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Guardian: "Henny Beaumont on parenting in a pandemic – The government risks ‘turning the clock back’ on gender equality by overlooking the labour market and caring inequalities faced by women during the pandemic, a report has warned" Telegraph:  Matt Hancock lays out plan for reorganisation of NHS in England Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Pigs can be trained to use computer joysticks, say researchers Evening Standard:  Evening Standard Comment: Happy anniversary Rishi — for now | Level up, not down Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... an uncertain summer 
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Feb 12, 2021 18:24
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on UK government policy failings – From Grant Shapps’ £27bn roads plan to Matt Hancock’s idea to reorganise the NHS mid-pandemic, the cabinet is floundering amid a record decline in GDP" Telegraph:  Matt:  Dramatic discovery links Stonehenge to its original site – in Wales Independent:  Impeachment trial: defense lawyers argue Trump is victim of 'cancel culture'; After Charles Edmund Brock. The i paper:  Times:  Stephen Collins: 
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Feb 13, 2021 16:55
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Observer: "Home schooling with Boris Johnson – Like many parents, the prime minister struggles to combine work and looking after the children…" Sunday Telegraph:  Matt Hancock hopes Covid will become treatable disease by end of 2021 Matt:  Sunday Times:  Mail on Sunday: 
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Feb 14, 2021 19:41
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on Donald Trump's impeachment result – Former president was acquitted by the Senate in his second impeachment trial over his role in the 6 January attack on the US Capitol" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Johnson says end of lockdown must be 'cautious but irreversible' – video Times:  Evening Standard:  Prince Harry and Meghan 'overjoyed' to be expecting second child
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Feb 15, 2021 19:34
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the devils at Boris Johnson's shoulder — Boris Johnson has argued that any relaxation of lockdown should be ‘cautious but irreversible’" Telegraph:  Pancake Day. Matt:  Covid: rapid testing key to reopening venues in England, says Zahawi Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... hotel isolation  David Squires: 
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Feb 16, 2021 19:39
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Gavin Williamson's free speech crusade — The government is to appoint a ‘free-speech champion’ and warn heritage bodies against taking significant steps in re-evaluating British history" Telegraph:  Most UK pubs could not reopen under April beer garden plan, says industry Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Revealed: Cummings' role in handing Covid contract to firm run by 'friends' Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Harry & Meghan's TV chat  Bonus! Stephen Collins from last November: 
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Feb 17, 2021 21:49
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Young people are terrible with their hair and their hats lol keep em outside are britan pube
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Feb 17, 2021 22:01
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Princess Latifa and the UK’s relationship with the UAE – The foreign secretary, Dominic Raab, said videos in which the Emirati princess said she was being held against her will by her father were “very troubling” while Boris Johnson said the UK would ‘keep an eye on’ the UN inquiry" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Boris Johnson says 'very low' Covid case rate key to easing lockdown Times:  Mass testing blitz as Boris Johnson plans easing of lockdown Evening Standard:  Starmer: Labour must work with business to create fairer society Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Boris's lockdown uncertainty 
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Feb 18, 2021 19:06
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The enticing black hole of poo poo that parts of East Asia managed to do at far less cost, Blower you hack.
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Feb 18, 2021 19:15
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Holy poo poo, gently caress off Blower.
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Feb 18, 2021 20:01
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Blower isn't just a hack cartoonist, he's one of the biggest turds in our entire printed media. loving imbecile.
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Feb 19, 2021 00:54
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i love Steve Bell's creations he seems all right him, he was an absolute shithouse on university challenge too
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Feb 19, 2021 01:01
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Michael Gove's restructured role – Now Boris Johnson has taken the key Brexit brief away from him, it is expected that Gove will step up work to strengthen ties between the UK’s nations as head of the Cabinet Office “union unit”" Telegraph:  Matt:  Mars rover landing: Nasa's Perseverance touches down safely in search of life Independent:  Starmer: Labour must work with business to create fairer society Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Covid tests for children 
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Feb 19, 2021 20:58
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who leaves cups the right way up on a draining board lol paul you enormous drunk bastard
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Feb 19, 2021 21:03
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They're putting covid in fairy liquid now???!?
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Feb 19, 2021 21:16
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I'm more concerned about the dog abuse.
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Feb 19, 2021 23:11
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I'm the indeterminate space between the aga, brick fireplace, dishwasher and where the plant is behind the cat
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Feb 19, 2021 23:12
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Paul lives in the H P Lovecraft universe with hidden spaces full of 2 foot tall migrants exiting giant shipping containers.
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Feb 19, 2021 23:25
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on David Frost's new role driving Brexit forward – Lord Frost – the Great Frost to Boris Johnson – is now the UK’s point man in its dealings with the EU" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Holyrood agrees to publish evidence from Alex Salmond; After Henry Raeburn. The i paper:  Harry and Meghan will not return as working royals, says palace Times:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Harry and Meghan Markle  Stephen Collins: 
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Feb 20, 2021 18:21
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Observer: "Boris Johnson's lockdown roadmap – As the prime minister tries to decipher his plan, Keir Starmer holds up the traffic" Sunday Telegraph:  Johnson’s moment of lockdown truth looms as announcement on reopening awaited Sunday Times:  Mail on Sunday: 
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Feb 21, 2021 19:55
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Haha Mac, domestic violence, you cheeky chappy. (gently caress off Mac)
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Feb 21, 2021 20:11
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to be fair to Mac, I think the joke is just that he's compulsively golfing indoors and has accidentally smashed everything in sight. on the other hand, go gently caress yourself you ancient racist oval office
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Feb 21, 2021 21:01
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That was my reading, too, but gently caress giving him the benefit of doubt.
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Feb 21, 2021 21:04
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Dabir posted:to be fair to Mac, I think the joke is just that he's compulsively golfing indoors and has accidentally smashed everything in sight. on the other hand, go gently caress yourself you ancient racist oval office I did kind of assume that was what he was going for but I couldn't see any golf balls at first glance because Mac is a poo poo artist. Still stand by that it reads just as well that he's deliberately smashed the house & his wife because he can't golf & has been drinking as what he intended it to read as though.
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Feb 21, 2021 21:04
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's roadmap to easing Covid rules — PM is to set out his plan for easing Covid restrictions for what he hopes will be the final time" Telegraph:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard: 
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Feb 22, 2021 19:20
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on England's path out of Covid lockdown – Boris Johnson has announced a cautious, four-step unlocking plan for England under which some sectors will remain shuttered until June" Telegraph:  Matt:   Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's Covid caution  David Squires: 
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Feb 23, 2021 21:43
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Cloud Potato posted:
Extremely accurate footage of the inside of boris's head
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Feb 23, 2021 22:08
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Cloud Potato posted:Mail: Read Another (History) Book
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Feb 24, 2021 03:02
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Feb 24, 2021 04:08
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HAIR SALON RESTAURANT CLOTHES PUB yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hehehehehhe  hurry up old boris we want to get our hair done and wear our clothes to the restaurant pub, that's wot we like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 24, 2021 09:08
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's thoughts on journalism — Boris Johnson quit journalism for politics because he felt guilty about ‘abusing or attacking people’, he told a group of schoolchildren" Telegraph:  Covid vaccine passports could be introduced to reopen economy Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:   It's... sunny? I guess?  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... our snail-paced Government 
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Feb 24, 2021 19:56
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They're all pretty poo poo today but mostly
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Feb 24, 2021 20:39
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I'd like to petition for a new thread title please.
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Feb 24, 2021 21:00
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on David Cameron's call for a 'muscular' green recovery - Boris Johnson must be “muscular” in reshaping the economy to bring about a green recovery from the coronavirus crisis, former prime minister David Cameron has said, calling for an active policy of industrial intervention" After the School of Fontainebleau. Telegraph:  Secondary schools returns could be staggered over two weeks in England Matt:  Salmond may have questions to answer about past conduct, says Sturgeon Independent:  Keir Starmer under pressure to back plans for corporation tax rise Times:  Evening Standard:  FTSE 100 set to rise despite fears of Rishi Sunak corporation tax raid in next week’s Budget Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... 'smart' motorways 
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Feb 25, 2021 19:13
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I honestly can't work out what that Paul Thomas one is trying to tell me
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Feb 26, 2021 00:49
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That van has a thousand six inch high migrants in it.
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Feb 26, 2021 00:56
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Wait until they create Smart Cartoonists, Thomas is in real loving trouble then. Apparently a smart motorway just has the hard shoulder used as a normal lane which seems the opposite of smart? Obviously I had to look this up because PT gives no clues this is a real thing forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Feb 26, 2021 |
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Feb 26, 2021 01:10
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They're meant to be monitored so that in a breakdown they can close the lane instead of having to have a permanent hard shoulder. It is smart because it is ~dynamic~. In practice, they don't get monitored properly and people ignore the signs anyway and lorries just wipe people out. The Mail has finally cottoned on to this as being a bad thing because there is a shitload of public pressure against them mounting already and they (along with all other "news" sources) loving love to jump on a bandwagon right at the end to try and claim it as their own genius idea. Hence the trained idiot being told to get his felt tips out.
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I appreciate that blower has decided to present us a big black box with poo poo default-brush writing in it telling us what his joke is
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