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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Ohhhh noooo!!!! - the rest of the world, without a hint of irony, not at all snickering over chickens coming home to roost

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
330 million fewer years of American life. Look, it's the world's smallest Dignity Battalion come to celebrate mourn gravely

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


What is air but food for your lungs?

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
butt food

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
One of the dumb things that was repeated constantly throughout my education was that every breath you inhale has some infinitesimally small number of air atoms from Julius Caesar's last breath :wth: and immediately I was like well wouldn't it also contain the same atoms of fart? Guess which is somehow the less scientific premise.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Nothus posted:

Lol continue to consume, citizen

BUY OR DIE!

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Nothus posted:

Lol continue to consume, citizen

why don't they just keep hyping up sanitizing sprays and wipes just to make money then

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

fosborb posted:

butt food

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

One of the dumb things that was repeated constantly throughout my education was that every breath you inhale has some infinitesimally small number of air atoms from Julius Caesar's last breath :wth: and immediately I was like well wouldn't it also contain the same atoms of fart? Guess which is somehow the less scientific premise.

:goonsay: Every bit of water you have or ever will drink was dinosaur pee at one point.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Every ounce of water in the world has passed through Donald Trump's dick at some point in his life.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
i can't believe brugroffil derailed the covid thread like this

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
I've pretty much resigned myself to wiping down literally everything that comes into my home with 70% alcohol or lysol.

Edit forever lol

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1362558582198255617?s=19

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

*Austria, March 12, 1938ishly* how could this happen?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Ohhhh noooo!!!! - the rest of the world, without a hint of irony, not at all snickering over chickens coming home to roost

its mostly the poor, especially minorities, so no chickens roosting here. in fact the ones that deserve it are more rich and powerful than ever

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


fosborb posted:

thankfully FLorida still publishes line level data of every positive case/death, and while that 0-14 aggregate is in the data, so is the specific age of each case.

which allows me to do fun stuff like measure the percent of cases that were children, by week, during the summer spike when children weren't in school, vs the winter spike Florida is still coming down from:

hypothesis: a greater proportion of cases will be children when schools are in session



conclusion: lmao
incredible

no one gives a gently caress

USA #1

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
this is also a good chart using the same data

i guess



from: Reopening Florida schools followed by uptick in COVID-19 infections, Ben-Gurion U. study
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2021-01/aabu-rfs010521.php

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


NO ONE CARES

BACK TO WORK

OPEN ER UP

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



In Malaysia some crazy skin care doctor uploaded a video "dissecting" the side effects of the vaccine and pretty much told everyone not to get it

https://twitter.com/iamFMH/status/1362398704829751300?s=19

He was made to report to the police but from what I read his video is still up on YouTube, yet to be taken down because it was in Malay and the title didn't suggest it was anti Vax
https://twitter.com/MalaysiaGazette/status/1362347076806393857?s=19

As it turns out he's also the same guy who went viral "dissecting" fried chicken and his whole argument against it was "why is the skin so thin? Do you think real life chicken can have such thin skin?" like uh have you never eaten non fried chicken as well? What https://twitter.com/fydauss/status/1321484692118364161?s=19

And also recommending red bull to children https://twitter.com/chiiizukeki/status/1321738414962532353?s=19

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

fosborb posted:

this is also a good chart using the same data

i guess



from: Reopening Florida schools followed by uptick in COVID-19 infections, Ben-Gurion U. study
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2021-01/aabu-rfs010521.php

why in the world hasn't that picked up steam in the discourse

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



lol just saw that covid has reduced the american life expectancy by an entire year

HAMAS HATE BOAT
Jun 5, 2010
actually thats all just suicides from lockdowns, because covid isnt real

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

fosborb posted:

this is also a good chart using the same data

i guess



from: Reopening Florida schools followed by uptick in COVID-19 infections, Ben-Gurion U. study
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2021-01/aabu-rfs010521.php

this is a chart of freedom levels

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

One of the dumb things that was repeated constantly throughout my education was that every breath you inhale has some infinitesimally small number of air atoms from Julius Caesar's last breath :wth: and immediately I was like well wouldn't it also contain the same atoms of fart? Guess which is somehow the less scientific premise.

"We're made of fart stuff," Sagan famously stated

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

NO ONE CARES

BACK TO WORK

OPEN ER UP

this is our creed

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Insanite posted:

why in the world hasn't that picked up steam in the discourse

everyone already knows that children cannot spread or contract covid

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
someone sent me this and i thought, man, it seems CSPAM has been making use of this a lot lately!

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1362537380658380800?s=20

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Insanite posted:

why in the world hasn't that picked up steam in the discourse

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

bedpan posted:

everyone already knows that children cannot spread or contract covid

i think you'll find that there are several schools in north carolina that covid is deathly afraid of

from this, we can surmise that spreading soil from raleigh in a ring around each child protects them from the demons that animate the dread coronavirus

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

fosborb posted:


conclusion: lmao

Lovelyn
Jul 8, 2008

Eat more beans

big cummers ONLY posted:

My cat died, young and unexpectedly, today. I post this not because it was COVID, but because COVID prevented me from being in the room to comfort her as she died. Thank you, world. Thank you for extending this madness. Thank you for robbing me of the experience of saying goodbye to my friend.

Condolences :(

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Cool so it can spread from food and food packaging. Very good we will find this out in 4 months.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

ArfJason posted:

someone sent me this and i thought, man, it seems CSPAM has been making use of this a lot lately!

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1362537380658380800?s=20

lol

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

ArfJason posted:

someone sent me this and i thought, man, it seems CSPAM has been making use of this a lot lately!

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1362537380658380800?s=20

This is A good ArfJason post

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

ArfJason posted:

someone sent me this and i thought, man, it seems CSPAM has been making use of this a lot lately!

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1362537380658380800?s=20

Thanks arf. You really ground us when we need it.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ArfJason posted:

someone sent me this and i thought, man, it seems CSPAM has been making use of this a lot lately!

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1362537380658380800?s=20

hahaha

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Cspam is being so normal its scary

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



dehumanize yourself and face to normalcy

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