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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Flayer posted:

Starmer is indistinguishable from a Lib Dem. It's certainly a bold strategy to mimic the party with 12 seats.

That's unfair, the Lib Dems at least tend to be alright on civil liberties and voted against the spy cops bill.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Flayer posted:

Starmer is indistinguishable from a Lib Dem.
Lib Dems support ending the drug war.

They can support what they like with 12 seats, but don't compare them to kieth.

e: ^^ :respek:

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 11:16 on Feb 26, 2021

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Giving money to the Labour Party is an explicitly immoral and damaging act at this point.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Socially authoritarian fiscally libertarian labour is back on the menu!

Pistol_Pete posted:

What do you think's going on at the top levels of Labour, with all these dogshit, inconsistent stances they're coming out with? If there were a bunch of big egos clashing in the shadow cabinet, pushing their own interests and leaking stuff to the press, I could understand it. But the cabinet is almost completely anonymous, so I'm confused about what's fuelling it. If Starmer actually was making all the decisions himself, you'd expect a bit more consistency; I can't see where the conflict's coming from.

My theory is that most of the members of the labour right have their own big dossier of ideas of how to make the next Blair that they've been sitting on for 15 years.

Once kier came along and was like "show me what you got then?" 100 MPs all tried to pull their ideas out at the same time but got jammed in the doorway to his office so there's a blob of right wingers fighting eachother and shouting things like "more war" and "means tested brain microchips to read prole thoughts"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBj8r1-fDo

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

crispix posted:

what do yous think keir's election tune will be

i reckon the theme tune to Blockbusters


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yODLkaF8F-Y

To be played on BBC Election Night when Jeremy Vine's graphical simulation of the race to No. 10 shows the Starmer avatar taking a single step forward before falling on its face and setting on fire

Convex fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Feb 26, 2021

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

forkboy84 posted:

Giving money to the Labour Party is an explicitly immoral and damaging act at this point.

Oh gently caress off. The amount of money I give the party won't buy a single shiny poster but does buy me a vote in leadership and candidate elections which are currently the only available way of fighting the melts. We've had this argument a dozen times so there is no use having it again, but that also means not making lovely snipes at each other like yours above.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


People are allowed to pay the wallet inspector if they so wish imo

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Communist Thoughts posted:

People are allowed to pay the wallet inspector if they so wish imo

I keep my wallet in my pants. Investigate at your peril

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Communist Thoughts posted:

People are allowed to pay the wallet inspector if they so wish imo

People are allowed to do immoral and damaging things, yes.



Oh dear me posted:

Oh gently caress off. The amount of money I give the party won't buy a single shiny poster but does buy me a vote in leadership and candidate elections which are currently the only available way of fighting the melts. We've had this argument a dozen times so there is no use having it again, but that also means not making lovely snipes at each other like yours above.

I was less thinking about individual members like yourself in this case and more about left people who are elected officials and staying in Labour, who are heading towards an unjustifiable position of tacitly supporting this shambles.

Sorry this annoys you but I don't see me stopping harping on this. It is increasingly, day by day, harder and harder to see how it is possible to tolerate a Labour Party intent on outflanking Boris loving Johnson on the right. To call it moribund from a socialist perspective is an understatement.

I'm at a point where I am struggling to justify regarding Labour members as comrades because they seem more interested in a political party unfit for purpose than in the working class. Sorry.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Oh dear me posted:

Oh gently caress off. The amount of money I give the party won't buy a single shiny poster but does buy me a vote in leadership and candidate elections which are currently the only available way of fighting the melts. We've had this argument a dozen times so there is no use having it again, but that also means not making lovely snipes at each other like yours above.

How do you square this with the Liverpool mayoral fiasco, where Labour are one step removed from just outright saying that leftists don't get to be candidates? Genuine question.

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
They keep sending out "you appear to have not paid, please fill out this form to tell us why" emails despite me doing it twice but like the list of reasons keeps getting longer so, yaknow. I presume it's like some kind of TV Licensing type deal.

I do wonder how badtheir numbers really are though if theyre still counting people who have left

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I know the idea is to stay and keep voting for leftists and hope they outnumber the rightwing again, but the one thing I have always wondered is 'do we have time?'

Are there any neat loopholes like the one that got Corbyn into the leadership because no doubt the right do not want that and they have been booting out leftists or silencing them and then booting them out or sabotaging them like in 2017.

I just wonder how much time we have to wait to slowly build back up in the party but hide ourselves while things are getting worse for the country and for the most vulnerable.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

big scary monsters posted:

"Anthony Blair" is an anagram of "banality horn", makes you think.

It was pointed out at the time that "Tony Blair MP" is an anagram of "I'm Tory Plan B".

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
Is meaningful change through electoral politics even a plausible outcome at this point?



brb, someone just knocked at the door, hope it's not one of those spycops

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

VideoGames posted:

I know the idea is to stay and keep voting for leftists and hope they outnumber the rightwing again, but the one thing I have always wondered is 'do we have time?'

Are there any neat loopholes like the one that got Corbyn into the leadership because no doubt the right do not want that and they have been booting out leftists or silencing them and then booting them out or sabotaging them like in 2017.

I just wonder how much time we have to wait to slowly build back up in the party but hide ourselves while things are getting worse for the country and for the most vulnerable.

I think OMOV is still in place for leadership elections, so if Keith gets decommissioned before he and Evans can replace it with "Corporate donors get as many votes as they want, members get a little Union Flag to wave", there's always a chance of getting a left-wing MP back into the leadership.
The issue is that unless that person is willing to gut the party of the middle-class Tory voters who seem to make up head office, and crack the whip on the melts and cunts in the PLP, they won't get much done.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

How do you square this with the Liverpool mayoral fiasco, where Labour are one step removed from just outright saying that leftists don't get to be candidates? Genuine question.

This may be the final straw for me resigning my membership. Not only was it undemocratic and vindictive, but it was sloppily done too. Starmer doesn't oppose, he doesn't develop any decent new policies, and seems to spend more time fighting the left (totally unnecessarily, vindictively and counter-productively) than opposing the Tories. What a loving waste of space.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Guavanaut posted:

I'm sure something like the slinky dog existed before toy story too, that was the main one that I can remember existing other than the green army guys.
I had the red monkeys you could chain together as a kid, long before toy story.

EDIT, also lol from Wikipedia page on those monkeys:

quote:

The 1995 film 12 Monkeys and 2015 TV series' time travel stories borrow Barrel of Monkeys' imagery and name. Thematically, the challenge of linking a chain of toy monkeys echoes the chains of causality driving the storylines.
Yeah, sure...

Ewan fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Feb 26, 2021

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

kingturnip posted:

I think OMOV is still in place for leadership elections, so if Keith gets decommissioned before he and Evans can replace it with "Corporate donors get as many votes as they want, members get a little Union Flag to wave", there's always a chance of getting a left-wing MP back into the leadership.
The issue is that unless that person is willing to gut the party of the middle-class Tory voters who seem to make up head office, and crack the whip on the melts and cunts in the PLP, they won't get much done.

If after what happened to Corbyn a left wing Labour leader is not willing to go full Stalin on the Labour right, they're not worth putting in the position to begin with. The right have proven now that they're not people who differ in their opinion on how Labour should be managed; they're just Tories who didn't go to the right school.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

QINE

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Ah yes teachers and doctors those very similar professions involving sick people

https://twitter.com/mcash/status/1364938061105225728?s=19

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Have I got this right?

Gov has trailed that it will hike corporation tax as part of a way to get money back into the Treasury / economic recovery. Presumably this is a UKMT-approved good thing to do. And now, of all issues, labour have chosen this as one to oppose the government on?

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

How do you square this with the Liverpool mayoral fiasco, where Labour are one step removed from just outright saying that leftists don't get to be candidates? Genuine question.

By remembering I don't live in Liverpool. The left has a narrow lead in my constituency and I'm staying while I can help keep it, and so keep our best candidacies and conference votes from going to melts. When we've lost our ability to do that I'll leave, no problem. I just don't believe in handing victory to the right on a plate.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

Ewan posted:

Have I got this right?

Gov has trailed that it will hike corporation tax as part of a way to get money back into the Treasury / economic recovery. Presumably this is a UKMT-approved good thing to do. And now, of all issues, labour have chosen this as one to oppose the government on?

Yep. It's amazing. They don't seem to grasp that by increasing the tax take the government can stimulate the recovery rather than just passively hoping it happens.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Ewan posted:

Have I got this right?

Gov has trailed that it will hike corporation tax as part of a way to get money back into the Treasury / economic recovery. Presumably this is a UKMT-approved good thing to do. And now, of all issues, labour have chosen this as one to oppose the government on?
Pretty much. Labour are ganging up with the most right-wing Tory backbenchers to vote for lower corporate tax, in opposition to Tory party policy.

I'm guessing it's some dumb strategy so they can use it as a "pro-business" bullet point in their promotional material.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Oh dear me posted:

By remembering I don't live in Liverpool. The left has a narrow lead in my constituency and I'm staying while I can help keep it, and so keep our best candidacies and conference votes from going to melts. When we've lost our ability to do that I'll leave, no problem. I just don't believe in handing victory to the right on a plate.

Out of interest, who did you vote for in the 2020 leadership election?

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Oh dear me posted:

By remembering I don't live in Liverpool. The left has a narrow lead in my constituency and I'm staying while I can help keep it, and so keep our best candidacies and conference votes from going to melts. When we've lost our ability to do that I'll leave, no problem. I just don't believe in handing victory to the right on a plate.

Have you learned nothing from the last five years? The left will never ‘win the argument’ with the Labour right because they will not be ALLOWED to.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

forkboy84 posted:

Out of interest, who did you vote for in the 2020 leadership election?

Oh for heaven's sake. Someone still in the Labour party right now is not necessarily some raging Starmerite, back it down a little with the performative leftier-than-thou poo poo.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
The thing about the corporation tax debacle is it mostly suggests the leadership are just completely flailing.

I doubt any of them give a gently caress about the corporation tax rate and what effects raising it or lowering it would have. But they have absolutely no beliefs - no vision for who they want to be or what the public want them to do, so they're just diving in at random on every issue and hoping something works.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Ewan posted:

I had the red monkeys you could chain together as a kid, long before toy story.

EDIT, also lol from Wikipedia page on those monkeys:

Yeah, sure...

Aren't those toy monkeys on the poster for 12 Monkeys?

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

forkboy84 posted:

Out of interest, who did you vote for in the 2020 leadership election?

RLB of course.

Noxville posted:

Have you learned nothing from the last five years? The left will never ‘win the argument’ with the Labour right because they will not be ALLOWED to.

We won in 2015 and 2017 and if Corbyn hadn't resigned before democratizing the party we might have done more. If Starmer has a heart attack tomorrow we could win again. When they've changed the rules so we can't, I'll leave. But I will not help them by giving up before the battle is actually over.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

peanut- posted:

The thing about the corporation tax debacle is it mostly suggests the leadership are just completely flailing.

I doubt any of them give a gently caress about the corporation tax rate and what effects raising it or lowering it would have. But they have absolutely no beliefs - no vision for who they want to be or what the public want them to do, so they're just diving in at random on every issue and hoping something works.

Yeah, like I said earlier, the impression is of improvisation and drift. Some in this thread are maintaining that there is a definite project going on, whether it's to decisively eliminate the left, reposition the party as pro-business etc but I don't buy that. I've seen instances of political projects being confidently and decisively pushed forward: New Labour in the late 90's or the Vote Leave campaign in the run up to 2016 and Starmer's Labour doesn't feel anything like that. It feels more like they're cargo-culting aspects of previous successful political projects, it's just that in this case, there's no actual project underneath it all.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I am still in Labour mainly because it looks like Starmer is going to fail quite hard and people need to be there to attempt to pick up the pieces, and because I haven't seen any sign from the extra parliamentary left that there is a viable strategy or consensus about what to do outside of Labour. It seems the argument boils down to:

- Leave Labour
- ???
- Revolution

I'm in the "you have to try everything" camp because it's very hard to predict where change will come from, so while I don't begrudge people leaving Labour to pursue other avenues it's not exactly helpful to harangue leftists for staying in the party (until we get electoral reform).

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Necrothatcher posted:

Aren't those toy monkeys on the poster for 12 Monkeys?
You know what... maybe you're right. Although it's not clear cut (most of the monkeys are not in that pose but the main one is).

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I quit in visceral disgust a while back, I think it was when RLB got sacked.

But I also joined again because comrade fakename wanted people to vote for the NEC, still not sure that achieved anything but whatever.

Given that dissatisfaction with starmer seems to be rising I am waiting to see what comes of it, if it gets rid of him and hardens the left against his ilk then that is good, but we will see. I am not optimistic, but as I don't have a cadre of the red guards handy I don't really know what else I can do. I can't make people's heads explode through psychic hatred alone and if I can't do it I doubt anyone else can either.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

OwlFancier posted:

I can't make people's heads explode through psychic hatred alone and if I can't do it I doubt anyone else can either.

What if we all joined hands and tried it together?

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

OwlFancier posted:

I quit in visceral disgust a while back, I think it was when RLB got sacked.

But I also joined again because comrade fakename wanted people to vote for the NEC, still not sure that achieved anything but whatever.

Given that dissatisfaction with starmer seems to be rising I am waiting to see what comes of it, if it gets rid of him and hardens the left against his ilk then that is good, but we will see. I am not optimistic, but as I don't have a cadre of the red guards handy I don't really know what else I can do. I can't make people's heads explode through psychic hatred alone and if I can't do it I doubt anyone else can either.

When they get sick of Starmer there will be another porridge filled balloon in a suit to take his place

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Continuity NIP posted:

When they get sick of Starmer there will be another porridge filled balloon in a suit to take his place

Who will be elected because too many lefties have quit. Yes, it is likely, but it is not certain.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Lmao

https://twitter.com/richardburgon/status/1365272738890457091?s=21

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


feedmegin posted:

Oh for heaven's sake. Someone still in the Labour party right now is not necessarily some raging Starmerite, back it down a little with the performative leftier-than-thou poo poo.

Okay, a, gently caress off, it's not performative. I'm entirely sincere in my concerns about the continued existence of the Labour Party. I think it needs to die, or at the bare minimum have a force outside it pushing and pressuring from the left. You can argue whether the Overton Window is a valid theory but bare minimum we need people challenging capitalist dogma in public.

B) I don't actually think voting for Starmer last year makes you a "raging Starmerite", seeing as some people in this thread did vote for him. Like, his campaign was based on lying about where he stood on just about every policy. I was just curious.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Feb 26, 2021

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