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selling used items but the ads are way too specific, in a vaguely unsettling way
"for sale: hair clippers. used exactly once"
Used axe. Only used for chopping wood. Thoroughly cleaned prior to selling.
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Feb 11, 2021 21:20
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May 12, 2024 11:05
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For sale: baby shoes, never worn, listed size is actually a child's "T" size
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Feb 11, 2021 22:39
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for sale: big league chew. used once
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Feb 12, 2021 01:48
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Actor: Butts
Director: Cut! No no no! You have to say it in a butts voice!
Actor: wtf is a butts voice?
Director: (in a butts voice) Butts
Everyone in the studio: Whoa
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Feb 12, 2021 03:33
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- Skanky Burns
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For sale: Rolling pin. Condom not included.
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Feb 12, 2021 04:21
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- Filthy Hans
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by Fluffdaddy(and can't post for 10 years!)
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free refrigerator, works well but I'm letting it go because it's haunted
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Feb 12, 2021 06:06
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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selling used items but the ads are way too specific, in a vaguely unsettling way
"for sale: hair clippers. used exactly once"
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Feb 13, 2021 11:17
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I'm a fan of the 90s sci fi film The Matrix. But one thing I never understood is the scene in the construct where Neo says "We need nuns, lots of nuns".
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Feb 13, 2021 12:04
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- Filthy Hans
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I'm a fan of the 90s sci fi film The Matrix. But one thing I never understood is the scene in the construct where Neo says "We need nuns, lots of nuns".
why did the old black lady tell neo he'd be "white as rain"?
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Feb 13, 2021 20:38
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Ever since I confused Rainbow Dash and Rarity at MLP trivia night, everyone has started calling me a 'jabrony'.
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Feb 14, 2021 15:01
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why did the old black lady tell neo he'd be "white as rain"?
in The Matrix universe due to the machines' early experiments with energy pods full of cows, all the rain is milk
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Feb 15, 2021 06:22
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- deep dish peat moss
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Following a string of deadly crashes, NASCAR invests in self-driving car technology
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Feb 16, 2021 03:43
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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This isn't a joke but I don't know where else to put this.
Recently came across this imagine while very hungry:
And now... all I do is crave a sausage in just such a pretzel bun. I think from now on any time I eat a sausage, no matter how delicious, I will always think upon that imagine and how my lot is inferior.
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Feb 16, 2021 20:55
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Putting two popsicle sticks in a corn dog so you can eat it like corn.
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Feb 16, 2021 22:00
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Wrapping hotdog meat around an ear of corn
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Feb 16, 2021 22:04
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Wrapping hotdog meat around an ear of corn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VosRKPBGE8
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Feb 17, 2021 06:44
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The toilet creed. This is my toilet, there are many like it but this one is mine... etcetera
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Feb 17, 2021 14:09
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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William Shakespeare's The Three Stooges.
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Feb 18, 2021 13:01
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- Prof. Crocodile
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William Shakespeare's The Three Stooges.
are we not human? if you hit us in the head with a pipe wrench does it not go ‘bonk’?
Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Feb 18, 2021
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Feb 18, 2021 13:15
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, *poke* And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
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Feb 18, 2021 15:42
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Recruiting for my brand new Traditional Scottish Gaming Clan
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Feb 18, 2021 23:09
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Recruiting for my brand new Traditional Scottish Gaming Clan
pogs ~ haber toss
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Feb 19, 2021 02:22
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- Chas McGill
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loves Fat Philippe
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Recruiting for my brand new Traditional Scottish Gaming Clan
Gamer haggis, single malt Monster energy.
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Feb 19, 2021 13:59
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- Finger Prince
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What you gonna do with all those seeds
All those seeds inside your weed?
Imma sell sell sell sell that weed
Sell that weed to some teens!
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Feb 19, 2021 18:56
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- nut
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the jester from encarta 95 mind maze in smash
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Feb 20, 2021 14:00
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- bird.
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video game difficulties except instead of easy medium hard it uses a year to describe it, i.e. 2015 easy, 2007 medium, 1999 hard, 1994 very hard, 1987 insane
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Feb 21, 2021 05:47
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May 12, 2024 11:05
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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calling ellen degeneres "l.a. degenerate"
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