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DeadFatDuckFat posted:You wouldn't poach a dog... I might! Dogs can't even eat wood good.
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honestly you'd be better off braising it
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Well duh. Downloading crabs is like eating potato chips. You can have just A chip, whole bag or nothing
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https://twitter.com/DwarfFortBugs/status/1359149151544573958 e: https://twitter.com/DwarfFortBugs/status/1340803265064275970 https://twitter.com/DwarfFortBugs/status/1338991326768074756 SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Mar 3, 2021 |
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Mar 3, 2021 01:46
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HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY POOPCHAMBER
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Mar 3, 2021 01:49
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a cramb who poop in he own butt, a shameful cranb
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Who was the first crab to crawl in a shell and think "aw hell yeah this is the poo poo"
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I;m thinking about thos Crebs
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Can I get a yee-claw??
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Xenomrph posted:Can I get a yee-claw?? Hallelu...yee-claw
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Xenomrph posted:Can I get a yee-claw?? yee-claw
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¡,Madre de Dios!
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idgi, were they thinking crabs dont die, or pondering if they have immortal souls
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ShredsYouSay posted:idgi, were they thinking crabs dont die, or pondering if they have immortal souls Seems like a dumb question once you toss em in the pot.
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Stoner Sloth posted:
Do these count?     MinutePirateBug fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Mar 4, 2021 |
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Mar 4, 2021 16:10
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MinutePirateBug posted:Do these count? Many naysayers will tell you otherwise but these are pretty rad to me, I used to go and look for them when I was a kid. Also just a friendly suggestion but might want to spoiler those - I think spiders are neat but there are quite a few arachnaphobes around.
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Mar 4, 2021 16:29
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Those are clearly bird poops, my friend.
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The last one is an ewok
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Stoner Sloth posted:
Surely there’s a lovely compound German word for this?
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:Surely there’s a lovely compound German word for this? In a coincidence where Google translate came up with the exact comedy word I was thinking of, krabbenscheiße 
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Captain Hygiene posted:In a coincidence where Google translate came up with the exact comedy word I was thinking of, krabbenscheiße lmao i was gonna go with scheißekrabben  though I guess that would be poo poo crab instead of crab poo poo since seems like an insult because there are no poo poo crabs
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low key sex master posted:lmao i was gonna go with scheißekrabben  All Crabs Are Beautiful
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Free the crab!
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bill posters is innocent
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Mar 6, 2021 19:25
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False Crabs are well known to never commit crimes
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Mar 6, 2021 19:34
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low key sex master posted:False What about that one crab that was caught in the act eating frozen gas? That loving sicko. Makes me puke.
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Mar 6, 2021 20:43
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Feelin good ain’t a crime, duuuuude. Even the knife crabs were just defending themselves.
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What crab do you think makes the best pet? My criteria are size, shape, color, and most importantly snip-snopitude.
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the last one doesn't make any sense so i'd have to say genital crabs
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For me it comes down to whether they carry around a poopchamber or just scuttle around popping everywhere like a slob
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the last one doesn't make any sense are you a snip-snop truther :tinfoilcrab: chitin claws can't melt frozen gas
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snip-snopitude is incredibly important  https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qirqu0EkXf1w0m9b7.mp4
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