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Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Mantis42 posted:

It was pretty good, too

Yeah I was a fan :shobon:

Contestant prizes were deducted from his pay for the show so they really were winning his money

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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


ahhh 2020 primary memories

https://twitter.com/mattbruenig/status/1363213286968328200?s=21

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

ArmZ posted:

dmx owns

dude used to host pit bull fights at his house. he's a piece of poo poo

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Pit Bulls eh

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Spergin Morlock posted:

dude used to host pit bull fights at his house. he's a piece of poo poo

found the rumor im going to start about ryan reynolds

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Bellingcat: people ask me if I'm in the CIA
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/feb/20/eliot-higgins-people-accuse-me-of-working-for-the-cia

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Isn't hosting pit bull fights in your home just another way of stating that you own more than one pit bull?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Jeff "Bulldog" Gannon

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Spergin Morlock posted:

dude used to host pit bull fights at his house. he's a piece of poo poo

quote:

DMX was first sent to prison in 1986 after stealing a dog from a junkyard. He was sentenced to two years in the juvenile unit of Woodfield Prison in Valhalla, New York. However, just weeks after starting his sentence, he and his cellmate successfully escaped the prison and DMX returned home to New York until his mother forced him to turn himself in and finish his sentence, which he did at the McCormick Juvenile Detention Centre in Brooktondale, New York.
 Simmons was sent to prison again in 1988 for carjacking, and was later moved to a higher security prison after attempting to extort a fellow inmate for drugs. He was released in the summer of 1988.

...

In June 2004, DMX was arrested at the John F. Kennedy International Airport, on charges of cocaine possession, criminal impersonation, criminal possession of a weapon, criminal mischief, menacing, and driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol, while claiming to be a federal agent and attempting to carjack a vehicle.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVUkoKpg7YA

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Fortaleza posted:

Former Nixon acolyte and speechwriter Ben Stein once had his own game show on Comedy Central

and jimmy kimmel was his sidekick

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


i'm the noticeable groans from the audience

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

ben shapino posted:

i'm the noticeable groans from the audience

I firmly believe all of America was united in that moment

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Spergin Morlock posted:

dude used to host pit bull fights at his house. he's a piece of poo poo

whom amongst us...

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

tell em

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Hell yeah, DMX rules!!!

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

ben shapino posted:

i'm the noticeable groans from the audience

scattered cruz

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Just remembered this mad lad

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Catchier than "Donald Ducks his taxes!!!!!!", I'll give him that

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Catchier than "Donald Ducks his taxes!!!!!!", I'll give him that

yeah but otoh if you're going to call someone a child rapist you should probably not dress that sus yourself

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

he was a far-right Texas GOP leader who loving loved anime tits and then decided that Donald John Trump was the greatest threat to America

he was right and also the boobs were okay I guess but look he was loving funny you dweebs

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
egg monopoly lady

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Tesseraction posted:

he was a far-right Texas GOP leader who loving loved anime tits and then decided that Donald John Trump was the greatest threat to America

he was right and also the boobs were okay I guess but look he was loving funny you dweebs



I was actually thinking about that silhouette the other day.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

he is america's deity

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Animal Friend posted:



I was actually thinking about that silhouette the other day.

didn't he claim something about what each frond of his hat represented and stuff

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Animal Friend posted:



I was actually thinking about that silhouette the other day.

He went to a Chelsea Clinton book signing and told her Webb Hubbell was her father

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Tesseraction posted:

Just remembered this mad lad



tfw kefka is right

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
pokemon go to the polls

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

he's a mad lad

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode
Donald John President

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Brute Squad posted:

he's a mad lad


a psychiatrist?

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

spacemang_spliff posted:

a psychiatrist?

A vet?

Saraiguma
Oct 2, 2014

whatever they call someone who delivers euthanasia?

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Spergin Morlock posted:

dude used to host pit bull fights at his house. he's a piece of poo poo

More pitbull hate smdh

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
that’s Mr. Worldwide to you, punk

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Catchier than "Donald Ducks his taxes!!!!!!", I'll give him that

TRUMPED UP TRICKLE DOWN

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
https://m.riverfronttimes.com/musicblog/2018/01/24/dmx-buys-people-shots-gives-sermon-at-st-louis-airport-chilis

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Thanks so normal for STL you wouldn't believe.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

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Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

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