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Cleretic posted:In fairness, that might be the most terrifying thing this guy could've threatened. Entirely in the voice and demeanor of the "it's TAPE" kid. https://youtu.be/Wu9QBn9i4EQ
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Alea iacta est, lepus
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Cleretic posted:In fairness, that might be the most terrifying thing this guy could've threatened. In my charge is Caesar's eagle, two-headed in its prime. All you say is FALSE and LURID LIE. I care NOT for your lies as they are DETRITUS. I have utterly come to the conclusion you cannot be changed, and thus are damned forever to wallow, wallow, WALLOW like a SHOAT FOREVERMORE. YOU DISGUIST ME TO THE HIGHEST DAMNED LEVEL THAT I HAVE EVEN LET FORTH BELLOWS IN PERSON, ONES WHICH ATTRACTED ATTENTION I AM a conqueror: I AM intellgentsia. YOU are neither. YOU have no blood of kings in your veins. ONYL CRAP-DIRT BORNE FROM RATSS. WHY DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY WESTERN CIVILIZATION?? I shall tell you why. YOU DESIRE TO BE STRAIGHT. You hate YOURSELF and your ANCESTORS because your hate for yourself is being MISDIRECTED INTO GREATNESS. I BELLOW LOUDLY AS I TYPE THIS, DRAWING MASSES OF AITENTION. ALTHOGU IMT BRINGS ME SHAME FROM MY HOME, I KNOW I DO THIS FOR A GREATER PURPOSE. BE STRAIGHT. REMOVE YOURSELF FROM YOUR CONSORT. BE STRAIGHT. REMOVE YOURSELF FROM YOUR CONSORT. IT IS WRONGFUL. IT IS WRONGFUL. BRING YOUR CULTURE BACK. BRING YOUR HERITAGE BACK.
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 05:58 |
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I like you better when it's emoji-filled posts about cummies or whatever.
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 06:01 |
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Who is outside my house bellowing at me to be straight? I will NEVER be straight
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 06:01 |
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Buddy, they don't even let me be straight.
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 06:04 |
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You jerked off to a gay furry, just get over it man, everyone's done it.
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 06:23 |
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I haven't, but I probably should, don't wanna be left behind
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 07:10 |
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Alright, that went quicker than expected
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 07:11 |
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They can be dangerously erotic
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 08:28 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I like you better when it's emoji-filled posts about cummies or whatever. Im sorry you cant appreciate the delicate beauty of unhinged FurAffinity DMs
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 08:40 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:Terrifying: Students don’t already know the stuff that I’m supposed to teach them. Time to go viral. Weirdest thing about this video is that that a teacher has a flag behind them. Unless it was independence day I'd just assume they were some sort of nazi.
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Baron von Eevl posted:I like you better when it's emoji-filled posts about cummies or whatever. The cummies are subtextual
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The Saddest Rhino posted:In my charge is Caesar's eagle, two-headed in its prime. All you say is FALSE and LURID LIE. I care NOT for your lies as they are DETRITUS. I have utterly come to the conclusion you cannot be changed, and thus are damned forever to wallow, wallow, WALLOW like a SHOAT FOREVERMORE. YOU DISGUIST ME TO THE HIGHEST DAMNED LEVEL THAT I HAVE EVEN LET FORTH BELLOWS IN PERSON, ONES WHICH ATTRACTED ATTENTION Okay, definitely landing on Southern preacher.
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 09:16 |
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Guess whos at his bullshit again? Actually, you dont have to guess, I'm going to tell you, its this motherfucker (pinknews is obviously not the idiot for the avoidance of doubt); https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/1364076771017191424?s=20
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SiKboy posted:Guess whos at his bullshit again? Actually, you dont have to guess, I'm going to tell you, its this motherfucker (pinknews is obviously not the idiot for the avoidance of doubt); He's a warrior protecting women's spaces by *checks notes* invading women's spaces. At this point I'm convinced he does poo poo like this in the post-nut regret stage after beating another one out to some trans porn.
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Ratjaculation posted:At this point I'm convinced he does poo poo like this in the post-nut regret stage after beating another one out to some trans porn. At this point I think hes become addicted to the outrage. He's torpedoed his career (and apparently his marriage) for this crusade and can't stand the idea of just drifting off into irrelevance so is resorting to wilder and wilder weird ways to get himself noticed.
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 10:34 |
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grittyreboot posted:In my experience, a lot of people who were raised in a secular house hold tend to see Christianity as a weird homogeneous blob. In high school I mentioned being from a Catholic grade school and one kid asked me if I handled snakes or spoke in tongues Definitely keep doing that but get more obscure about it. Like accuse people of believing that jesus is not of the same nature as god but is in fact literally his son.
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 10:37 |
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Data Graham posted:It was some years later than that that I was like "Waaaait what was that poo poo about St. George fighting a dragon" Uhhhhm. What are you saying about our kick-rear end Saint , and his very cool and real monster slaying. Maybe you loser countries with your loser Saints who 'Went around healing the sick' should take some notes on how a real saint kicks rear end for the lord.
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# ? Feb 23, 2021 10:39 |
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As a child I had a book of myths and legends, which was mostly pretty standard aside from removing the sex and gore (as appropriate for the target audience). But one of the stories was St George and the Dragon, and this book claimed that rather than killing the dragon, George just talked to it and found a peaceful solution. And they hadn't changed any of the other stories that way; Perseus still beheaded Medusa and Theseus still killed the Minotaur, they just didn't go into the bloody details. But St George? Just had a chat with the dragon and found out it didn't even like human sacrifices in the first place. I didn't question it at the time, but looking back I just have to wonder what the gently caress that was about.
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It's not very saintly to kill.
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Tiggum posted:As a child I had a book of myths and legends, which was mostly pretty standard aside from removing the sex and gore (as appropriate for the target audience). But one of the stories was St George and the Dragon, and this book claimed that rather than killing the dragon, George just talked to it and found a peaceful solution. And they hadn't changed any of the other stories that way; Perseus still beheaded Medusa and Theseus still killed the Minotaur, they just didn't go into the bloody details. But St George? Just had a chat with the dragon and found out it didn't even like human sacrifices in the first place. There are a couple of versions of stories like that. There’s a (now removed) bit of the bible where baby Jesus explains to some dragons the error of their ways and they just leave.
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SiKboy posted:Guess whos at his bullshit again? Actually, you dont have to guess, I'm going to tell you, its this motherfucker (pinknews is obviously not the idiot for the avoidance of doubt); On the topic of trans peoples, one of the folk arrested from the capital insurrection is a transwoman who was in the army. Cause when I think of presidents who helped trans people in the military, I think Donald Trump.
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Deptfordx posted:Uhhhhm. What are you saying about our kick-rear end Saint , and his very cool and real monster slaying. Dylan16807 has a new favorite as of 12:37 on Feb 23, 2021 |
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lobsterminator posted:Weirdest thing about this video is that that a teacher has a flag behind them. Unless it was independence day I'd just assume they were some sort of nazi. I don't know if but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion
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Len posted:I don't know if but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion Probably from Canada or something.
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Mega Comrade posted:At this point I think hes become addicted to the outrage. He's torpedoed his career (and apparently his marriage) for this crusade and can't stand the idea of just drifting off into irrelevance so is resorting to wilder and wilder weird ways to get himself noticed. He can't admit he torpedoed his career/marriage out of sheer bigotry, stupidity and inability to log the gently caress off, so he keeps trying harder and harder to prove that HE WAS RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS WRONG because otherwise what else has he got? If he could admit he was wrong he'd've done it long before now. All he can do is thrash around screaming in the hope that sheer persistence unlocks the secret winning ending where everyone admits that he was right all along and gorgeous women plunge face first into his crotch to thank him for saving the world from the dread trans menace and tough poo poo dickhead reality doesn't work that way.
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It is nice sometimes watching someone get absolutely demolished by the tide of history, shame it doesn't happen more often.
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OwlFancier posted:It is nice sometimes watching someone get absolutely demolished by the tide of history, shame it doesn't happen more often.
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OwlFancier posted:Definitely keep doing that but get more obscure about it. Like accuse people of believing that jesus is not of the same nature as god but is in fact literally his son. Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fAcxcxoZ8
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Alea iacta est, lepus.
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Len posted:I don't know if but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion This sounds like something I'd expect in a Nazi country.
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Sunswipe posted:This sounds like something I'd expect in a Nazi country. I have some bad news about the U.S.
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Len posted:I don't know if but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion I went to a christian private elementary school and we had to pledge allegiance to the USA flag, the christian flag, and finally the bible. What is the difference between christian flag and bible? gently caress if I know, but we did it every day from kindergarten to sixth grade. Thank gently caress my parents moved to a nicer school district and decided to let me in with the heathens.
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Apprentice Dick posted:What is the difference between christian flag and bible? gently caress if I know, but we did it every day from kindergarten to sixth grade. Come on, that's easy! The flag "unites all Christians in service and in love," and the Bible is "a light unto your path" and you're supposed to "hide its words in your heart that you may not sin against God." I grew up with Vacation Bible School every summer, and that poo poo is seared into my brain.
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Samovar posted:I have some bad news about the U.S. We already know Joe Biden has been elected president
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Len posted:I don't know if but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion nothing to see here I think? AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 15:22 on Feb 23, 2021 |
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Samovar posted:On the topic of trans peoples, one of the folk arrested from the capital insurrection is a transwoman who was in the army. I would hazard to guess all of Donald Trump's supporters actively voted and acted against their own interest.
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Honestly the lady probably thinks that the other trans people should do as she did, and wait until they got out of the military to transition. Because she did it “the right way”! See also: “get the government out of my Medicare” Trumpy types.
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Takoluka posted:Come on, that's easy! The flag "unites all Christians in service and in love," and the Bible is "a light unto your path" and you're supposed to "hide its words in your heart that you may not sin against God." gently caress, now that you've said that it all came back. I love when my parents complain about colleges indoctrinating kids to become libs, but they also tried to indoctrinate me in some poo poo as a young kid. Now I'm remembering all sorts of weird poo poo like christian sex ed in the fifth grade (abstinence only), how I accidentily ruined black history month stuff in kindergarten, and that the school had an internal morning news thing that was straight out of North Korea (I was the cameraman).
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