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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Man, folks say patrick stewart aged well, but robert picardo looks exactly the same after 25 years

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

flavor.flv posted:

Man, folks say patrick stewart aged well, but robert picardo looks exactly the same after 25 years

Duh he's a hologram

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Therapist: any random thing you pull off imgur can't hurt you

Random thing I pulled off imgur:

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

What the gently caress. If this was from 1999 I wouldn't bat an eye, but this was from 2009?! The gently caress is this?



Meme tax:





mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

pseudorandom posted:

What the gently caress. If this was from 1999 I wouldn't bat an eye, but this was from 2009?! The gently caress is this?
The "flyover country" in the US is infamous for operating on a culture delay.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Hellblazer187 posted:

Here's another meme I made based on my personal experience of being a very old nerd.




BonHair posted:

Just play a deck with no nonland permanents

It me, the guy trying to trigger people with lands in front but they don't even realize it because I'm playing Pauper Burn and haven't drawn one of my 4 creature cards.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Weebs, famously extremely into the tea ceremony

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




I only saw the dub over of it but I never imagined "GARUGAMESH" would be in the original, goddamn

Also, if anyone could find the dub that I'm talking about it would be much appreciated

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


Jabberlock posted:

I only saw the dub over of it but I never imagined "GARUGAMESH" would be in the original, goddamn

Also, if anyone could find the dub that I'm talking about it would be much appreciated

Content warning: It was like 2009 4chan, so homophobic slurs and joking about developmental disorders.

:nws::nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T9--u_VeRo

:nws::nws:

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

FFT posted:

I started playing when Ice Age came out and always played with my lands closer to me, so mileage may vary

Yeah, I played most often roughly from Beta to Fallen Empires and putting your lands in front would have been a weirdo move in my circles.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
I used to play cards upside down so my opponent could read them better (and turn them around after).

And then I (and everyone else) just automatically memorized the cards.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Goa Tse-tung posted:

I used to play cards upside down so my opponent could read them better (and turn them around after).

And then I (and everyone else) just automagically memorized the cards.

FTFY :sun:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Timestamped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlbPXZEpRE&t=148s

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


we played land up front so it was harder to loving cheat lol

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

BonHair posted:

That's clearly the Palestinian Liberation Organisation's Immigration and Customs Enforcement.




edit: also I played mtg in the nineties and lands were never in front, you crazy freaks

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Beeswax posted:

edit: also I played mtg in the nineties and lands were never in front, you crazy freaks

Apparently in professional play, it was creatures out front pretty early on (I just looked at some footage from the 96 world championships). But in magazines and the earliest official rulebooks, it was lands out front. Check out this magic puzzle from The Duelist. There are several reddit threads about this - apparently it was a regional thing. Remember in the 1990s we weren't nearly as online so regional variations of things could exist.


Edit: Apparently it was all over the place in 1994. I don't have the time to watch this all the way through but skipping around you see a lot of lands in front here.

Also black lotus being played without a sleeve lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l0U13vCZ4U

Hellblazer187 has a new favorite as of 14:13 on Feb 26, 2021

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

I'm in this post and I don't like it etc.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://twitter.com/i/status/1363179550792970242

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I didn't start playing until '99, but it was always lands on the left, creatures on the right like god intended, what is all this front and back nonsense :confused:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
we always played clan in the front, fellows on the left, hoods on the right, punks in the back

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


https://twitter.com/DeathByMediaMan/status/1352796578361139201

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lost it at the URL at the end, that's some ENDUT! HOCH HECH! right there

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Friends,

I have tessellated Loss

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug

burexas.irom posted:

Friends,

I have tessellated Loss



You have poisoned our reality by intersecting it with this dimension. Go print this as a fabric and become the next LV

Seriously, though, what does this hieroglyph mean to you beyond making eternal fun of the worst web comic ever put to 4 panels? If the answer is still nothing, I'm ok with that.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

burexas.irom posted:

Friends,

I have tessellated Loss


Don't worry. It's still only expanding infinitely in two dimensions.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

burexas.irom posted:

Friends,

I have tessellated Loss



you have done what must be done

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Don't worry. It's still only expanding infinitely in two dimensions.

that means we can't move past it!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



burexas.irom posted:

Friends,

I have tessellated Loss



Is it weird to really want this on a blanket or even a carpet?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Empty Sandwich posted:

that means we can't move past it!
Our brains can never heal, we know.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

Hellblazer187 posted:

Here's another meme I made based on my personal experience of being a very old nerd.


OK, this is from a couple of pages ago, but I have to respond. I've been playing M:tG since Arabian Nights, and I have never, ever seen anyone play with lands in the front. That makes no goddamn sense.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Thump! posted:

Is it weird to really want this on a blanket or even a carpet?

BRB, updating my redbubble store

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Hellblazer187 posted:

Apparently in professional play, it was creatures out front pretty early on (I just looked at some footage from the 96 world championships). But in magazines and the earliest official rulebooks, it was lands out front. Check out this magic puzzle from The Duelist. There are several reddit threads about this - apparently it was a regional thing. Remember in the 1990s we weren't nearly as online so regional variations of things could exist.


Edit: Apparently it was all over the place in 1994. I don't have the time to watch this all the way through but skipping around you see a lot of lands in front here.

Also black lotus being played without a sleeve lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l0U13vCZ4U

is there an MTG thread? I used to play 20 years ago and know I would like to know more

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Wow, very cool twitter account. I'm getting major Zack Parsons vibes.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

burexas.irom posted:

Friends,

I have tessellated Loss



Kubrick would have approved.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

burexas.irom posted:

Friends,

I have tessellated Loss



My god, it's full of stars

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Glottis posted:

is there an MTG thread? I used to play 20 years ago and know I would like to know more

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3897251 is the main thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3897805 is the thread for Arena, the free to play CCG version. It mostly just has cards from the last couple years

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Tap all land for 2U and 2R. Cast Flight (1U) on the Keldon Warlord, then use 1R to activate the crystal rod so now you're at 4 life.
Tap the Orcish Artillery to deal 2 damage to the Sengir Vampire so he is 3 toughness left (normally 4/4, Unholy Strength makes him 6/5, we have to assume he has no +1/+1 counters from his ability.)

You get dealt 3 damage from the artillery, leaving you at 1.

Use the remaining 1R to cast Lightning Bolt on the Sengir Vampire, killing him.

Use the remaining 1U to cast Merfolk of the Pearl Trident.

Attack with the the the Kheldon Warlord, who is now flying and cannot be blocked, who is 6/6 (He is */* where * is the total number of creatures you have on the battlefield, which is 6...Keldon Warlord himself, Merfolk, Oricish Artillery, Clone, Hill Giant, and Sea Serpent.)

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Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

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