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What's freaky is having a google home.
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Mar 1, 2021 07:29
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Glottis posted:this video triggered my Google Home, which answered it exactly the same at the exact same time except in an American accent. Freaky. You know what it triggered? The pedant in me, because that's not Alexa!
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Mar 1, 2021 08:55
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Mar 1, 2021 10:39
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Mar 1, 2021 11:14
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mobby_6kl posted:You know what it triggered? The pedant in me, because that's not Alexa! Alexa is the generic name for a listening device in your home. Just like how I use altavista to google stuff. Or use my Nilfisk hoover.
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Mar 1, 2021 11:35
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Don't forget your doona
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Mar 1, 2021 11:43
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BonHair posted:Alexa is the generic name for a listening device in your home. Just like how I use altavista to google stuff. Or use my Nilfisk hoover. it's more similar to your parents calling everything a nintendo
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Mar 1, 2021 11:52
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Sereri posted:it's more similar to your parents calling everything an Intendo
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Mar 1, 2021 13:17
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Sereri posted:it's more similar to your parents calling everything a nintendo In spain is either nintendo or "play" (playstation). My parents used to call gameboy everything from a Mega Drive to the SNES or even whatever PC game I played back in the days.
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Mar 1, 2021 13:26
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Anyway I'm more alarmed at the Google thing sourcing its vast human knowledge from Quora of all things
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Mar 1, 2021 13:36
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Mar 1, 2021 13:52
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Guillermus posted:In spain is either nintendo or "play" (playstation). My dad used to play Double Dragon II with me on the NES and I believe that for him, the development of video games stopped right there. I wish I could live in the same world as him.
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Mar 1, 2021 13:59
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BonHair posted:Alexa is the generic name for a listening device in your home. Just like how I use altavista to google stuff. Or use my Nilfisk hoover. *watching The Conversation with the grandkids* See that, back in OUR day the Alexas had a real live person on the other end, not just some robot. *grandkids roll eyes, drop out of Zoom meeting*
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Mar 1, 2021 14:08
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I like to imagine that sometime in the near future, Amazon discontinues Alexa. Then decades go by and and millennials in old folks homes with dementia start confusing the staff everywhere when they start asking someone named "Alexa" the time, random questions, and to play songs.
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Mar 1, 2021 14:15
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Does this conflict involve the Shrek plush somehow?
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Mar 1, 2021 14:29
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Detective No. 27 posted:I like to imagine that sometime in the near future, Amazon discontinues Alexa. Then decades go by and and millennials in old folks homes with dementia start confusing the staff everywhere when they start asking someone named "Alexa" the time, random questions, and to play songs. after the collapse people pray to The Alexa at the ritual fires they keep in their huts\caves. they forage in the ruins of the cities for credit cards to offer up to The Alexa in exchange for small gifts or song lyrics.
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Mar 1, 2021 14:32
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Golden Dragon posted:Does this conflict involve the Shrek plush somehow? That's all her past lives, waiting for her to have a moment of uncertainty and call on them for advice (this does not happen)
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Mar 1, 2021 14:48
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Heath posted:Never have, never will And one of my favourite drinks is a martini with two or three jumbo blue cheese-stuffed olives.
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Mar 1, 2021 15:06
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Everything changed when my pussy attacked. Edit: Wait, my pussy is obviously a water bender. My back attacked? CPColin has a new favorite as of 16:59 on Mar 1, 2021 |
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Mar 1, 2021 16:07
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I once bought a bigass plastic container of unpitted red Cerignola olives (like a gallon or so densely packed in brine, like 4 liters of gigantic olives in brine) from a restaurant supply store. Just for me. 160-180 of the biggest and best (well, dyed tho) olives for like  Tastiest two weeks of my life imo stringless has a new favorite as of 16:11 on Mar 1, 2021 |
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Mar 1, 2021 16:08
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Mar 1, 2021 16:52
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Mar 1, 2021 17:02
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Mar 1, 2021 17:09
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Same, but with "Dad was proud/He didn't know how"
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Mar 1, 2021 17:19
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frankenfreak posted:Same, but with "Dad was proud/He didn't know how" God loving drat it...
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Mar 1, 2021 17:21
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frankenfreak posted:Same, but with "Dad was proud/He didn't know how" Didn't care how Also lol
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Mar 1, 2021 17:53
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burexas.irom has a new favorite as of 18:08 on Mar 1, 2021 |
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Mar 1, 2021 17:57
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Just this morning I was wondering whether someone had made a loss Caryll rune. Now I'm kinda worried that I might have brought it into existence using mind powers.
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Mar 1, 2021 18:31
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 (I saw something like that appended to an imgur dump of ADHD memes a couple months ago, and I'd just like to thank the recent imgur dumps of ADHD memes for making me go "hey wait a minute this all sounds way too familiar")
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Mar 1, 2021 18:46
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Mar 1, 2021 19:06
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Phy posted:
I've got an initial ADHD assessment due shortly. I've been waiting for it for over a year, and I've only just realised what the flip side of my "oh shut up stop making a fuss and trying to pathologise normal things that everyone does" response to ADHD memes might imply.
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Mar 1, 2021 19:06
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https://twitter.com/420degree/status/1364720723336568832?s=20
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Mar 1, 2021 19:06
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Phy posted:
Memes about ADHD make me absolutely convinced that I have ADHD, but I still don't get checked or anything because the people posting them often are people who've done something with their lives despite untreated ADHD and I figure I must actually just be stupid. Anyway, that meme is me and DS9 if I get even slightly drunk.
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Mar 1, 2021 19:08
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this is how the carts work on the Genesis, so
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Mar 1, 2021 19:16
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Flint_Paper posted:I've got an initial ADHD assessment due shortly. I've been waiting for it for over a year, and I've only just realised what the flip side of my "oh shut up stop making a fuss and trying to pathologise normal things that everyone does" response to ADHD memes might imply. I had a adhd diagnosis all my life, but it turns out long term symptoms of trauma can be almost identical (and respond to adhd meds in childhood)!
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Mar 1, 2021 19:23
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CPColin posted:Everything changed when my pussy attacked.
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Mar 1, 2021 20:56
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Splicer posted:Well crack is obviously wind. Which gets inflamed more, your back or your neck? It's that one. "backbone" implies strength, so that's earth.
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Mar 1, 2021 21:00
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SpacePig posted:
I've actually met a surprising number of cool people this way
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Mar 1, 2021 21:06
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Biplane posted:What's freaky is having a google home. my apartment would terrify you
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Mar 1, 2021 21:10
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Glottis posted:my apartment would terrify you Is that an invitation
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Mar 1, 2021 21:39
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