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hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Tip posted:

I finally made a Twitter

im sorry for your loss

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



hbag posted:

im sorry for your loss

I'm on the cutting edge of 2006.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

hbag posted:

boy oh boy did i stumble across an image MPP may or may not be interested in

actually they might hate it its really a 50/50

I’m going to assume that because you did not post it outright, it is intensely lewd.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Meme Poker Party posted:

I’m going to assume that because you did not post it outright, it is intensely lewd.

yea

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

lol well look man, you're either posting it or you ain't. You're acting like a middle schooler who got his hands on dad's Playboy. If you are afraid of the terrible consequences or starting a forums riot (or it's straight up against the rules), then tag+link it, PM it, or forget about it, whichever you please.

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Feb 28, 2021

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Posting here now because I am about to get a BYOB probe, and the new BYOB probe image is just so :discourse: that it needs to be seen.

OK so the new BYOB probe image is attached to the BYOB subforum itself, not to probations issued in BYOB. But I will post the image here for the edification of this thread and those who post within it:

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
yo i heard there was some intense lewdness being held back from the thread?? Is this true????

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Jakabite posted:

yo i heard there was some intense lewdness being held back from the thread?? Is this true????

No imagery has been forthcoming, so I must assume it was so shocking and depraved that hbag feared it would cross a bridge from which we could never go back.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

No imagery has been forthcoming, so I must assume it was so shocking and depraved that hbag feared it would cross a bridge from which we could never go back.

hbag is in the process of being chain probed by the FYADs, so we may to wait a while to find out.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cockflesh

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
cum

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Wtf....

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

hbag is in the process of being chain probed by the FYADs, so we may to wait a while to find out.

Again???

lol

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

I'm sorry I was lying. a witch sucked all the cum out of me and now I can't use magick any more.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Aardvark! posted:

I'm sorry I was lying. a witch sucked all the cum out of me and now I can't use magick any more.

She can't keep getting away with this!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Aardvark! posted:

I'm sorry I was lying. a witch sucked all the cum out of me and now I can't use magick any more.

Round these parts they call me Dumpfucker on account that I got dumps like a truck and gently caress those dumps.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Aardvark! posted:

I'm sorry I was lying. a witch sucked all the cum out of me and now I can't use magick any more.

Drink a potion...

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Drink a potion...

I wish. A troll drank all my piss so I can't brew potions any more either

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I wish a witch would suck all the cum out of me :unsmith:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I wish a witch would suck all the cum out of me :unsmith:

You say this and yet you use the anus of anyone nearby to suck the cum from your dingus pit

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I wish a witch would suck all the cum out of me :unsmith:

One thing I DON'T like is when David Spade keeps breaking into my house and doing this to me

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Don't hate the player, hate the game.

I'll drop by your place a little after 6 btw

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Don't pee before then plz

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Aardvark! posted:

I wish. A troll drank all my piss so I can't brew potions any more either

Oh. So if I get emptied of all my piss and cum, will that make me watch Moana too?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Troll pole enter my bung hole

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Troll pole enter my bung hole

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Oh. So if I get emptied of all my piss and cum, will that make me watch Moana too?

that will depend on the company that provides your fluid extraction team. maybe ask in the megathread

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
happy SHITPOST SUNDAY gbs i have to go get drunk and play dungeons and dragons now

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Aardvark! posted:

happy SHITPOST SUNDAY gbs i have to go get drunk and play dungeons and dragons now

Dont forget to order some pigskin

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Aardvark! posted:

happy SHITPOST SUNDAY gbs i have to go get drunk and play dungeons and dragons now

I want to drink and play some D&D. : (

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm being tortured to death as Axel F plays

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Internetjack posted:

I want to drink and play some D&D. : (

How'd you get that star next ur name

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Meme Poker Party posted:

No imagery has been forthcoming, so I must assume it was so shocking and depraved that hbag feared it would cross a bridge from which we could never go back.

nah

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/5pnSt58.png :nws:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

:eyepop:

You know it's kind of refreshing for someone to @ horny me with something other than a snake/lizard, which is what I was expecting. The humungous dick and balls aren't my kind of thing, but overall I'd say she's a quality oni punk.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I have been given executive permission to post a dick pic when this thread reaches page 50

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

very cool penis woman

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Jakabite posted:

How'd you get that star next ur name

Erm, I think it was from the spine-fund thread a while back. Yeah.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Hell Yeah posted:

very cool penis woman

They are called futanari, you uncultured swine.

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hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Meme Poker Party posted:

They are called futanari, you uncultured swine.

incorrect
a futanari has a penis and vagina but no balls
this woman appears to have a schlong, balls, and no vajayjay
therefore she is just a woman with a dick (or "dickgirl" if you wanna go down that road)

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