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Borrovan posted:*nods sagely whilst writing the words "STEAL poo poo" in a notepad, double underlined* You don't even have to steal them they literally have to pay to get rid of them, if you ask someone who works there they'll probably give you them if you find someone who isn't a proceudrist git. Plus you can erroneously advertise discount beer while you use them.
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https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1364848306866843652 our "woke" cities
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Love it when a politician learns a word and then keeps using it all the time despite it being stupid.
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https://twitter.com/_jackhy/status/1364695868423692290?s=19 Idk , view video if you want to experience instant brain death like me. Noone could view all 44 seconds of this trainee gammon shouting and twirling without becoming a Maoist
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OwlFancier posted:What in gods name is that accent? It's pretty much the accent we do over here to make fun of British people like that. No idea if it belongs to any real group of people
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Feb 25, 2021 14:02
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Sounds Aussie to me. Getting real Damo vibes off it, actually.
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I can hear a hint of West Bromwich in there so some sort of Midlands? (Nan was from there.)
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OwlFancier posted:they'll probably give you them if you find someone who isn't a proceudrist git. Pesky Splinter posted:"Look kids, I know it was a scam the last two times, but I've got a good feeling about this one" peanut- posted:https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1364848306866843652
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lol this is real https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/feb/21/keir-starmer-has-caught-the-public-mood-now-he-can-shape-the-political-argument
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calling everything north of watford as “the red wall” from now on
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endlessmonotony posted:Also I don't mind Nat's comments about enby folks because it's clear she's a shitposter who got a way bigger audience than she expected and responded the way shitposters do. First of all citation loving needed. Secondly her comments do and have done actual harm to people and so has her embrace of some of the worst figure and viewpoints in the trans community
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Pesky Splinter posted:It's like those homeless pods from a few weeks ago - they try and tackle everything as if it's a problem of technology, rather than entirely political. People who think the homeless don’t have blankets because there aren’t enough blankets to go around are the same people who think the poor don’t have any money because there isn’t enough money to go around. Anyway collect enough crisp bags and you don’t have to feel bad when you see a homeless person because you’ve done your part.
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OwlFancier posted:Love it when a politician learns a word and then keeps using it all the time despite it being stupid. Wish she'd go back to sleep
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Jose posted:lol this is real https://twitter.com/electionmapsuk/status/1364914297223188483?s=21 Big big lmao
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Failed Imagineer posted:https://twitter.com/_jackhy/status/1364695868423692290?s=19 starting a one issue party and all I promise to do is send all landlords to that island that had to be evacuated because it was too windy.
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ItohRespectArmy posted:starting a one issue party and all I promise to do is send all landlords to that island that had to be evacuated because it was too windy. Send them to Rockall.
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^^^ bollocks, that's what I get for googling to confirm that St Helena was the one where they built an airport without actually looking at what the wind was up toItohRespectArmy posted:starting a one issue party and all I promise to do is send all landlords to that island that had to be evacuated because it was too windy. St Helena is a beautiful island and a World Heritage Site that doesn't deserve that. Rockall, however...
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goddamnedtwisto posted:^^^ bollocks, that's what I get for googling to confirm that St Helena was the one where they built an airport without actually looking at what the wind was up to forkboy84 posted:Send them to Rockall. this would be good too.
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ItohRespectArmy posted:starting a one issue party and all I promise to do is send all landlords to that island that had to be evacuated because it was too windy. should join my one issue party of sticking all journalists in a giant blender and include landlords as its technically still one issue
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Jose posted:should join my one issue party of sticking all journalists in a giant blender and include landlords as its technically still one issue the problem with the blender method is that it's far too humane and it's so final, if they are all trapped on an uninhabitable island you can film it and serialise it into a new reality show for the BBC using the profits to buy more islands that nobody wants and send more landlords to them. so I will also accept sending journalists terrible very bad no good islands.
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But think of the boon to UK manufacturing that making the giant blender would be. Also you could start up a competitor will it blend channel on youtube to make back the costs.
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M. Night Schaffner plot twist as the lovely island they sent all the landlords and terrible journalists to was  all along.
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Guavanaut posted:M. Night Schaffner plot twist as the lovely island they sent all the landlords and terrible journalists to was I prefer M. Night Showaddywaddy Jose posted:on the one hand The euros should be cancelled again. Players are going to just start falling over at this point, the schedule is absurd.
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Jose posted:on the one hand As things stand, stadium capacity will be limited to 10,000 or 1/4 capacity for most (but not all) of the group stages.
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TheRat posted:I prefer M. Night Showaddywaddy Look it doesn't matter that we're already coming off of two of the most physically punishing seasons in history, there are television and marketing deals to be filled.
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The problem with putting all journalists and also landlords in a giant blender, is that eventually you run out of journalists and also landlords. Wait, no. Carry on
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Look it doesn't matter that we're already coming off of two of the most physically punishing seasons in history, there are television and marketing deals to be filled. just support a poo poo team that doesn't get players called up
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One of our only decent players is being called up by his team thank you very much Due to quarantine restrictions he won't play for us for 3 weeks and we will be relegated by then
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Jose posted:just support a poo poo team that doesn't get players called up if things dont improve I'll eventually be forced to feel sorry for harry kane
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Josef bugman posted:Does anyone know a good place to find out more info on your local council and/or the people who run it? Left Labour/Momentum people in each constituency will know the politics of the local candidates, but for the whole council you really want to know a friendly councillor.
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kecske posted:up the council, etc
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