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Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Communist Thoughts posted:

i call that hair a snail trail, though i have no idea why

Nah, it’s a crab ladder.

Edit: gently caress me, that’s a bad snipe.

There are 100 percentage points in a whole thing!
*waits to be told off by mathematically more gifted people*

Camrath fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Feb 18, 2021

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therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Communist Thoughts posted:

that suit is very unflattering, theres a reverse trump effect going on and he looks fat as hell

e: wait has some focus group told him boris looks more solid or something

I think it's an overcoat over a suit. But it looks weird.

And who the hell thought of that line? It's like something The Thick of It would have rejected for being too unbelievably bad.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

What type of ship will the HMS CORBYN be

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
here's a policy that'll make starmer popular

https://twitter.com/TheKafkaDude/status/1362446579941183488?s=20

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



Starmer was nonce hider general though so we can't even have this

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Pencils R Cool posted:

https://twitter.com/evolvepolitics/status/1362426778824933378

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Please photoshop this onto the graphic.


I was thinking of the mancubus death sound personally.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I like how they have to put the age on the title as a kind of 'no right wing dads, don't start wanking yet.'

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

IIRC they had one of these about Charlotte Church next to a handwringing article complaining about the Brass Eye paedophile special

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Pablo Bluth posted:

So after the big EU-Astrazeneca brouhaha, it turns out their citizens are turning down the vaccine anyway (and Switzerland has decided to decline giving the vaccine approval)
Not surprised after all the propaganda (that went both ways, to be fair) about the Astrazeneca vaccine no wonder lots of EU citizens don't want it.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Convex posted:

IIRC they had one of these about Charlotte Church next to a handwringing article complaining about the Brass Eye paedophile special
I think this was actually the Daily Star, but yea it was particularly choice

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
they meant her boobs imo

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'd watch the editors of the Star, Sun, and Mail fight to the death with a variety of medieval and early modern weapons.

I assume that's what 'perv spoof bosses axe wrestling' means.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






TACD posted:

I think this was actually the Daily Star, but yea it was particularly choice


To be fair, "can't wait until its acceptable to have a wank over Charlotte Church" was a common enough sentiment that its easy to get confused.

Lets not even get into the real ages of those page 3 models back in the day.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Pencils R Cool posted:

https://twitter.com/evolvepolitics/status/1362426778824933378

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Kieth is the policy version of

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
they could give out little certificates with a nice flag and a font and a little shiny rosette and that on them saying what your investment was spent on, same sort of idea as how you could buy a square foot of land on the moon off somebody for a tenner or whatever

imagine how patriotic you would feel if you were told you paid towards upgrading a roundabout in kettering town centre :allears:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Junior G-man posted:

Super happy we managed to get Eleanor Janega (@GoingMedieval) on the pod this time, so here's your shameless UKMT plug for the UKMT pod:

https://twitter.com/PraxisCast/status/1362422780235497473?s=20

who came up with that title

come out, i just want to talk

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
or resurfacing a public car park

in stevenage

new bins and everything

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

sinky posted:

Kieth is the policy version of


thislabourleaderdoesnotexist.com



edit: found Jose's next thousand avatars https://www.thisfuckeduphomerdoesnotexist.com/

Microplastics fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Feb 18, 2021

Doom breed
Mar 22, 2012
Haven't listened to the latest pod yet but just wanted to say thanks to everyone involved (past and present!). Always a good listen so thanks for all the work you put in for it!

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Doom breed posted:

Haven't listened to the latest pod yet but just wanted to say thanks to everyone involved (past and present!). Always a good listen so thanks for all the work you put in for it!

:same:

although i have struggled to listen to many of the recent episodes as they tend to lay bare the reality of a rapidly disintegrating country being piledriven into the ground by rabid, randian ghouls

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Starmer isn't actively ugly, it's just in every photo of him, he always looks massively uncomfortable in his own skin. Reminds me of Gordon Brown, in a way.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Remember he's 58. I know this because I asked Google Keith Starmer's age and it knew who I meant.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
At least he's now matchesd Jo Swinson, in that he's got a trademark dumb policy to be remembered by.

Corona bonds will deffo be his skills wallets.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Amortize the Covid bond
In the skills wallet

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Amortize the Covid bond
In the skills wallet

This sounds like a euphemism for anal sex tbh

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Churchillian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Kilo India Echo Foxtrot

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Guavanaut posted:

In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Churchillian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Kilo India Echo Foxtrot

:golfclap:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Lower starter being 58 is a bit of an eye opener lol.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
FREE MARKET whoa gently caress not that free

They should ban sharing of news in every country.
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1362508255306649605?s=20

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's amazing how it's been retooled as "Government vs. Facebook" rather than "Rupert Murdoch is a oval office", which is how all press freedom arguments should be phrased other than those about the Brothers Barclay and whichever Hitler clone owns the Mail now.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Pencils R Cool posted:

https://twitter.com/evolvepolitics/status/1362426778824933378

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I don't want to be a country. I'm a person.

Mebh
May 10, 2010


Hes so loving useless it's got to be intentional at this point.

Are they basically trying to settle in for 20 more years of cozy sensible opposition.

I wish the greens weren't awful loving terfs.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Man I bit my tongue when Starmer got elected because I was gonna give him a go but he does seem to be rather bricking it.

I guess if he promises to hold off the Corbynite wing then the Murdoch press might give him the same deal as Blair, but IDK, Big Tone wasn't this much of a charisma vacuum.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Tesseraction posted:

I guess if he promises to hold off the Corbynite wing then the Murdoch press might give him the same deal as Blair, but IDK, Big Tone wasn't this much of a charisma vacuum.

not a fuckin chance, mate. starmer's warm press extended exactly as far as an election (any election, apparently) and no further. only safe to support the opposition with no risk of it winning anything.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

That is exactly how middle schoolers write sentences lol.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

CoolCab posted:

not a fuckin chance, mate. starmer's warm press extended exactly as far as an election (any election, apparently) and no further. only safe to support the opposition with no risk of it winning anything.

yeah, it's only because the tories were self-imploding in the 90s that blair was worth tacking to

in this historical comparison, Corbyn being the Foot, Starmer is the Kinnock

I guess this makes BloJo either the Thatcher or Major. Except dumb and poo poo.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

TL note: Thatcher and Major were both poo poo. BloJo is so poo poo that you can call him poo poo in comparison to them.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
In conclusion this isn't how we should become where we thought we were going but that is what happened.

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Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
congrats to podcasting is praxis for being the first reply to keith's tweet on the news at 10

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