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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Pat does not wage peace.

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Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
"Nice Pete is miffed that Pat has outed him so gracelessly"

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Nice Pete wasn't being sarcastic

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Zefiel posted:

I'll have you know this recipe won a prize in the Moby message board!
Carolus Linnaeus would classify this as lovely.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

He was a big fan of the Umayyads because he misinterpreted their anti-Berber policies.

This is good because "Umayyad" is a thing you could repeatedly tell Pat he is

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Pat has to attend a series of lectures in a nearby town.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I just cannot get into the mindset of someone who, in order to jack off, goes to a different town, and rents THREE motel/hotel rooms, so no one could hear him cranking it out.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

I know, he could just get a corner suite and the room adjacent for the same effect.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Johnny Aztec posted:

I just cannot get into the mindset of someone who, in order to jack off, goes to a different town, and rents THREE motel/hotel rooms, so no one could hear him cranking it out.

Pat likes to let it all out when he lays down the law.

Toebone
Jul 1, 2002

Start remembering what you hear.
Opening up a bottle of coconut rum to leave next to the TV

Strawberry
Jul 20, 2005

here is no why
GUY'S A DOUCHE

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


AL...

-QAEEEDA!

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Lyle is reading Ethan Frome
Holy Moses does this book stink!

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
New thread title :hmmyes:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
So, I was watching RTGame stream "BugSnax", and there is a character named Snorpy, and another character that is a real "DudeBro" type ...
and anyway, all I could think of was Ultra Peanut saying " Snorpy's Balls"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Deathlove posted:

New thread title :hmmyes:

Some men have created good lives for themselves. I am now rereading Teodor and Roast Beef's complete failure to edit a single pornstar into having sex with themself. Keep on rockin' Jerusalem.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jerusalem posted:

Some men have created good lives for themselves. I am now rereading Teodor and Roast Beef's complete failure to edit a single pornstar into having sex with themself. Keep on rockin' Jerusalem.

We don't know what we're doing, and I don't think it would matter if we did.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


We got no chops on this device

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
G I N O C E A N

https://i.imgur.com/wOJAgov.mp4

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

loving beefeater?

*sees massive wall text* oh

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Needs more styrofoam peanuts.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Zefiel posted:

We got no chops on this device

"No father, the family business dies with you. I'm a Yale man, now."

Y O U W I N

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Huh. Yeah. This ain't goin' too good. Maybe we got to talk about things.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Jerusalem posted:

Some men have created good lives for themselves. I am now rereading Teodor and Roast Beef's complete failure to edit a single pornstar into having sex with themself. Keep on rockin' Jerusalem.
That's something I don't recall, and I recall way too much Achewood. Link?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I don't recognize this thread title, where is it from?

palamedes
Mar 9, 2008

CannonFodder posted:

That's something I don't recall, and I recall way too much Achewood. Link?

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112007

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I don't recognize this thread title, where is it from?

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04042007

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

MARS...NEEDS...HUGGINS

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
EDIT: never mind

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Thank you for the prompt response, the memory of that arc came flooding back. Especially T in his porn star bandana.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

The babies want the Make-outs to be... a tender secret; a soft memory to sneak away with when all alone.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
WHO WANTS TO SEE A ROBOTS rear end?!


palamedes
Mar 9, 2008
BOO TO THAT

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
SUCCESS!

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

palamedes posted:

BOO TO THAT

I boo the nacho as his father

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Daktar posted:

I boo the nacho as his father

The next scene is one of my favorite lines in all of Achewood: " IF I BE A PILGRIM TO GOMORRAH, THEN I BE A PILGRIM TO GOMORRAH! BUT JUDGE ME NOT 'TIL YE ALSO HAVE SURRENDERED TO THE BLADE OF ECSTASY THAT IS THE NACHO CHIP!"

Edit: " Such is my love for Wales that I must accept your hideous challenge!" is also top tier.

Well, it's arguable. I say it's top tier as just a good line, but you could have a separate listing of "Good lines that you could actually say in public"


"DISGRACE THAT CHAIR NO LONGER, NACHO JUDAS!" Oh god, that one strip has so many goddamn good lines.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05042009

Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Feb 23, 2021

palamedes
Mar 9, 2008
HUSH YE TO A MAN! DID GOD BOO JESUS AS HE WAITED TO BE BORN?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



The Original:



And now:



Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good



palamedes
Mar 9, 2008

lol

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Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

why come my food got to be a pithy summation of my personality

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