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Dixon Chisholm: Jan 2, 2020

Cpt_Obvious posted:

I thought "genocide denial" was a ban-worthy offence?

Gotta convince the mods there that this is a genocide.

Good luck.

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Rectal Death Adept: Jun 20, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Cpt_Obvious posted:

I thought "genocide denial" was a ban-worthy offence?

we regret to inform you that after years spent screaming GENOCIDE CAMPAIGN IN CHILD DEATH CAMPS we have re-tallied the numbers and it is in fact ENFORCED MUSICAL CHAIRS FOR CHILDREN IN OVERFLOW FACILITIES.

Why would you ban people for justifying fun games for children being taken care of in nice facilities we are only now worried about the specifics of?

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:00

Salean: Mar 17, 2004; Homewrecker

if america does it, it isn't a crime

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:02

Salean: Mar 17, 2004; Homewrecker

it would still be a crime if someone else did it, but for america its fine

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:02

Dixon Chisholm: Jan 2, 2020

Yinlock posted:

I mean they're still concentration camps no matter what the libs think

Yeah, but I don't have buttons.

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Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007

I'd encourage anyone to go check out the last few hours of the USPOL thread. Really just some incredible stuff. At this rate by next week they'll just be posting videos of themselves self-mutilating in front of graven images of moloch

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:08

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Dixon Chisholm posted:

what the gently caress is a trotskyist???

is it just someone you hate?

Trotskyism is when you sequence break Marxism by running into a wall until your character's speed builds up incredibly high and you glitch through a closed door, skipping the entire late-stage capitalism level and going straight to full communism.

Unfortunately this little trick also fucks up your save file.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:09

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

I'd encourage anyone to go check out the last few hours of the USPOL thread. Really just some incredible stuff. At this rate by next week they'll just be posting videos of themselves self-mutilating in front of graven images of moloch

naw, reading uspol is bad for your health

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:11

Dixon Chisholm: Jan 2, 2020

Crusty Nutsack posted:

naw, reading uspol is bad for your health

didnt even do anything and the mods patrollin... smdh

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:14

Nucleic Acids: Apr 10, 2007

loquacius posted:

"I agree it's not ideal, but"

https://twitter.com/Wilson__Valdez/status/1364272141210968064

listen SPORT

we need to get the KIDS out of CAGES

we can talk about what the GOP wants in 2024, CHAMP

I never actually watched the video, dunno if this exactly matches her voice, but listen SON

I hate that loving hippo so goddamn much.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:16

Willa Rogers: Mar 11, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

Ok SUCC zone: I have a question.

It's been a week since the second impeachment trial crashed and burned.

During the senate part of the impeachment, the democrats decided to hold a vote to call witnesses. They won that vote. The plan to call witnesses, the decision to call the vote, and winning the vote were all widely publicized. But the democrats didn't call witnesses after winning the vote to call witnesses. They suddenly reversed course and ended the trial.

My question is: What is the Democrats official reasoning for why they decided to hold the vote to call witnesses, win it, and then not call witnesses?

I listened to the news, podcasts, interviews with the house impeachment manager that the democrats sent out to news orgs to spin the impeachment and this question was never actually answered. Their spokespeople and analysts who repeat their talking points talk about a lot of other topics. But never actually address the vote, win, reversal. The actions don't make any sense.

And I know the real reason they did it won't match up with their official reason. But I have never even heard an official reason for it. And it's kind of amazing to me that they didn't even bother to come up with an official reason for why they did it. So is there one?

what I heard was that the GOP planned witnesses that would've proved embarrassing to dems, although I have no idea who those witnesses would've been.

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Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

Dixon Chisholm posted:

what the gently caress is a trotskyist???

is it just someone you hate?

Imagine fishmech but a leftist.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:19

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Willa Rogers posted:

what I heard was that the GOP planned witnesses that would've proved embarrassing to dems, although I have no idea who those witnesses would've been.

That sounds like a possibility. But that means that the GOP damaging witnesses would have had to be revealed only after the vote was won. Also, the idea that a witness could testify and damage the democrat's credibility more than what they did is kind of funny

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:21

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

it owns that the libs are trotting out the exact same excuses as used to defend the concentration camps of the boer war

quote:

The more radical Liberals however such as David Lloyd George and John Ellis were prepared to raise the matter in Parliament and to harass the government on the issue, which they duly did. St John Brodrick, the Conservative secretary of state for war, first defended the government's policy by arguing that the camps were purely "voluntary" and that the interned Boers were "contented and comfortable," but was somewhat undermined as he had no firm statistics to back up his argument, so when his "voluntary" argument proved untenable, he resorted to the "military necessity" argument and stated that everything possible was being done to ensure satisfactory conditions in the camps.

everything old is new again :fosse:

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:23

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Majorian posted:

Imagine fishmech but a leftist.

So fishmech?

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:24

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

e: uhhh whoops
ee:
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1364300864836554754?s=20

bernie is a wrecker

Fleetwood has issued a correction as of 23:43 on Feb 23, 2021

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Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Majorian posted:

Imagine fishmech but a leftist.

Chafeeist-Leninist thought?

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:25

Salean: Mar 17, 2004; Homewrecker

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

I'd encourage anyone to go check out the last few hours of the USPOL

this is an attack

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:34

Falstaff: Apr 27, 2008; I have a kind of alacrity in sinking.

Trabisnikof posted:

it owns that the libs are trotting out the exact same excuses as used to defend the concentration camps of the boer war

everything old is new again :fosse:

I don't think it owns at all.

I find liberals' lack of historical understanding and precedent (and of object permanence) to be very frustrating, actually.

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Lansdowne: Dec 28, 2008

fact check: the biden administration technically does not have any kids in cages as they will now be tried as adults

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Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

Mr Hootington posted:

So fishmech?

Nah fishmech was about as leftist as ol' Dante Atkins.

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Grapplejack: Nov 27, 2007

Majorian posted:

Imagine fishmech but a leftist.

incredibly rude to trots

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Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

Grapplejack posted:

incredibly rude to trots

Hey, at least they're Marxists.

Vox Nihili posted:

Chafeeist-Leninist thought?

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Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:53

Dixon Chisholm: Jan 2, 2020

Majorian posted:

Imagine fishmech but a leftist.

I'll imagine fishmech, but all I have to go on is goon accounts. There's pedantry and revenge porn. Am I missing anything?

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:53

Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007

Salean posted:

this is an attack

sometimes you gotta look into the abyss!

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:55

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Falstaff posted:

I don't think it owns at all.

I find liberals' lack of historical understanding and precedent (and of object permanence) to be very frustrating, actually.

oh it is we that are getting owned.

but, let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that the Libs dont know what theyre doing, they knows exactly what theyre doing

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:58

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

Dixon Chisholm posted:

I'll imagine fishmech, but all I have to go on is goon accounts. There's pedantry and revenge porn. Am I missing anything?

Had IK powers here in CSPAM in 2016, used them wantonly against anyone to the left of Hillary.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:58

PhilippAchtel: May 31, 2011

Trabisnikof posted:

the nazi kiddy consentration camps were run by their health departments too

first as tragedy second as farce

hosed up. Imagine doing that poo poo to children.

And yet almost every western nation has a similar story.

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Bootleg Trunks: Jun 12, 2020

What can we do to get the hippo account suspended

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:59

Gulping Again: Mar 10, 2007

spacemang_spliff posted:

if D&D doesn't like their dogshit posts getting mocked they're more than welcome to come defend "it's not a concentration camp because Webster's dictionary defines concentration camp as...."

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:59

Dixon Chisholm: Jan 2, 2020

Majorian posted:

Had IK powers here in CSPAM in 2016, used them wantonly against anyone to the left of Hillary.

So, a d&d ik.

# ? Feb 24, 2021 00:02

Gulping Again: Mar 10, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

liberals are just fascists too cowardly to wear the swastika armband publicly

# ? Feb 24, 2021 00:04

Rectal Death Adept: Jun 20, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

liberals are just fascists that need to lie to themselves about it

# ? Feb 24, 2021 00:06

PhilippAchtel: May 31, 2011

loquacius posted:

"I agree it's not ideal, but"

https://twitter.com/Wilson__Valdez/status/1364272141210968064

listen SPORT

we need to get the KIDS out of CAGES

we can talk about what the GOP wants in 2024, CHAMP

I never actually watched the video, dunno if this exactly matches her voice, but listen SON

God drat, gently caress the Dems... um... because they're so good! Great!

# ? Feb 24, 2021 00:06