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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
e: wrong thread lol

Son of Thunderbeast has issued a correction as of 19:01 on Mar 1, 2021

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

mrmcd posted:

She's a loser, and the Republican death cult hates nothing more than a loser.

the advanced technique of "just pretend you didn't lose" hadn't been invented yet

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered hillary lost lol

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/808045818024497157?s=20

lol didn't see this update before

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/967078248692748288?s=20

moist turtleneck has issued a correction as of 18:42 on Mar 1, 2021

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Feldegast42 posted:

In a nation that's chuddier than ever, Sarah Palin is still a pariah in it

She didn't even get a second season of her reality show.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered hillary lost lol

Lost in 2008
Lost in 2016
Wasn't allowed to run 2020

Don't worry kid, you're just done, that's all.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




he may nut divide us but she's sure gonna divide some nuts

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/kennytmeb/status/1365801500040065026?s=20

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

MikeCrotch posted:

Lost in 2008
Lost in 2016
Wasn't allowed to run 2020

Don't worry kid, you're just done, that's all.

Reminds me of during the leadup of the primary when someone from clintonworld would put up an article every two weeks about how Hillary is all ready to go and literally everyone else, even former :shillary: acolytes, would tell her to gently caress off

It helped that her cultists moved on to Kamala. Well short term, at least

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Cornel West babysat Pete Buttigieg.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Animal-Mother posted:

Cornel West babysat Pete Buttigieg.

and then made an anti-endorsement video where he basically said "pete is like family to me but hell no I wouldn't vote for that neoliberal empty suit"

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Buttigieg's "situationally aware" eating

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Dinesh,

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Reporter asking Jeb if he had any personal friends; Jeb producing a list of supposed friends; those names ended up being business associates who don't consider themselves Jeb's friends.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

People asking who Via Getty was after the photos from the failed coup or insurrection whatever you prefer.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Pepe Sylvia

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he's a weepy drunk

:boehner:

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
every single blue checkmark on twitter coming together to suddenly gush about how cool Andrew Cuomo was last year

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

I imagine Ben Garrison's Funko Pop wall is just these

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

appropriate that she's doing the tory power stance

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

DoubleDonut posted:

every single blue checkmark on twitter coming together to suddenly gush about how cool Andrew Cuomo was last year

Are you saying he's not??? :mad: more like andrew COOLmo afaik :colbert:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Cerebral Bore posted:

appropriate that she's doing the tory power stance

Barry Obama giving Davey Cameron the cold shoulder after Dave hosed up the Syria vote

Minion of Freya
Jan 2, 2017

The story about the rookie cop who was patrolling a stairwell in a housing project with his gun out and cocked, held in front of him like he's in a Doom level. Saw a door open and killed some guy who was- get this- trying to use the stairs. His girlfriend was pulled in front of the press to say how she forgave the cops and it was an easy mistake to make please don't evict me from low income housing

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


1 year ago today..........

https://twitter.com/neekolul/status/1234601269127458817

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


This is when everything went wrong

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Her losing something like two thirds of her twitter followers a week after this when she posted a picture with her boyfriend.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


:kimchi:

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Hand Knit posted:

Her losing something like two thirds of her twitter followers a week after this when she posted a picture with her boyfriend.

https://twitter.com/KanjirouX/status/1356695051917795329?s=20

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol remember when we shipped billions of dollars as pallets of cash to iraq which "disappeared"

Laterite posted:

that airstrike we did on isis where you can see the dollar bills and coins flying everywhere

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Gonna be fun remembering that time neera tanden ate poo poo in a few weeks

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

where is this footage because lmao

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

where is this footage because lmao

U.S. airstrike on ISIS cash depot sends money into air - CNN Video

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

:tenbux::hellyeah:

Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KbjYN7-9aE

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Dennis Skinner called David Cameron 'dodgy dave' and had to do a formal apology

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Minion of Freya posted:

The story about the rookie cop who was patrolling a stairwell in a housing project with his gun out and cocked, held in front of him like he's in a Doom level. Saw a door open and killed some guy who was- get this- trying to use the stairs. His girlfriend was pulled in front of the press to say how she forgave the cops and it was an easy mistake to make please don't evict me from low income housing

he was actually fired from the force too! hint: he wasn’t white

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
lol remember the ron paul game kickstarter

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1339254269/ron-paul-road-to-revolution

lol

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
each backer paid $40 to maybe get a ron Paul beat em up

speaking of which, Rand Paul got trucked by his neighbor over an errant wood pile and had to go to intensive care for rib and lung damage.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

and when everyone started laughing about it his wife went to the media and said it was not funny, every single breath gave him great pain, which made us all laugh harder

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Tesseraction posted:

and when everyone started laughing about it his wife went to the media and said it was not funny, every single breath gave him great pain, which made us all laugh harder

I bet she didn’t like the suggestion that he stop breathing, either. some people just can’t be pleased

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