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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


I thought his teeth were a mustache at first and wondered why Stan Lee was doing a Jonestown.

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

goddamn lmao

he don't miss

this is almost as good as the Weinstein one

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
had not seen the Weinstein one

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Tom Smykowski posted:

Cool current reference in that one
It's a decent enough pun.

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Drunkboxer posted:

hes also an isolationist and somehow found a way to ignore trumps trashing of the iran deal, his bellicose ramblings, and his high profile assassination.

it was all John Bolton's fault, don't ask why John Bolton was there

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Thump! posted:

golf courses should be tilled up and their soil fertilized with the corpses of the wealthy hth

:hai:


most people at jonestown were forced to take the flavor-aid at gun point once they realized it was for real that time.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Real golf would be better if they implemented the new Mario Golf's SPEED GOLF into it, where you all hit the ball at the same time and then race to where you hit it and beat the hell out of each other along the way.

Dustcat posted:

wait i thought the vaccine was developed at warp speed by the smart, handsome, and extremely buff president trump

Even when Trump was taking credit for the vaccine Ben was like "I can't believe Trump is doing this awful thing, I don't know what's wrong with him but he should be attacking the vaccine not encouraging people to get it." He also mentioned he was really disappointed when Trump got vaccinated.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
sneaking liquor into a driving range is cheap and easy. you can even find automated ones where the balls just pop out of the ground on the tee

me and my buddies used to do that and take turns. you dont even have to bother walking and you can just pick up a cheap iron and driver

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
My dad tried to make me learn to play golf when I was a kid because he thought it would help me professionally

I managed to get not one but two golf injuries and now I have the kind of job where you play D&D with your boss anyway

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
in case anyone was curious:

1) left-handed child-sized golf gloves are hard to come by so I tried playing without one and ripped a bunch of skin off my thumb
2) I finished my bucket at the driving range early and was pacing around aimlessly while my friend finished his, and it turns out I was slightly too close to him and his backswing went right into my eyelid which promptly turned purple and swelled to the size of, um, a golf ball I guess

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Twelve by Pies posted:

Even when Trump was taking credit for the vaccine Ben was like "I can't believe Trump is doing this awful thing, I don't know what's wrong with him but he should be attacking the vaccine not encouraging people to get it." He also mentioned he was really disappointed when Trump got vaccinated.

Yeah his rationalization was wild



Fauci and Birx are really running the country somehow and they stuffed the big strong buff and handsome president man in the backseat to whine ineffectually like a powerless child

Extremely strong "if only the good Tsar knew how his evil advisors were twisting his well-intentioned laws behind his back" energy from the rant too

Ben Garrison posted:

Dr. Anthony Fauci right now is in the driver’s seat. Trump put him there and it was a huge mistake. Fauci may be a key member of Trump’s coronavirus task force, but he has also been a long-time key member of the globalist medical tyrants.

Saman
Oct 23, 2008

Next, you'll say...
"What a good post!"



the plunger is supposed to stick out when you fill a syringe to the brim so that it's dripping all the thiomersal out of the needle tip, dude, come on, that's day 1 stuff

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
I dropped in on Day By Day to see how it was doing, and I guess he's drawing tits on the kids now so on this particular occasion I will not be posting it here

e: to be clear they were clothed, I'm not in danger of being scooped up by the Feds for looking at it, it was just... a little too anime if you know what I mean

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

loquacius posted:

e: to be clear they were clothed

I hate that you felt, correctly, that this needed to be clarified.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

loquacius posted:

I dropped in on Day By Day to see how it was doing, and I guess he's drawing tits on the kids now so on this particular occasion I will not be posting it here

e: to be clear they were clothed, I'm not in danger of being scooped up by the Feds for looking at it, it was just... a little too anime if you know what I mean

The slow, sad saga of Cris Muir's deterioration rolls on. It is impressive how he keeps managing to find new lows.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I dont know posted:

The slow, sad saga of Cris Muir's deterioration rolls on. It is impressive how he keeps managing to find new lows.

Someone should really take his shovel and pick axe away, he's steadily busting through rock bottom.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The next fundraiser will promise a time skip to the daughters’ 18th birthday if it reaches the goal.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

He's a libertarian, right? It'd be weird for him not to sexualise kids.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

loquacius posted:

I have the kind of job where you play D&D with your boss anyway

This seems worse

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

loquacius posted:

I dropped in on Day By Day to see how it was doing, and I guess he's drawing tits on the kids now so on this particular occasion I will not be posting it here

e: to be clear they were clothed, I'm not in danger of being scooped up by the Feds for looking at it, it was just... a little too anime if you know what I mean

woof that was worse than I expected, he's not just drawing them, his self-insert dad character is commenting on them

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
real DbD heads know that he actually drew* the daughters as adults once in a hypothetical future sequence about five years ago

*traced but presumably off of the same porn models that Muir uses for their mother, liberal sister, and the best friend

EDIT:
:aaaaa:

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 03:19 on Feb 21, 2021

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Dr. Killjoy posted:

real DbD heads

should be rehabilitated by the state

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?
I didn't realize how lucky I was to have forgotten about that comic

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

loquacius posted:

I dropped in on Day By Day to see how it was doing, and I guess he's drawing tits on the kids now so on this particular occasion I will not be posting it here

e: to be clear they were clothed, I'm not in danger of being scooped up by the Feds for looking at it, it was just... a little too anime if you know what I mean

Poor Chris Muir, 20 years to young to have joined a hippy sex cult, 20 years too old to be a hentai pervert.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Twelve by Pies posted:

He also mentioned he was really disappointed when Trump got vaccinated.

Ah, but Mighty Trump didn't immediately die or become a Microsoft Zombie due to his superhuman metabolism rejecting the poisons in the vaccine, further demonstrating how he is a god among men. Ordinary mortals, however, will immediately succumb to the glowing, smoking, purple evil death-juice Fauci wants to jab inject into us.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Did a thing, this is one of two places it makes sense to post it:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

Poor Chris Muir, 20 years to young to have joined a hippy sex cult, 20 years too old to be a hentai pervert.

You’re never to old to be a hentai pervert

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Muir is too racist to be a hentai pervert which is a truly impressive feat

His self-insert character has a hot asian waifu who is basically 100% white in every discernible way (she even has red hair) because he's too republican to even consider the aspect of interracial marriages where you get invested in another culture, only the part where you get to gently caress a hot porn lady

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

FFT posted:

Did a thing, this is one of two places it makes sense to post it:



love the unreadable font

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
the dbd self insert character being a buff sephiroth always cracks me up

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Imagining a DBD where instead of impenetrable references to whatever obscure theories are currently filtering through Muir's circle of alt-right blogs, the dialogue is all impenetrable references to obscure anime that would be literally illegal if filmed with live actors

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

loquacius posted:

Imagining a DBD where instead of impenetrable references to whatever obscure theories are currently filtering through Muir's circle of alt-right blogs, the dialogue is all impenetrable references to obscure anime that would be literally illegal if filmed with live actors

Given that his art style is so hideous that my brain isn’t able to process his characters as human, save for the frames where he traces porn, it wouldn’t be any different.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna



DEBT

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I like the big Dees energy Ben’s been showing lately.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Oh no not my butt

Like clockwork whenever there's a healthcare thing in the news

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

I love being poked in my rear end so this works out for me, sorry garrison

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

“aborted fetal matter” lmfao

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Mywhatacleanturtle posted:

“aborted fetal matter” lmfao

I misread that as "aborted fecal matter" and was wondering what, physically speaking, aborted poo was. Vomit maybe?

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Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
This cartoon is definitely a fetish thing.

Mywhatacleanturtle posted:

“aborted fetal matter” lmfao

"Vaccines contain aborted fetal matter" is a pretty good conspiracy theory but still greatly inferior to "Pepsi contains aborted fetal matter."

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