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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

someone post the trump administration one

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Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Breakfast All Day posted:

ernest goes to sensitivity training

sounds terrible just like every other ernest movie

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
ive watched every Ernest movieat least a dozen times except scared stupid because the monster is too scary

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

The Oldest Man posted:

It's a good thing we elected Biden or else we might have health officials who just want to open businesses at the behest of rich assholes even if it means we all die

https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1363132264541020160

Oh oops lol

I'd rather have the My Pillow guy in charge of the pandemic. At least he's not incentivized to kill me.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Il Federale posted:

sounds terrible just like every other ernest movie

reported!!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
oh i posted this in the trump thread by mistake

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
President Joseph Robinette Biden

P.J.R.B.

Partially Jellified Rot Brain

Poor Jobless Remain Borked

Prisoners Jailed Represent Bonuses

Professional Jackal Raining Bombs

Primitive Jackass Raping Bitch

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Il Federale posted:

sounds terrible just like every other ernest movie

MODS!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

the slime on the goblin face emerging from the tree trunk in Ernest Goes to Camp haunts my nightmares to this day

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Flavius Aetass posted:

oh i posted this in the trump thread by mistake



ernest owns

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

"we got a gay and a minority up in here, why are they still complaining at us???"

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


I'd take the QAnon shaman in any fight with a former solicitor general

also, the QAnon shaman is probably less evil than the former solicitor general under Obama that defended slavery
https://twitter.com/jaywillis/status/1334230487380815872?s=20
https://twitter.com/NathanJRobinson/status/1334186586926424064?s=20

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

evilweasel posted:

once you realize the torture being discussed manning underwent while in prison is routine in prison and tens of thousands of people are probably undergoing it right now, it ceases to be a reasonable stepping stone to “and that’s why the cia is going to kidnap and murder her”

that’s not a good thing that torture is endemic to the American prison system, but everyone citing Manning’s torture knows it is and is pretending to forget it

this should be probatable what a loving heinous evil piece of poo poo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Il Federale posted:

sounds terrible just like every other ernest movie

fight me

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Flavius Aetass posted:

oh i posted this in the trump thread by mistake



It always cracks me up just how accurate this is lmao

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Ernest Scared Stupid is a loving treasure

Ernest Goes to Jail involves both superpowers Ernest AND sexy ernest

Ernest Saves Christmas is the best Christmas movie

Ernest Goes to Camp owns


The only questionable Ernest movie is the one where he wears brownface

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Joe Biden probably never saw a Ernest movie and if he did he poo poo out the last memory of it the last time his diarrheaed his pants at the townhall

Forseti
May 26, 2001
To the lovenasium!

a helpful bear posted:

The only questionable Ernest movie is the one where he wears brownface

Is that Ernest in the Army? Pretty sure I have that DVD still in the wrapper somewhere from my college days when me and a buddy would get stoned af and go to walmart at 2am to buy candy and pick through the cheap rear end dvd bin

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

ex post facho posted:

this should be probatable what a loving heinous evil piece of poo poo

the other day he was laughing at dumb chuds stupid enough to live in texas; never mind the non-chuds dying & left homeless.

he wasn't probated for that poo poo either.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

a helpful bear posted:

The only questionable Ernest movie is the one where he wears brownface

Ernest Runs Canada

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

a helpful bear posted:

Ernest Scared Stupid is a loving treasure

Ernest Goes to Jail involves both superpowers Ernest AND sexy ernest

Ernest Saves Christmas is the best Christmas movie

Ernest Goes to Camp owns


The only questionable Ernest movie is the one where he wears brownface

I've never seen an Ernest movie. I think I'll try Ernest Goes to Camp whenever I'm done with the other stuff I plan on watching. My dad liked Ernest movies when I was a kid

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Reality Protester posted:

history swirling, like a toilet,ha ha

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Willa Rogers posted:

the other day he was laughing at dumb chuds stupid enough to live in texas; never mind the non-chuds dying & left homeless.

he wasn't probated for that poo poo either.

D&d has higher standards.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Ernest Scared Stupid was a Halloween staple of my childhood for years and yet all I remember is:

- the trolls turn kids into wooden dolls or some poo poo???

- Ernest's dog gets turned into one (sad)

- milk is their weakness

I really need to watch it again at some point

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Willa Rogers posted:

the other day he was laughing at dumb chuds stupid enough to live in texas; never mind the non-chuds dying & left homeless.

he wasn't probated for that poo poo either.

Meanwhile i was probated for a factually correct tweet that blasted biden

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Good soup! posted:

Ernest Scared Stupid was a Halloween staple of my childhood for years and yet all I remember is:

- the trolls turn kids into wooden dolls or some poo poo???

- Ernest's dog gets turned into one (sad)

- milk is their weakness

I really need to watch it again at some point
i like the part where he gives a slobbery kiss to the troll on the lips and then looks at the camera and goes "eewwEWWewewEWWWewww" and does the thing with his mouth

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

ive watched every Ernest movieat least a dozen times except scared stupid because the monster is too scary

It just fuckin eats that little kid what the gently caress

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Post Ironic Cereal posted:

I hate celebrity worship as much as any other red blooded American but if anything bad ever came out about Jim Varney I'd be legitimately upset.

I've got some bad news for you

Mr Hootington posted:

Jim Varney blackface

:nws:https://twitter.com/NutDivide/status/1363331319648821248 :smith:

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

You have my axe.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

galenanorth posted:

I've never seen an Ernest movie. I think I'll try Ernest Goes to Camp whenever I'm done with the other stuff I plan on watching. My dad liked Ernest movies when I was a kid

Camp, jail, scared stupid, rides again, christmas. Don't bother with the others.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
Biden Scared Stupid

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
Biden Scared Stupid

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

goddammit

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


It brings me great joy that people blindly click links in 2021 still

It brings me greater joy that bit.ly links are still a thing people blindly click for some fuckin reason

But the greatest joy will be dying while biden is in the fuckin white house lol because orange man bad is a good enough slogan to hire yet another rapist racist murdering pence of poo poo

Good fuckin job

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

It's a good typo and I'm not fixing it

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Mr hands approved

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

PathAsc posted:

It brings me great joy that people blindly click links in 2021 still

It brings me greater joy that bit.ly links are still a thing people blindly click for some fuckin reason

But the greatest joy will be dying while biden is in the fuckin white house lol because orange man bad is a good enough slogan to hire yet another rapist racist murdering pence of poo poo

Good fuckin job

im stupider then dog poo poo, i dont give a poo poo, and i dont give a gently caress, and i will never stop clicking links blindly, and i'll always Respect my enemys.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

gently caress you biden

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

a helpful bear posted:

Ernest Scared Stupid is a loving treasure

Ernest Goes to Jail involves both superpowers Ernest AND sexy ernest

Ernest Saves Christmas is the best Christmas movie

Ernest Goes to Camp owns


The only questionable Ernest movie is the one where he wears brownface

Ernest Rides Again was probably the most boring Ernest. There's a huge drop in quality post-Touchstone.

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