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Big Mean Jerk posted:That dumb rear end in a top hat really is trying to kill us all, huh Look man he's just trying to finish fourth in Iowa in '24 ok, if he's gotta kill a few thousand more Texans to do it, we should let him.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:That dumb rear end in a top hat really is trying to kill us all, huh It's an excellent way to reduce the ratio of poor citizens to rich citizens ! And also the ratio of humans : planet!
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Do you start to evangelize the greatness of Microsoft products immediately after the first vaccine or do you have to wait a few weeks after the 2nd dose?
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Mar 2, 2021 21:51
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(strolling into CVS) yes i'm 90 years old, obese and pregnant, and no i will NOT be taking questions.
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Mar 2, 2021 21:52
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I heard Jesus comes to you in a dream and tells you how disappointed he is you won’t get to join him for the rapture party
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Mar 2, 2021 21:53
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https://twitter.com/alexradow/status/1366851757230424071 Man we're having a rough couple of weeks
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Mar 2, 2021 21:54
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Motherfuck Abbott.
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Mar 2, 2021 21:55
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JJ do the needful and give Abbott the Mac & Me treatment
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/alexradow/status/1366851757230424071 Is JJ Watt a Florida Man yet
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Mar 2, 2021 21:56
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lmao everyone in the 30-person small DFW company I work at is on Slack right now collectively planning to lie to get their vaccine, because of this news. I wonder if vaccines are about to get even harder to find now, because of dumbass greg.
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smoobles posted:lmao everyone in the 30-person small DFW company I work at is on Slack right now collectively planning to lie to get their vaccine, because of this news. Bet on it
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smoobles posted:lmao everyone in the 30-person small DFW company I work at is on Slack right now collectively planning to lie to get their vaccine, because of this news. we're gonna run out so loving fast
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smoobles posted:lmao everyone in the 30-person small DFW company I work at is on Slack right now collectively planning to lie to get their vaccine, because of this news. With respect to vaccines do we know how much of Texas has been vaccinated yet? I sorta assumed an uphill battle regardless of this news. I thought louisiana was bad but I guess money brings its own problems.
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loving hell Greg, I guess we didn't run out of Gasoline in the winter storm because he found a shitload to pour on top of this dumpster fire
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syntaxrigger posted:With respect to vaccines do we know how much of Texas has been vaccinated yet? I sorta assumed an uphill battle regardless of this news. I thought louisiana was bad but I guess money brings its own problems. https://twitter.com/TumaTime/status/1366839725353558027
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Guys they absolutely do not check anything at vaccination events or in the pharmacies that have it. If you are chubby at all, you're obese. If you're not, you have asthma.
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Mar 2, 2021 22:04
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I mentioned in the Austin thread that this is what DSHS says about 1b:quote:People 16 years of age and older with at least one chronic medical condition that puts Note the bolded part, the list of conditions is open ended. If you have any sort of condition that could put you at risk if you got Covid, you are not technically lying. Not like it matters anyway. We're at the "everyone for themselves!" stage of this sinking ship so grab a spot on any lifeboat you can.
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Mar 2, 2021 22:04
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I think I'm just going to stay inside for... *sigh* Another year.... God
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Mar 2, 2021 22:05
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I love being in a people facing job in the middle of a pandemic as it is. Now more than just the 1 in 10 guests will be maskless. And I have asthma
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"I just killed an incredible amount of Americans, cementing my spot in the GOP primary"
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Mar 2, 2021 22:08
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I think I'll uh, keep the mask on, thanks
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Mar 2, 2021 22:08
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I wonder if pharmacies will accept me bringing my baby along and saying I’m 15 months pregnant and a medicinal miracle of a man.
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jokes posted:"I just killed an incredible amount of Americans, cementing my spot in the GOP primary" dying wheezing so Abbot can get 4th in Iowa and quietly drop out of the race
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Mar 2, 2021 22:11
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https://twitter.com/JakeAnbinder/status/1366854522275057666 I kinda feel/hope this is true. There was like zero enforcement of any of these rules and I think people are going to keep on acting the way they've been acting. It's just a stupid gamble since we are like, six weeks maybe from this being fine. https://twitter.com/LinaHidalgoTX/status/1366856491282681862 This is also true.
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Mar 2, 2021 22:16
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In some photos Abbott looks like Dan Patrick and George W. Bush had a baby.
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Mar 2, 2021 22:31
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The depravity, the sheer EVIL of those monsters is infuriating. If only it were remotely feasible to shut down air traffic leaving Texas and to seal all the borders, so that absolutely no one could leave. But it's probably not.
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Mar 2, 2021 22:31
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https://twitter.com/steffdaz/status/1366863148179886084 We are thiiiiiis close
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Mar 2, 2021 22:33
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I am no longer apprehensive about the potential move out of state next year and am wishing it would happen much sooner. Mind you my apprehension was mainly not liking change. Chaaaaange bad. Looking for new employment baaaaad.
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Mar 2, 2021 22:35
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I just took a new position that will let me WFH, just gotta make it a couple more months
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I'm going to die here, I just hope it's 60 years and not 60 days hence. https://twitter.com/SylvesterTurner/status/1366862338184339467 It's because he's running for president Sly zoux fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Mar 2, 2021 |
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Mar 2, 2021 22:37
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words honestly cannot express how loving livid i am right now lmfao. gently caress you greg
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Mar 2, 2021 22:37
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I’m just glad my folks have impeccable timing and were already scheduled to get their vaccs tomorrow. RIP to my friends who work in retail though, and also me possibly
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Incredibly happy that my procrastinating grandparents finally got their first dose. As for the rest of my family/friends who don't work in medicine lol, just lol this loving sucks.
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Anyone know where in DFW I can go to lie for my vaccine to get it quickly?
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Gin_Rummy posted:Anyone know where in DFW I can go to lie for my vaccine to get it quickly? I've seen people just hanging out at the hospital lol
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Gin_Rummy posted:Anyone know where in DFW I can go to lie for my vaccine to get it quickly? This is for Houston, but is good for links to any of the statewide chains that could have it. I was able to sign up this morning for one, but things fill up fast and you have to check often to find something open. https://publichealth.harriscountytx.gov/Resources/2019-Novel-Coronavirus/COVID-19-Vaccine-Information/Local-COVID-19-Vaccine-Providers
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