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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Puttin fuzzy socks on my feets

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Asking the mods to change the thread tag to ‘HOT’


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Snuggling tight against my space heater under the covers


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Being engulfed by flames as first my flannel sheets and then my entire house ignites


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Thinking impure thoughts so that I might more rapidly descend into the fiery but warm depths of hell


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Drinking scotch whiskey


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biosterous




seeing a fair maiden bare her ankle



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biosterous




doing the opposite of whatever a high-speed low-drag smooth operator does, they are always trying to stay frosty



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biosterous




wash all the laundry then dry all the laundry then burrow under all the warm dry laundry



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biosterous




a rousing game of HOT KNIFE



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


NOT posting in byob, the chill forum


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Sitting inside the sun


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biosterous posted:

a rousing game of HOT KNIFE


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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

NOT posting in byob, the chill forum

are lurkers, like, really warm?

is it maybe for hell reasons?



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Kaiser Schnitzel

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Post, or the devil will get you!


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Turning up the thermostat (have not tried this one yet)


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hot air rises so i'm p sure that flipping your home upside down will help



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Wrapping myself in the skins and spun and woven hairs of increasingly exotic aminals


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friction causes heat, maybe try rubbing yourself against the walls a bunch



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biosterous




putting a firepit in your housetruk

:grovertruk:



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Kaiser Schnitzel

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biosterous posted:

friction causes heat, maybe try rubbing yourself against the walls a bunch

This worked okay but I’m not sure how sustainable it is because I only have two more pairs of PJ pants and it runs through em pretty quick


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give old lady leary a lamp/lantern and wait



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biosterous




convert your smart fridge into a bitcoin miner



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Kaiser Schnitzel

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Starting a war with a nuclear power


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beaches are sandy, and hot
deserts are sandy, and hot

ergo fill your house with sand



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Kaiser Schnitzel

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Hiding in the still-warm belly of a freshly eviscerated tauntaun


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lose all your spice tolerance and eat a quarter teaspoon of paprika



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biosterous




yell at an ice cube until you've convinced yourself that it has no power over you



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alnilam

face the fridge outside with its door open and the coils facing inside and run it full blast

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posting yourself on a HOT or NOT website and paying people to click HOT until it comes true



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Jaguars!


Stepping out into the Nebraskan winter clad in nothing but an inch of liniment

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Burying oneself under a pile of hot milfs from one’s area


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Jaguars!


A man who chops his firewood warms himself twice

A man who traps, skins, tans and tailors his own moth-fur coat warms himself 400 times.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
rub a toasted bagel all over your skin

City of Glompton

open up the lava lamp n drink it


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hypnotize yourself into becoming incredibly credulous and then play "floor is lava"



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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Be the little spoon

in the dishwasher on hot cycle

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come to think they should probably make a clothes dryer that's like people sized

go for a cozy tumble with your blankets



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Macnult

hug your loved ones

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Eating hot air

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