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Detective No. 27

So...

I bought ButtTheShitmanFart his account and have made him aware of this thread.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 17:42

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# ? May 23, 2024 08:45

Escape From Noise

BYOB is finally getting deleted!

# ? Mar 2, 2021 17:48

nut

Detective No. 27 posted:

So...

I bought ButtTheShitmanFart his account and have made him aware of this thread.

👀💦💦

# ? Mar 2, 2021 18:48

Detective No. 27

He's at work right now.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 19:16

nut

how does my hair look?

# ? Mar 2, 2021 19:17

Trying

shartshooter imminent :siren:

# ? Mar 2, 2021 19:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Detective No. 27 posted:

He's at work right now.

I trust this detective's honesty

# ? Mar 2, 2021 20:26

Twenty Four

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Gathering all the new yobbers into this thread like Hercule Poirot...

hbag, you say that you have been accused of being permabanned user Seraph84. But is it possible that you yourself invented these accusations to distract from the fact that you are indeed a different rereg? Namely ButtTheShitmanFart? Perhaps...

And Gramps you claim that prior to February 2021 you had not posted in Something Awful for years. Could it be that your last prior post was on December 25, 2019 D&D under the name ButtTheShitmanFart? Perhaps...

Next we have fps_nug, a brand new reg, without so much as an av or gang tag. Could it be that you are cloaking yourself in faux-anonymity to avoid the incredible pressure that you would be under if you were to post in BYOB under your true name, that of ButtTheShitmanFart? Also perhaps...

I pondered long and hard before I realized that I overlooked one crucial clue that would solve this mystery once and for all-

*Thunder crashes and the thread goes dark*

# ? Mar 2, 2021 20:36

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I've been waiting...65 years...

# ? Mar 2, 2021 20:40

Jinh

nut posted:

👀💦💦

# ? Mar 2, 2021 20:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

he will post. today

# ? Mar 2, 2021 20:49

Trying

bestill my fragile heart
is the shitman to fart?

# ? Mar 2, 2021 20:57

Detective No. 27

I would have seen this thread pretty much as soon as it was posted and told him about it if I browsed BYOB. Saw this today by total accident. Didn't even know there was an ad bought at one point because I mostly browse on mobile.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:05

Twenty Four

BTSMF is lurking RIGHT NOW!

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:15

Trying

Twenty Four posted:

BTSMF is lurking RIGHT NOW!

its true

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:17

Twenty Four

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:18

Trying

TAKE MY ENERGY BUTTMAN ༼ つ ))つ

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:20

ButtTheShitmanFart: The worst that is, the worst that was, and the worst that ever will be.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:31

Trying

ButtTheShitmanFart posted:

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:32

Twenty Four

ButtTheShitmanFart posted:

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

ButtTheShitmanFart posted:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:33

Twenty Four

close byob, we did it

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

and it only took 32 pages

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:34

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

ButtTheShitmanFart posted:

holy poo poo

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:36

nut

ButtTheShitmanFart posted:

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:38

nut

i cant believe it

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:38

Trying

I feel like Herzog after he got the boat over the mountain. Numb, unemotional, but the task is complete

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:38

vanisher

ButtTheShitmanFart posted:

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:39

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop