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AdmiralViscen posted:Thanks for the perspective. Don't feel gross at all! There's so much fodder to laugh about when he's lucid, and he's mostly lucid. And I'll be honest, sometimes I laugh when he's full-on manic and says absurd things. Just stand back and take it all in, is my advice. Haulin Oates fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Feb 25, 2021 |
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The central concept of Arabiolosis to convert from feeling species to thinking species (or was it other way round?) is extremely dumb. Those things are not mutually exclusive to any species, and you don’t just stop one of those behaviours to increase your XP for the other one. I question to what degree Nathen thinks or feels sincerely about anything. There’s a failson angle and a failed businessman angle and I feel like both have got to be weighing heavily on the psyche.
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Thanks, I’m laughing again This thread rules
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 “When I was in bed with Jim Davis  “He went on an insta bender and did an AMA where people kept asking him if he’s a pitcher, receiver or has a boyfriend.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:his beard looks like it's sharpied on maybe he's trying to emulate Garfield's stripes
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:his beard looks like it's sharpied on Right?! I'm convinced he has it waxed into that shape, and partially sure now that he dyes it.
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It's like he has Hulk Hogan's NWO beard. He needs a bleached orange mustache to go with it
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Malcolm Excellent posted:It's like he has Hulk Hogan's NWO beard. He needs a bleached orange mustache to go with it Well, the first thing you gotta' realize, brother, is this right here is the future of entergagement. You can call this the Arabiolosis World Order of eating, brother. These two cartoon animals right here came from a great licensing organization up north and everybody was wondering, who would be the man to put them on lasagna boxes? Well, who knows more about farm to plate than me, brother? Well, let me tell you something. I made Garfield Eats a monster. I made landlords rich up there. I made the people that ran that run Nickelodeon rich up there, brother. And when it all came to pass, the name Nathen Mazri, the man Nathen Mazri, got bigger than the whole organization, brother. And then, Jim Davis, amigo; he wanted to talk turkey with Nathen Mazri. Well, Jim Davis and 20th Century Fox promised me movies, brother. Jim Davis promised me millions of dollars if I took care of the cat. And Jim Davis promised me world-caliber tomato sauce recipes. And as far as Jim Davis goes, 20th Century Fox, and the whole Canadian real estate business goes, I'm bored brother. That's why these two cartoons here, the so-called "fake animals," these are the men I want as my friends. They are the new blood of frozen eating, brother. And not only are we going to take over the whole grocery store business with Nathen Mazri and the new blood, the dog and cat with me, we will destroy everything in our path, Mean Gene. Tato fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Feb 26, 2021 |
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:The central concept of Arabiolosis to convert from feeling species to thinking species (or was it other way round?) is extremely dumb. Those things are not mutually exclusive to any species, and you don’t just stop one of those behaviours to increase your XP for the other one. I question to what degree Nathen thinks or feels sincerely about anything. There’s a failson angle and a failed businessman angle and I feel like both have got to be weighing heavily on the psyche. False: He successfully converted from failson species to failed businessman species. Success!
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Oh he's got one if those garfield phones that get brought in by the tides from a lost container. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-have-garfield-phones-been-washing-ashore-france-30-years-180971835/
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:I do find it funny that he’s basically denouncing capitalism with his anti profit anti landlord screeds but is still wanting that system to fully succeed for him instead of gaining any class awareness (I guess self awareness would be a precursor to that) Assholes like Nathen don't want to abolish the system, they want it to pander specifically to them because they're entitled solipsists.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Assholes like Nathen don't want to abolish the system, they want it to pander specifically to them because they're entitled solipsists. Isn't this thread amazing? Look where we are. Look and bask.
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Drunk Nerds posted:False: He successfully converted from failson species to failed businessman species. Success! if at first you don't succeed throw money at it until you do
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Haulin Oates posted:That is one thing I'll dispute. Nathen is a spoiled, delusional failson and I'll never argue that. The conspiracy theories come out when he's delusional and psychotic, though, and I think it's unfair to hold that against them. I have a brother who is mentally ill AND an rear end in a top hat, so I'm familiar with Nathen's type. My brother is mostly a dick, like Nathen; but when he starts calling relatives several days in a row, to brag about his non-existent stock market fortune for hours, that's the bipolar disorder talking. When he's not delusional, though, my brother never talks about his finances. Nathen talking about Covid and creating his own army, is Nathen when he's delusional. Like, delusional enough that it could be argued he's not responsible for his actions when he's in this state. (NOT excusing him for ignoring his mental health and so on.) Counterpoint: Maybe he's just an immature eccentric with spoiled rear end in a top hat tendencies and some delusions of grandeur, who gets overexcited periodically from an excess of booze or something similar, or whose resentments and conspiacy hypotheses just build up periodically until he must rant and rave... and being pretty friendless (a strange person in a strange land) he does it via social media posts. Aside from amateur psychiatry, is there any actual hard evidence he's bipolar?
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BigBadSteve posted:Aside from amateur psychiatry, is there any actual hard evidence he's bipolar? He lists it in his books' preface: Preface posted:Nathen, a young Arab-Canadian man is leaving Laval in the French province of Quebec with his family to settle in a soon to be discovered a tyrannical kingdom of Arabia in the middle of the desert sinking his soul in monotony, an unspoken epidemic, and defeated by suppression for over 12 years of his life lingering with broken dreams, Scoliosis, sexual identity crisis, bipolar disease, and the struggle to claim true elusive love.
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Also you can file as evidence "literally everything he does and says"
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BigBadSteve posted:Aside from amateur psychiatry, is there any actual hard evidence he's bipolar? Skyscraper Raccoon posted:He lists it in his books' preface 
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Heh OK, my bad. In that case I pity the fool.
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Skyscraper Raccoon posted:He lists it in his books' preface: 
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That beard looks like it came out of one of those Wooly Willy magnetic toys from the 80s.
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Frank Frank posted:That beard looks like it came out of one of those Wooly Willy magnetic toys from the 80s. He looks like he wants to grow a full beard but can't, so he trims it down to the stubble and waxes it in an attempt to make himself look like a handsome adult.
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World’s youngest adult, 16 years running
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:World’s youngest adult, 16 years running Just having a normal one, nothing to see here, drumming up entergageing enthusiasm for my farm2plate scooby lasagnas in a garfield suit 
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:Just having a normal one, nothing to see here, drumming up entergageing enthusiasm for my farm2plate scooby lasagnas in a garfield suit Is that Dogs Playing Poker in the background?!
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I didn't realise that the "sexual identity crisis" was confirmed canon
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I’m struggling to understand what’s going on in that picture. What’s with the birds? Why is he grabbing his junk?
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Lieutenant Dan posted:Is that Dogs Playing Poker in the background?! When he steps away, Garfield is revealed https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1364928221767163904?s=21 Frank Frank posted:I’m struggling to understand what’s going on in that picture. What’s with the birds? Why is he grabbing his junk? This doesn’t answer your question, but he is dancing to hype up the full release of his idiotic theme song https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1364700276314284037?s=21
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Frank Frank posted:I’m struggling to understand what’s going on in that picture. What’s with the birds? Why is he grabbing his junk? It's called 'entergagement'. You have been entergaged!
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gently caress SNEEP posted:It's called 'entergagement'. You have been entergaged! The Garfield Eats App: You have been entergaged!
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AdmiralViscen posted:When he steps away, Garfield is revealed my god. my GOD I am so loving entergaged right now
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Frank Frank posted:I’m struggling to understand what’s going on in that picture. What’s with the birds? Why is he grabbing his junk? scoby dooby doo
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steinrokkan posted:Garf Five-Aces Imagine four Odies on the edge of a cliff
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Lt. Cock posted:Nathen strikes me as the type that wouldn’t be done with the cat even if they pulled his license. Probably up until a lawsuit. As if that could stop him. You will be energized. Resistance is futile.
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