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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I see where he got mixed up. Because pee is stored in the balls, guys have to pee to get the sperm out and make babies, so it's natural to assume that's true of everyone else I believe if you pee while thinking unclean thoughts with a boner, the pee is routed through the jizz tubes and you sterilize yourself
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The Bloop posted:ovaries are innie balls what are testicles but easily kickable ovaries
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hawowanlawow posted:if you pee with a boner, The loving worst, should be an Olympic event really
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Brawnfire posted:The loving worst, should be an Olympic event really You'd barely need to redraw this 
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flavor.flv posted:That's the value village on fennel avenue in Hamilton, Ontario. I'd know it anywhere Bloody hell I didn't think there was anyone else left on these forums from here.
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Paladinus posted:Do you piss during sex? Take my advice and don't. You won't be able to tell whether you're coming or going.
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Whybird posted:Take my advice and don't. You won't be able to tell whether you're coming or going.  
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Whybird posted:Take my advice and don't. You won't be able to tell whether you're coming or going. 
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The Archaic posted:Bloody hell I didn't think there was anyone else left on these forums from here. Oh, we're around. Just wheezing on our respiratory diseases and mumbling something about Ivor Wynn stadium and those loving Torontonians.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:LOL @ England's sex ed being just as bad as ours. They do, actually, teach you that in basic biology I'm pretty sure, so the guy is just a moron.
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Whybird posted:Take my advice and don't. You won't be able to tell whether you're coming or going.
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I mean even if you slept through school and never had a conversation about sex with anyone or never overheard your friends talking or was just a total shutin hermit you could still just look up "how to not get pregnant" on your phone or something before you start unloading your babyjuice into people. There's really no excuse to not understand the basics of procreation these days
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Zzulu posted:I mean even if you slept through school and never had a conversation about sex with anyone or never overheard your friends talking or was just a total shutin hermit you could still just look up "how to not get pregnant" on your phone or something before you start unloading your babyjuice into people. There's really no excuse to not understand the basics of procreation these days If you already think you know how to raw dog without getting someone pregnant you aren't going to bother googling it. The problem isn't that people don't know, the problem is that people know things that are wrong.
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Also if you look it up you might not be able to do it without worrying. People are very attached to things they might suspect are comforting fictions.
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The Bloop posted:I've been on the internet long enough to know that the amount of women who think women pee out of their vaginas is shockingly high my first couple of girlfriends thought this. catholic school 
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The Bloop posted:I'm just yeah "eat my poo poo and hair" is loving powerful
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Memento posted:yeah "eat my poo poo and hair" is loving powerful I don't think I could ever actually say it to someone without cracking up No matter how mad I was
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snergle posted:man ive seen every american pie movie. we need more american pie memes. It won't woman's from an american pie spinoff? I keep trying to find the context for it so that would explain it actually being a gag reflex joke
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Whybird posted:Take my advice and don't. You won't be able to tell whether you're coming or going.
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It won't woman is Stifler's mom from the first American Pie movie.
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Zzulu posted:I mean even if you slept through school and never had a conversation about sex with anyone or never overheard your friends talking or was just a total shutin hermit you could still just look up "how to not get pregnant" on your phone or something before you start unloading your babyjuice into people. There's really no excuse to not understand the basics of procreation these days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg obvious pull but I just wanted to watch this again
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I tried to make one of those heart gifs that are so popular these days but I think I hosed it up
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flavor.flv posted:I tried to make one of those heart gifs that are so popular these days but I think I hosed it up It works imo
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You're doing sex right if your actions can be described as being similar to Scrouge McDuck. Diving head first into a pool of gold  Unrelated memes:    
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Bah, what do you mean "DVD"?
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Coming soon to own on video cassette! And now, our feature presentation.
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Ironically, if he had known less about sex, he might have just peed in her belly button and avoided this particular crisis.
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Everyone knows babies are made when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and then mumble mumble mumble and then we bring your new baby brother back from the hospital.
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I learned from an episode of Joanie Loves Chachi that sex is a man and a woman sleeping in the same bed, and I think an episode of Wonder Years taught me it could also be a man and a woman kissing wet in a barn or something. e: I hope one day to have sex myself and test my learnings.
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"Sex is when a boy and a girl pee on each other's penises" - a 14 year old I went to Catholic School with, and also a 43 year old with impeccable taste in porn
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Y'all live in a weird place where religious schools aren't required by law to teach the same basic curriculum as any other schools, and students' knowledge gets tested at the end by a state exam. Like, the difference is religious schools include class prayers and bible reading and extra religious classes other schools don't have, but the base curriculum is the same and they get shut down by the government if they don't follow it. Note I'm not saying that my country doesn't have idiots who don't know how sex works. But uh, not quite as much as in certain other countries.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:"Sex is when a boy and a girl pee on each other's penises"
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I’m only 12 years old and I learned about sex when a found a video of sonic being impregnated by captain america
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