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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 30, 2024 13:09
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- cruft
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Move to Venus
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Feb 16, 2021 19:49
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- cruft
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Fart under all the blankets and then light a match
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Feb 16, 2021 20:09
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- Escape From Noise
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Release a pop song in the hopes of making it on the hot 100
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Feb 16, 2021
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Feb 16, 2021 20:14
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- cruft
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Play hunt the thimble, but once you see it, approach as slowly as possible.
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Feb 16, 2021 20:20
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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turn on all those incandescent bulbs you've been hoarding in your prepper bunker
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Feb 16, 2021 20:26
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- cruft
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Snuggle up to a fist sized chunk of Uranium-235.
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Feb 16, 2021 21:02
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- Macnult
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meditate on a hotter, happier time when you were surrounded by sexy boats at the annual boat show
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Feb 16, 2021 21:20
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- cruft
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Channel your disappointment into anger, until you are steaming mad.
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Feb 16, 2021 21:31
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- cruft
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Consider not being so cold.
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Feb 16, 2021 21:31
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- nut
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run stick on your leg it’s called a bo
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Feb 17, 2021 01:40
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- Escape From Noise
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1. Eat a lot of beans, cabbage, or protein powder.
2. Fart into your blankets
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Feb 17, 2021 03:24
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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they say you lose 90% of your body heat from your head so if you have a warm enough hat you can be naked in any weather
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Feb 17, 2021 04:24
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- posting smiling
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open up the lava lamp n drink it
that's what saint bernards are carrying in their little barrels
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Feb 17, 2021 04:35
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Replace your transistors with vacuum tubes
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Feb 17, 2021 04:36
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Use a Plutonium-238 radioisotope thermoelectric generator.
Mind the alpha rays, though.
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Feb 17, 2021 04:57
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- cruft
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Walk around town on mile-long stilts so you can be closer to the sun.
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Feb 17, 2021 05:03
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- cruft
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Plan a voyage... To the center of the earth!
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Feb 17, 2021 05:15
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- cruft
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Assuming you are an ideal gas, you have four options:
- Increase pressure
- Decrease volume
- Increase the amount of yourself
- Decrease the constant. You know the one.
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Feb 17, 2021 05:21
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Face God and walk backwards into hell.
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Feb 17, 2021 08:54
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- nut
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spin faster
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Feb 17, 2021 13:56
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- cruft
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Release organic gasses into the atmosphere. Methane will have a bigger effect but doesn't last as long as carbon dioxide. The carbon bonds will become excited when hit by solar radiation, storing heat in the atmosphere and making sure you stay warm on a planetary scale!
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Feb 17, 2021 14:49
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May 30, 2024 13:09
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