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Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Cleretic posted:

In fairness, that might be the most terrifying thing this guy could've threatened.

At what part did everyone else switch to reading it in an accent, and did your brain go for 'British' or 'Southern Baptist'?

Entirely in the voice and demeanor of the "it's TAPE" kid.

https://youtu.be/Wu9QBn9i4EQ

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Alea iacta est, lepus :hai:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Cleretic posted:

In fairness, that might be the most terrifying thing this guy could've threatened.

At what part did everyone else switch to reading it in an accent, and did your brain go for 'British' or 'Southern Baptist'?

In my charge is Caesar's eagle, two-headed in its prime. All you say is FALSE and LURID LIE. I care NOT for your lies as they are DETRITUS. I have utterly come to the conclusion you cannot be changed, and thus are damned forever to wallow, wallow, WALLOW like a SHOAT FOREVERMORE. YOU DISGUIST ME TO THE HIGHEST DAMNED LEVEL THAT I HAVE EVEN LET FORTH BELLOWS IN PERSON, ONES WHICH ATTRACTED ATTENTION

I AM a conqueror: I AM intellgentsia. YOU are neither. YOU have no blood of kings in your veins. ONYL CRAP-DIRT BORNE FROM RATSS. WHY DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY WESTERN CIVILIZATION??

I shall tell you why. YOU DESIRE TO BE STRAIGHT. You hate YOURSELF and your ANCESTORS because your hate for yourself is being MISDIRECTED INTO GREATNESS. I BELLOW LOUDLY AS I TYPE THIS, DRAWING MASSES OF AITENTION.

ALTHOGU IMT BRINGS ME SHAME FROM MY HOME, I KNOW I DO THIS FOR A GREATER PURPOSE.

BE STRAIGHT. REMOVE YOURSELF FROM YOUR CONSORT. BE STRAIGHT. REMOVE YOURSELF FROM YOUR CONSORT. IT IS WRONGFUL. IT IS WRONGFUL. BRING YOUR CULTURE BACK. BRING YOUR HERITAGE BACK.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I like you better when it's emoji-filled posts about cummies or whatever.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Who is outside my house bellowing at me to be straight? I will NEVER be straight

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Buddy, they don't even let me be straight.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
You jerked off to a gay furry, just get over it man, everyone's done it.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

I haven't, but I probably should, don't wanna be left behind

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Alright, that went quicker than expected

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
They can be dangerously erotic

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Baron von Eevl posted:

I like you better when it's emoji-filled posts about cummies or whatever.

Im sorry you cant appreciate the delicate beauty of unhinged FurAffinity DMs

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Henchman of Santa posted:

Terrifying: Students don’t already know the stuff that I’m supposed to teach them. Time to go viral.

https://twitter.com/jamie2181/status/1363531120432861188?s=21

Weirdest thing about this video is that that a teacher has a flag behind them. Unless it was independence day I'd just assume they were some sort of nazi.

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Baron von Eevl posted:

I like you better when it's emoji-filled posts about cummies or whatever.

The cummies are subtextual

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

In my charge is Caesar's eagle, two-headed in its prime. All you say is FALSE and LURID LIE. I care NOT for your lies as they are DETRITUS. I have utterly come to the conclusion you cannot be changed, and thus are damned forever to wallow, wallow, WALLOW like a SHOAT FOREVERMORE. YOU DISGUIST ME TO THE HIGHEST DAMNED LEVEL THAT I HAVE EVEN LET FORTH BELLOWS IN PERSON, ONES WHICH ATTRACTED ATTENTION

I AM a conqueror: I AM intellgentsia. YOU are neither. YOU have no blood of kings in your veins. ONYL CRAP-DIRT BORNE FROM RATSS. WHY DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY WESTERN CIVILIZATION??

I shall tell you why. YOU DESIRE TO BE STRAIGHT. You hate YOURSELF and your ANCESTORS because your hate for yourself is being MISDIRECTED INTO GREATNESS. I BELLOW LOUDLY AS I TYPE THIS, DRAWING MASSES OF AITENTION.

ALTHOGU IMT BRINGS ME SHAME FROM MY HOME, I KNOW I DO THIS FOR A GREATER PURPOSE.

BE STRAIGHT. REMOVE YOURSELF FROM YOUR CONSORT. BE STRAIGHT. REMOVE YOURSELF FROM YOUR CONSORT. IT IS WRONGFUL. IT IS WRONGFUL. BRING YOUR CULTURE BACK. BRING YOUR HERITAGE BACK.

Okay, definitely landing on Southern preacher.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Guess whos at his bullshit again? Actually, you dont have to guess, I'm going to tell you, its this motherfucker (pinknews is obviously not the idiot for the avoidance of doubt);

https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/1364076771017191424?s=20

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



SiKboy posted:

Guess whos at his bullshit again? Actually, you dont have to guess, I'm going to tell you, its this motherfucker (pinknews is obviously not the idiot for the avoidance of doubt);

https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/1364076771017191424?s=20

He's a warrior protecting women's spaces by *checks notes* invading women's spaces.

At this point I'm convinced he does poo poo like this in the post-nut regret stage after beating another one out to some trans porn.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Ratjaculation posted:

At this point I'm convinced he does poo poo like this in the post-nut regret stage after beating another one out to some trans porn.

At this point I think hes become addicted to the outrage. He's torpedoed his career (and apparently his marriage) for this crusade and can't stand the idea of just drifting off into irrelevance so is resorting to wilder and wilder weird ways to get himself noticed.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

grittyreboot posted:

In my experience, a lot of people who were raised in a secular house hold tend to see Christianity as a weird homogeneous blob. In high school I mentioned being from a Catholic grade school and one kid asked me if I handled snakes or spoke in tongues

Definitely keep doing that but get more obscure about it. Like accuse people of believing that jesus is not of the same nature as god but is in fact literally his son.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Data Graham posted:

It was some years later than that that I was like "Waaaait what was that poo poo about St. George fighting a dragon"

Uhhhhm. What are you saying about our kick-rear end Saint , and his very cool and real monster slaying. :britain:

Maybe you loser countries with your loser Saints who 'Went around healing the sick' should take some notes on how a real saint kicks rear end for the lord. :colbert:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


As a child I had a book of myths and legends, which was mostly pretty standard aside from removing the sex and gore (as appropriate for the target audience). But one of the stories was St George and the Dragon, and this book claimed that rather than killing the dragon, George just talked to it and found a peaceful solution. And they hadn't changed any of the other stories that way; Perseus still beheaded Medusa and Theseus still killed the Minotaur, they just didn't go into the bloody details. But St George? Just had a chat with the dragon and found out it didn't even like human sacrifices in the first place.

I didn't question it at the time, but looking back I just have to wonder what the gently caress that was about.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
It's not very saintly to kill.

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Tiggum posted:

As a child I had a book of myths and legends, which was mostly pretty standard aside from removing the sex and gore (as appropriate for the target audience). But one of the stories was St George and the Dragon, and this book claimed that rather than killing the dragon, George just talked to it and found a peaceful solution. And they hadn't changed any of the other stories that way; Perseus still beheaded Medusa and Theseus still killed the Minotaur, they just didn't go into the bloody details. But St George? Just had a chat with the dragon and found out it didn't even like human sacrifices in the first place.

I didn't question it at the time, but looking back I just have to wonder what the gently caress that was about.

There are a couple of versions of stories like that. There’s a (now removed) bit of the bible where baby Jesus explains to some dragons the error of their ways and they just leave.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



SiKboy posted:

Guess whos at his bullshit again? Actually, you dont have to guess, I'm going to tell you, its this motherfucker (pinknews is obviously not the idiot for the avoidance of doubt);

https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/1364076771017191424?s=20

On the topic of trans peoples, one of the folk arrested from the capital insurrection is a transwoman who was in the army.

Cause when I think of presidents who helped trans people in the military, I think Donald Trump.

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

Deptfordx posted:

Uhhhhm. What are you saying about our kick-rear end Saint , and his very cool and real monster slaying. :britain:

Maybe you loser countries with your loser Saints who 'Went around healing the sick' should take some notes on how a real saint kicks rear end for the lord. :colbert:
Sure he kicked rear end but imagine if a guy wrestled one of the last few tigers in the world to death, even if it was dangerous to people that doesn't make you a hero.

Dylan16807 has a new favorite as of 12:37 on Feb 23, 2021

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


lobsterminator posted:

Weirdest thing about this video is that that a teacher has a flag behind them. Unless it was independence day I'd just assume they were some sort of nazi.

I don't know if :thejoke: but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Len posted:

I don't know if :thejoke: but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion

Probably from Canada or something.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Mega Comrade posted:

At this point I think hes become addicted to the outrage. He's torpedoed his career (and apparently his marriage) for this crusade and can't stand the idea of just drifting off into irrelevance so is resorting to wilder and wilder weird ways to get himself noticed.

He can't admit he torpedoed his career/marriage out of sheer bigotry, stupidity and inability to log the gently caress off, so he keeps trying harder and harder to prove that HE WAS RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS WRONG because otherwise what else has he got? If he could admit he was wrong he'd've done it long before now.

All he can do is thrash around screaming in the hope that sheer persistence unlocks the secret winning ending where everyone admits that he was right all along and gorgeous women plunge face first into his crotch to thank him for saving the world from the dread trans menace and tough poo poo dickhead reality doesn't work that way.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is nice sometimes watching someone get absolutely demolished by the tide of history, shame it doesn't happen more often.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

OwlFancier posted:

It is nice sometimes watching someone get absolutely demolished by the tide of history, shame it doesn't happen more often.
Best we can do is dramatic irony lung cancer.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



OwlFancier posted:

Definitely keep doing that but get more obscure about it. Like accuse people of believing that jesus is not of the same nature as god but is in fact literally his son.

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fAcxcxoZ8

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Alea iacta est, lepus.
read this as "alea iacta est, lupus" and it still fit just fine with the rest of the insane post

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Len posted:

I don't know if :thejoke: but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion

This sounds like something I'd expect in a Nazi country.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Sunswipe posted:

This sounds like something I'd expect in a Nazi country.

I have some bad news about the U.S.

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

Len posted:

I don't know if :thejoke: but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion

I went to a christian private elementary school and we had to pledge allegiance to the USA flag, the christian flag, and finally the bible. What is the difference between christian flag and bible? gently caress if I know, but we did it every day from kindergarten to sixth grade. Thank gently caress my parents moved to a nicer school district and decided to let me in with the heathens.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Apprentice Dick posted:

What is the difference between christian flag and bible? gently caress if I know, but we did it every day from kindergarten to sixth grade.

Come on, that's easy! The flag "unites all Christians in service and in love," and the Bible is "a light unto your path" and you're supposed to "hide its words in your heart that you may not sin against God."

I grew up with Vacation Bible School every summer, and that poo poo is seared into my brain.

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Samovar posted:

I have some bad news about the U.S.

We already know Joe Biden has been elected president

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Len posted:

I don't know if :thejoke: but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion

nothing to see here I think?

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 15:22 on Feb 23, 2021

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Samovar posted:

On the topic of trans peoples, one of the folk arrested from the capital insurrection is a transwoman who was in the army.

Cause when I think of presidents who helped trans people in the military, I think Donald Trump.

I would hazard to guess all of Donald Trump's supporters actively voted and acted against their own interest. :shrug:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Honestly the lady probably thinks that the other trans people should do as she did, and wait until they got out of the military to transition. Because she did it “the right way”!

See also: “get the government out of my Medicare” Trumpy types.

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Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

Takoluka posted:

Come on, that's easy! The flag "unites all Christians in service and in love," and the Bible is "a light unto your path" and you're supposed to "hide its words in your heart that you may not sin against God."

I grew up with Vacation Bible School every summer, and that poo poo is seared into my brain.

gently caress, now that you've said that it all came back. I love when my parents complain about colleges indoctrinating kids to become libs, but they also tried to indoctrinate me in some poo poo as a young kid. Now I'm remembering all sorts of weird poo poo like christian sex ed in the fifth grade (abstinence only), how I accidentily ruined black history month stuff in kindergarten, and that the school had an internal morning news thing that was straight out of North Korea (I was the cameraman).

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