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Douche Wolf 89: Dec 9, 2010; 🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

biracial bear for uncut posted:

https://twitter.com/historic_ly/status/1139355236575907840?s=20

Isn't Historic.ly a tankie Uighur genocide denialist (it's CIA propaganda) and apologist (the Uighurs are terrorists being deprogrammed)?

# ? Feb 24, 2021 21:18

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# ? May 28, 2024 01:33

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

Isn't Historic.ly a tankie Uighur genocide denialist (it's CIA propaganda) and apologist (the Uighurs are terrorists being deprogrammed)?

Yes. I was just going to point this out.

# ? Feb 24, 2021 21:21

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

biracial bear for uncut posted:

https://twitter.com/historic_ly/status/1139355236575907840?s=20

Browser Ballett also put out this �satire� video stating that only Nazis call people Nazis, so I�m going to need someone with a doctorate in Poe�s Law here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N32kDflo0AM

# ? Feb 24, 2021 21:46

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

Busket Posket posted:

Browser Ballett also put out this ‘satire’ video stating that only Nazis call people Nazis, so I’m going to need someone with a doctorate in Poe’s Law here.

It's Nazis all the way down.

# ? Feb 24, 2021 22:04

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Feb 24, 2021 22:52

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

oh this is real nice

# ? Feb 24, 2021 22:53

Douche Wolf 89: Dec 9, 2010; 🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

BonHair posted:

It's Nazis all the way down.

"We regret to inform you the milkshake-duck wearing a swastika armband wasn't doing it for a skit".

# ? Feb 24, 2021 23:11

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LOL @ England~~'s sex ed~~ being just as bad as ours.

# ? Feb 24, 2021 23:11

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

LifeSunDeath posted:

oh this is real nice

The great thing about cracking open a cold one with the void is that you can't hear it for a while

# ? Feb 24, 2021 23:26

antisodachrist: Jul 24, 2007

https://twitter.com/USofJR/status/1364654550993432576?s=20

# ? Feb 25, 2021 00:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

LifeSunDeath posted:

ZOMG RANDOM BBQ

Even lamer reaction than they thing you're mocking hth

# ? Feb 25, 2021 00:02

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

antisodachrist posted:

https://twitter.com/USofJR/status/1364654550993432576?s=20

this account pops up in tiktok comps and they have exactly one joke

# ? Feb 25, 2021 00:17

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

theflyingexecutive posted:

this account pops up in tiktok comps and they have exactly one joke

I've noticed this a bunch of times with TikTok, when I check the source of something that was reposted on Twitter and blew up they're often just making the thing that blew up over and over and over again verbatim

# ? Feb 25, 2021 00:27

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

God forbid, flogging a dead horse, in the meme thread of all places

# ? Feb 25, 2021 00:50

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Amphigory posted:

God forbid, flogging a dead horse, in the meme thread of all places

Turn your monitor on

# ? Feb 25, 2021 00:51

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

There is in reality only one joke, of which all others are derivative, and that is the loud fart.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 00:51

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Heath posted:

There is in reality only one joke, of which all others are derivative, and that is the loud fart.

confirmed by the Sumerians:

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband�s lap.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 00:53

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

i often wonder whether the first joke was a pratfall or a well-timed fart...

# ? Feb 25, 2021 00:57

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Turn your monitor on

A sincere thanks for the first "turn your monitor on" of my white noise posting career

# ? Feb 25, 2021 01:02

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Feb 25, 2021 01:03

space uncle: Sep 17, 2006; "I don�t care if Biden beats Trump. I�m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won�t"

Heath posted:

There is in reality only one joke, of which all others are derivative, and that is the loud fart.

The One Joke to rule them all is the Conservative�s The Correct Quantity Of Human Genders . This is a billion dollar industry.

�And then I got cancelled! For saying I was a freaking attack helicopter! Get out of my bathroom!�

The year is 2045, President Ben Shapiro tells The Joke at the White House Correspondent�s dinner. It kills.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 01:25

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

you got yospos in my pyf!

always hammer those rows

# ? Feb 25, 2021 01:37

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Dungeon Ecology posted:

i often wonder whether the first joke was a pratfall or a well-timed fart...

It was a jackdaw

# ? Feb 25, 2021 01:51

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6HCu9edk54

This is INSANELY well done. From what I could follow of the Hebrew, it's accurate too. :jewish:

And it's even Erev Purim today

# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:01

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:05

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:20

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

this is violence

# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:23

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

flavor.flv posted:

I want these as a set of three framed pictures on my wall � la live, laugh, love.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:47

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

flavor.flv posted:

Same as it ever was.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:52

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

kdrudy posted:

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:54

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Byzantine posted:

Same as it ever was.

I'm so thin.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:55

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Feb 25, 2021 04:24

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Dungeon Ecology posted:

i often wonder whether the first joke was a pratfall or a well-timed fart...

Didn't some archeologists a number of years back find the first recorded joke, and it was, in fact, a fart joke?

Not sure if this has sources, but:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUKL129052420080731

# ? Feb 25, 2021 04:36

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

confirmed by the Sumerians:

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband�s lap.

Favorite thing about this is that even the guy writing what we think of as the "first joke ever" thought of himself at the apotheosis of history

# ? Feb 25, 2021 04:39

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I562X84-n3Q

# ? Feb 25, 2021 04:53

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

DrBouvenstein posted:

Didn't some archeologists a number of years back find the first recorded joke, and it was, in fact, a fart joke?

Not sure if this has sources, but:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUKL129052420080731

not only was the first joke ever a fart joke, but it was a NOT! joke.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

"yeah, here's something that's never happened: a woman farting while sitting in her husband's lap. NOT"

# ? Feb 25, 2021 04:54

UwUnabomber: Sep 9, 2012; Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

The oldest joke is about farts and complaining about your wife. A true classic in every sense.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 05:14

pseudorandom: Jun 16, 2010; Yam Slacker

Heath posted:

There is in reality only one joke, of which all others are derivative, and that is the loud fart.

I'm inclined to disagree. In the domain of joke taxonomy, there is (at least) the kingdom of the loud fart, and the kingdom of getting hit in the balls. :colbert: