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duodenum
Sep 18, 2005

My favorite comment.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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duodenum posted:

My favorite comment.



:eyepop:

widefault
Mar 16, 2009
I'm the stupid poo poo today. Made a stop at the pawn shop on the way home and bought this.



Lotus Strat copy, basic black, made by Samick in the early 80s, really nothing special, but it was only $58 with tax.

Why would I buy that?



Came with a very nice hippie strap, probably an Ace, legit "vintage" with all metal hardware and easily worth more than the guitar(to me, anyway). Not quite worth what I paid, but I can dump the guitar on Reverb for more than I paid so the strap is basically free. Then I can throw it in the box with my other vintage straps and never use it because a modern strap is much more comfortable and doesn't smell like cigarette smoke, old beer, and dirty hippies.

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

BonHair posted:

Tool did it. I'm not sure it's shoegaze, but I'm pretty sure they have a lot of pedals to stare at.
The Minutemen have that beat from a song on their classic Double Nickels on the Dime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB-BNiawApA

quote:

Hope we can rely on you not to use shower...
You're not keeping tub caulked.
Caused both downstairs bath ceilings and walls to be soggy.
Tub has to properly caulked prior to any shower.
Walls are drenched -- I'll refer plumber here.
Had to pay for two service calls.
Water drips from all around.
Kathy's ceiling, my ceiling.
Don't use shower... don't use shower...

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?
Also from The Cure's first album, drunkenly reading/singing an ad for a cake decorating set. (mostly)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai82fUMQXfg

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I think that's what happens when you have no point of view and no real passion for anything other than the technical aspects of constructing a facsimile of rock and roll. Even a song screaming about how you have nothing to say is more gripping.

edit: I just imagine Damon Edge and Helios Creed from Chrome kicking in the door to this place and taking over all sneers and spit and absolutely zero chops and murdering these dweebs and it's making me giggle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=530gC6BztnA

Holy moly this is good. Thanks for posting it.

I've seen some of the Music is Win videos from Tyler Larson. He does very little playing and seems to be interested in everything surrounding the guitar as a technical exercise, but isn't actually interested in music itself. Reminds me of an old buddy of mine who played ukulele and was incredibly concerned with different strumming patterns, but didn't actually listen to music at all. It's like an engineer's mindset or something.

There's some good youtube guitar guys out there. The Signals Music Studio guy, for example, seems like a friendly dork who is entirely focused on showing people ways to actually make music and apply basic theory to help with song writing, or Paul Davids who clearly plays live gigs. But overall it's kind of a strange and slightly depressing niche of bedroom guitarists talking to other guitarists who will also never leave the bedroom.

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Fors Yard posted:

Also from The Cure's first album, drunkenly reading/singing an ad for a cake decorating set. (mostly)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai82fUMQXfg



For Canadian content, you have the Tragically Hip with a song about them stealing lyrics from trivia off the back of a hockey card.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7dJG3q4iM

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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




homewrecker posted:

I have nothing against the guy personally but I will not pass up a chance to link to a song from his original EP that he released last year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32snLUJyRuk


It sounds like he was trying to cover the Home Depot theme song, haha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiPlHJGvwNg

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.

homewrecker posted:

I have nothing against the guy personally but I will not pass up a chance to link to a song from his original EP that he released last year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32snLUJyRuk


It sounds like he was trying to cover the Home Depot theme song, haha.

wow this is a very bland mix job considering how hard he's flexing on "nashville studio". Insipidly scratchy guitar tone and pissy snare with no glue to the drum sound. So I guess it fits the song perfectly

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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PRS. Single. Cut.

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

Concatenation posted:

wow this is a very bland mix job considering how hard he's flexing on "nashville studio". Insipidly scratchy guitar tone and pissy snare with no glue to the drum sound. So I guess it fits the song perfectly

Greatgreens probably right that being in a Nashville studio is what created that awful mix.

My old band used to make similar poor decisions, where we’d get sucked in by every scam that was labelled as “professional” or “industry standard” even if it objectively sucked.

nurmie
Dec 8, 2019

homewrecker posted:

I have nothing against the guy personally but I will not pass up a chance to link to a song from his original EP that he released last year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32snLUJyRuk


It sounds like he was trying to cover the Home Depot theme song, haha.

I lol'd at "you can't stop the BLOOood-uh"

also the drums sound like a Kontakt 5 Factory Library "Rock drums" sample pack with waaay too much reverb smudged on top

i might be a tad too harsh but it's honestly beyond me how the gently caress this dude has a channel with a million plus subscribers who supposedly care about his Opinions about music and gear and whatnot. like it's not even poo poo, it's just the most meh thing i've heard for a long long time, which is arguably even worse

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Concatenation posted:

wow this is a very bland mix job considering how hard he's flexing on "nashville studio". Insipidly scratchy guitar tone and pissy snare with no glue to the drum sound. So I guess it fits the song perfectly

On the upside, I could hear the concept of glue in my mixes, but it always seemed somewhat ephemeral until I heard those drums. They sound so bad that it clarified exactly what glue is meant to do for me.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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https://reverb.com/item/38964599-randall-rg100-es-1987-1988-zebra

:getin:

Edit: weren’t these amps like $75 on clearance back in the day? Lol

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
I've had the loving Music Is Win song stuck in my head all morning. "Heart is pumping.... what would you doooooooo" :suicide:

Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005

stratdax posted:

Holy moly this is good. Thanks for posting it.

I've seen some of the Music is Win videos from Tyler Larson. He does very little playing and seems to be interested in everything surrounding the guitar as a technical exercise, but isn't actually interested in music itself. Reminds me of an old buddy of mine who played ukulele and was incredibly concerned with different strumming patterns, but didn't actually listen to music at all. It's like an engineer's mindset or something.

There's some good youtube guitar guys out there. The Signals Music Studio guy, for example, seems like a friendly dork who is entirely focused on showing people ways to actually make music and apply basic theory to help with song writing, or Paul Davids who clearly plays live gigs. But overall it's kind of a strange and slightly depressing niche of bedroom guitarists talking to other guitarists who will also never leave the bedroom.

Yeah, not sure how he gets all the subscribers. He seems to know his theory really well and you get the feeling he could make some pretty interesting videos, but it all just sort of falls flat.

I'll counter with one of Stevie T's songs. The dude might be a little over the top annoying and seems to have sponsors in most videos lately, but he can definitely play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iDM77xe5Hs

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
This is more "interesting" than stupid but I kinda like watching this professional drumline guy try to learn metal patterns on a sit down kit. He has all the hand rudiments and knows what he's doing but all the complicated bass drum parts are tough for him since he's never ever had to do stuff with his feet. It's kinda like watching someone learn how to walk in physical therapy, only more wholesome than depressing. That's a really bad analogy but I can't think of anything else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nWZC0t4uCw

Spanish Manlove fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Feb 22, 2021

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Huxley posted:

I unironically want to home-make a shoegazey type thing called "Dinner for 5" where all the lyrics are ingredients and recipes distorted past the point of being able to understand them, just to save me having to write something profound.

Back when mbv’s last album came out a buddy of mine went and put out a cover of one of the singles in like 12 hours (a pretty good one too imo) and when I asked him how he got the lyrics he was all I didn’t, I just said things that sounded similar cuz it’s not like you can understand them anyhow

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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This is why you can’t just hand out Kali Linux to anyone.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

This is why you can’t just hand out Kali Linux to anyone.



This seems like a problem that will eventually solve itself.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

what the gently caress is kali linux and how is it a thing someone can be destroyed on

polynominal-c
Jan 18, 2003

hexwren posted:

what the gently caress is kali linux and how is it a thing someone can be destroyed on

Also had to look it up and I guess it was posted in the wrong forum?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
You'll never know where people get their influences from. I love this realization

Vintersorg posted:

Holy poo poo - in something I never thought i'd read.

Exhumed:
RIP Daft Punk - to honor the occasion, here's our song where the main riff was directly inspired by "Within" from Random Access Memories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK5yku5r09s

E: In case you haven't heard that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuj__JnGWLg

(album rules btw)

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


you've heard of vintage music gear but how about some motherfuckin' vintage GUITAR STRINGS????

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

That's literally a Chibson USA "product": https://www.instagram.com/p/CJRzJCoM-vC/?igshid=mxfksla35vyk

Not their best, I know.

Also "the funk is in the gunk"

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

today's stupid music poo poo is I think that when I changed my strings a few weeks ago, I put the b and the high e on backwards

Rifter17
Mar 12, 2004
123 Not It
I know what you meant, but I keep picturing the ball end on the tuner and a nylon like knot at the end of a tune-o-matic tailpiece.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Rifter17 posted:

I know what you meant, but I keep picturing the ball end on the tuner .

That's how I string up a floyd rose :)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Read a post from a dude this morning complaining of excessive noise through his setup, particularly at high gain. Good news he figured it out:

Turned out he uses ethernet over AC for internet access where he lives. He simply shut off his networking gear and the noise went away.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I wonder if he could filter it with a power conditioner

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Boost the noise and enter the matrix:vrfrog:

creamcorn
Oct 26, 2007

automatic gun for fast, continuous firing
filing the end off an ethernet cable so i can plug my Gibson Les Paul into my modem and call the factory so they can tune it for me.

DrChu
May 14, 2002

Is anybody really this bad with a Strat they need one of these?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/958295338/stratocaster-pickup-selector-guard?ref=shop_home_active_1


quote:

Tired of accidentally hitting your pickup selector while thrashing? Sick of starting a song on the neck pickup, only to end on the bridge pickup? This galvanized steel guard will keep your clumsy hands from making you sound even worse! No special screws needed. This guard uses the two existing screws holding your Fender 5-way Selector Switch to your pick guard.

WARNING!
This product does not work with the plastic toggle switch tip. The plastic tip must be removed while using this product (see pictures). This product is hand made so the finish of each piece will vary.
Though I guess I have seen some people so OCD that they check all the tone controls like 5x during every song and their tuning every time there's a break, so maybe maybe they would want a chastity belt for their pickup switch.

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
I could see it being useful if you're in a funk band. You want it in the 4th position 99% of the time and you use wild machine-like hand movements to strum -> plenty of potential for knocking it out of place. It's not a big deal if you're jamming at home, but I'd pay the $12 for peace of mind if I was gigging.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

DrChu posted:

Is anybody really this bad with a Strat they need one of these?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/958295338/stratocaster-pickup-selector-guard?ref=shop_home_active_1


Though I guess I have seen some people so OCD that they check all the tone controls like 5x during every song and their tuning every time there's a break, so maybe maybe they would want a chastity belt for their pickup switch.

Eh, I get it. I mean, in the crazy world where I would actually use anything other than the bridge humbucker on my strat. If you're a really energetic person on stage, I could easily see how you'd hit the switch.

Still kind of a dumb gadget. Just correct the mistake when you notice it, who cares about tone live anyways, it sounds like crap because of the sound guy/room/other bands amps/PA anyway.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I can kinda see it for the mythical 4.5 position

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Aha, I was at a We Were Promised Jetpacks show and the dude hit the rhythm switch on his Jazzmaster and couldn't figure out what was wrong.

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

Some bastard at Home Depot is ripping that Etsy shop off and selling a bag of 25 of those and calling them "conduit straps." :argh:

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Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

If you're flailing about enough to knock the switch out of position the chances are pretty high you'll whack your knuckles on that thing and start flinging blood all over the place the edges look awful sharp.

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