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Feb 15, 2021 21:06
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Telsa Cola posted:Hrmm good start but we want Thanksgiving turkey sized. I demand a crabshrimpop this Thanksgiving
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Feb 15, 2021 23:34
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Telsa Cola posted:Hrmm good start but we want Thanksgiving turkey sized. Is that a MAN riding A SHRIMP!?
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Feb 15, 2021 23:40
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Is that a MAN riding A SHRIMP!?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRjr7pnhpJ4
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Feb 15, 2021 23:41
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I want to get one of these now. Telsa Cola posted:Get some of the bigger species and start breeding. If someone can make rainbow colored shrimp in a shortish time span I'm sure you can select for size in a relatively similar time span. Please do not force crab evolution, crabitalism will come in time.
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Feb 16, 2021 00:24
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Is that a MAN riding A SHRIMP!? The transportation of Tomorrow, Today.
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Feb 16, 2021 00:29
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Flannelette posted:Please do not force crab evolution, crabitalism will come in time. I think you mean Crabbunism, cromrade 
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Feb 16, 2021 00:34
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Lol jesus they breed like crazy apparently.
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Feb 16, 2021 00:34
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ekuNNN posted:I think you mean Crabbunism, cromrade Clawmunism
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Feb 16, 2021 00:42
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The Horror book Clickers is about an invasion of deep sea creb/lobsters which eat people. I remember it being okay but the books just got weirder as it went on.
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Feb 16, 2021 00:43
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:Clawmunism You are right of course, clawmrade
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Feb 16, 2021 00:45
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Marxist crabs in a bucket. If they breed so fast I just need to buy a few and I'm set for life! I could even get their eggs and sprinkle them all through the neighborhood and wait for then next heavy rains.
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Feb 16, 2021 00:58
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There Will Come Snopped Rains
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Feb 16, 2021 01:26
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I Have No Snip-Snops, and I Must Pinch haha jk, you just got pinched 
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Feb 16, 2021 01:32
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Flannelette posted:Marxist crabs in a bucket. Apparently the can lay egg bunches every 12-72 hours. And they hit sexual maturity after two weeks. But also absolutely do not spread their eggs around like that if they aren't native to your area.
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Feb 16, 2021 01:34
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Selectively breeding them would be a fun school experiment with so many eggs and short maturity. Yeah they live almost everywhere here, as long as you don't get the US species.
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Every aquarium has a guy that will sell you Shrimp Growth Hormone, you just have to know the secret password
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