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8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

https://twitter.com/robertdmcneill/status/1364970251113406464?s=19

Oh if only.

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Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Happily surprised to see that he's directing several episodes of Resident Alien on SYFY. It's a good show and basically Invader Zim the Live Action SitCom.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

I don’t think there’d be a better way to ruin one of the genuinely fun and funny parts of Voyager than to make an entire series about it.

Bullbar
Apr 18, 2007

The Aristocrats!
What's the horniest episode of Trek? I just watched the DS9 episode Let He Who Is Without Sin... and it had to be up there for me.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Bullbar posted:

What's the horniest episode of Trek?

Anything Dukat

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Bullbar posted:

What's the horniest episode of Trek? I just watched the DS9 episode Let He Who Is Without Sin... and it had to be up there for me.

Naked Now is up there.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Probably the one where Lwaxana makes everyone horny

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bullbar posted:

What's the horniest episode of Trek? I just watched the DS9 episode Let He Who Is Without Sin... and it had to be up there for me.

Anytime I’m watching an episode with Troi in it

John F Bennett
Jan 30, 2013

I always wear my wedding ring. It's my trademark.

I just watched Darmok and Picard is wearing this cool jacket that I've never seen before. He even wears it on the bridge!

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

John F Bennett posted:

Picard is wearing this cool jacket

Please desist from horny posting

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Gray shirt red jacket is the best look in the series and you will not change my mind.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Royal Updog posted:

Please desist from horny posting

Any episode with Picard is the horniest episode.

There are four lights :fap:

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

The jacket with the leather shoulders is bulky, ugly, and I hate it.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
The jacket resents you also and will never be the father you desperately crave

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Jacket with the fabric shoulders is my new cool dad.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Timby posted:

Naked Now is up there.
Either this or DS9‘s Fascination

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
It's not the most horny, but I really hate that episode where Odo gets laid.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Lester Shy posted:

It's not the most horny, but I really hate that episode where Odo gets laid.

A Simple Investigation. Poor Auberjonois had to shave his entire chest for the scene of them in bed.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Surely UPN tried to make Voyager horny for the 90s.

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry
It made me horny to turn it off :smug:

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Surely UPN tried to make Voyager horny for the 90s.

Just from decon gel scenes alone, Enterprise absolutely smokes Voyager on the hornometer.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Surely UPN tried to make Voyager horny for the 90s.

Kes is literally one year old.

Also 7of9, as noted above, was probably introduced for partially horny reasons.

John F Bennett
Jan 30, 2013

I always wear my wedding ring. It's my trademark.

So Risa is like some sort of sex planet, right?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Timby posted:

Just from decon gel scenes alone, Enterprise absolutely smokes Voyager on the hornometer.

They couldn't even wait an entire season to make an episode where the trailer's first words were "T'POL'S IN HEAT!"

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Timby posted:

Just from decon gel scenes alone, Enterprise absolutely smokes Voyager on the hornometer.

My favorite part of the decon gel scenes was Phlox looking through the sliding panel on the wall and smiling

Yes, the decon chamber was set up like a Times Square peep show

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Bullbar posted:

What's the horniest episode of Trek? I just watched the DS9 episode Let He Who Is Without Sin... and it had to be up there for me.

Any episode with Mirror Kira in it

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Bullbar posted:

What's the horniest episode of Trek? I just watched the DS9 episode Let He Who Is Without Sin... and it had to be up there for me.

Mudd's Women.
Sub Rosa.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

John F Bennett posted:

So Risa is like some sort of sex planet, right?

Yes. Don't think too hard about it, it gets into some potentially interesting issues of prostitution, sexual liberation and such-like which Star Trek would absolutely not be able to handle.

Also the TNG session 1 episode "Justice" where the natives don't know what to do with Wesley because he's a child and thus can't gently caress.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I’ve gotten to season 4 in my Voyager watch, so for Horny Trek I nominate “literally any season 4 episode Seven is in”. The way the camera just lingers on her in every shot is so laughably blatant that it almost feels gross. Obviously Jeri Ryan does a great job as Seven and ends up being one of the few highlights of Voyager, but you can practically picture Berman and Braga high-fiving and jerking themselves off behind the scenes.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




John F Bennett posted:

So Risa is like some sort of sex planet, right?

Not "sort of", is

Problematic Soup
Feb 18, 2007

My soup has malfunctioned?



John F Bennett posted:

So Risa is like some sort of sex planet, right?

Look at this guy who didn’t bring his Horgon.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



It almost can't be anything else.

There's horny scenes and characters all over the place, but Sub Rosa is entirely centered around a sex candle that harvests orgasms. I mean, c'mon. How do you top that?

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Sash! posted:

I mean, c'mon. How do you top that?

Well if you need to ask

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I’ve gotten to season 4 in my Voyager watch, so for Horny Trek I nominate “literally any season 4 episode Seven is in”. The way the camera just lingers on her in every shot is so laughably blatant that it almost feels gross. Obviously Jeri Ryan does a great job as Seven and ends up being one of the few highlights of Voyager, but you can practically picture Berman and Braga high-fiving and jerking themselves off behind the scenes.

The fact that Jeri Ryan said she enjoyed filming Star Trek: Picard infinitely more than anything she ever shot for Voyager speaks volumes, and it's purely down to her being allowed to wear actual clothing on Picard and not having to be literally tied into a corset that nearly fractured her spine at one point or another.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Tighclops posted:

Well if you need to ask

I think they tried with First Contact

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Sash! posted:

a sex candle that harvests orgasms

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
A firm reminder that Star Trek being outrageously horny as gently caress is in fact Gene's Vision.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
I think my vote might be TNG Justice

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
my fav TNG horny moment is that random lady that blatantly checks out Riker's rear end as he walks away from her in Farpoint

no wait it's the blink and you'll miss it oral sex reference in Insurrection
































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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Troiker have kids. They know where it goes

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