[Podcasts] this is the psychosis vomit thread

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Algund Eenboom posted:

If anybody was wondering whats going on in the "cum town" thread

yeah it's a good thread

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TheSlutPit: Dec 26, 2009

quote:

We�re joined by authors and educators Aaron Leonard and Connor Gallagher, coauthors of Heavy Radicals, A Threat of the First Magnitude, and the Folksinger and the Bureau. We take a closer examination on the assassination of Fred Hampton, operational differences between the FBI & the police, and what we can learn from it.

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Gorn Myson: Aug 8, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yeah it's a good thread

Its absolutely going to get closed, even though it owns. Because it owns.

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Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Can't post for 5 hours!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yeah it's a good thread

I love that that's David Krumholtz on the right.

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Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i say swears online posted:

good god the people who post in this forum are too stupid to live sometimes

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Farm Frenzy: Jan 3, 2007

the one phiz mod threatened to gas the cum town thread a few weeks ago bc its too epic and it gets more posts than the rest ofthe forum combined

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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Larry Parrish posted:

good god the people who post in this forum are too stupid to live sometimes

to be fair to goons, people who post on the internet are too stupid to live

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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018; Can't post for 5 hours!

Xaris posted:

to be fair to goons, people who post on the internet are too stupid to live

Woke segregation rules

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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tfw goons are all unironic woke The Great Reset libs talking about it's actually eco-friendly to own nothing and rent everything from LGTBQ-friendly multinational megacorps

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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AnimeIsTrash posted:

Woke segregation rules

Wypipo must atone for their sins of privilege and segregate themselves for the greater good imo

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some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Greg Legg posted:

I listened to that PMC episode and I can't help but feel sometimes the chapo folks treat "the working class" the same way Liu was saying New Zealanders treat Maori people.

extremely badly?

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Xaris posted:

Wypipo must atone for their sins of privilege and segregate themselves for the greater good imo

wait then how am i supposed to miscegenate away my bloodline's whiteness

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Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Farm Frenzy posted:

the podcast child has drawn you into her dark prison of ideology. youwill never escape

get me out of this wack rear end crystal podcast

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

some plague rats posted:

extremely badly?

imagining matt have a meltdown over a wrongly cooked steak at a ruth's chris

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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018; Can't post for 5 hours!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

wait then how am i supposed to miscegenate away my bloodline's whiteness

Imo kick out the Italians and bring in everyone who isn't italian. That way it can be whites vs the italians.

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Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

i say swears online posted:

imagining matt have a meltdown over a wrongly cooked steak at a ruth's chris

This would result in an officer involved shooting

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i say swears online posted:

a wrongly cooked steak at a ruth's chris

impossible

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Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

wait then how am i supposed to miscegenate away my bloodline's whiteness

actually as that totally not brain-damaged Netflix series Ginny n� Georgia demonstrates, not even multiracial children can escape being white devils

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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018; Can't post for 5 hours!

Xaris posted:

Wypipo must atone for their sins of privilege and segregate themselves for the greater good imo

Robin DiAngeloing yourself and making every poc feel uncomfortable around you is a great bit.

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some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

i say swears online posted:

imagining matt have a meltdown over a wrongly cooked steak at a ruth's chris

I googled ruth's chris and it definitely looks like a place where at any given time of day a midwestern oaf is being tazed by the police for hollering about the medium rare

# ? Mar 5, 2021 06:36

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Xaris posted:

Wypipo must atone for their sins of privilege and segregate themselves for the greater good imo

is this better or worse than saying the JSPON needs to disperse the amerikan proletariat

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Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

drat, this place offers osso buco as an appetizer? wow

edit: this place calls their vodka martinis "martinis" :argh:

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018; Can't post for 5 hours!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Good on Stav for supporting POCs.

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Shipon: Nov 7, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no wonder the subreddit ended up hating him

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Shipon posted:

no wonder the subreddit ended up hating him

they were convinced he was a pedophile lol

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gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

The latest episode of "Michael and Us" talks about the 1999 film "Election" with Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon.

I liked their take on it and I'd encourage people to listen, which is why I'm posting about it here, but also the pod made me recall that Broderick's character tried to sabotage the election by pocketing two ballots that would have put Witherspoon over the top, and I made a connection that I've only very recently come to in that there's this strong impulse for liberals to turn anti-democratic as soon as the person that they think is "undeserving" to win, is about to, or has won, an election.

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Shipon posted:

no wonder the subreddit ended up hating him

the sub was a bunch of clinger-on people thinking themselves of as being nick clones/wanna-be-by-proxy which is extremely funny

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Farm Frenzy: Jan 3, 2007

it would be very funny to heckle-ask him about that at a live show. rip

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Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Xaris posted:

the sub was a bunch of clinger-on people thinking themselves of as being nick clones/wanna-be-by-proxy which is extremely funny

my new and refreshing take on the Hitler impersonators thread, "The Adam Friedland Auditions"

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Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Stav's forfeited his bernard brother status.

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gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/maxlimpag/status/1367714254778814471

I wonder if you could use this to transcribe podcasts

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Victory Position posted:

my new and refreshing take on the Hitler impersonators thread, "The Adam Friedland Auditions"

a shiny red ball comes rolling into the alley where they wait their turn. a girl comes chasing after, pigtails flying in the california breeze. "rosie!" a voice shouts urgently. "leave it! get away from those men!"

her mother glares at them all leaning up against the wall as they are. how dare you be adam.

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/maxlimpag/status/1367714254778814471

I wonder if you could use this to transcribe podcasts

maybe. i haven't found much audio->text poo poo to be good without a lot of editting. youtube does automatic transcriptions which is ok if you're trying to search in a word from like matt's vlogs or something; works about as well as any other audio->text poo poo i've seen. although it blanks out swear words so a cumtown transcript is just

quote:

ou suck my dick that's out yep sorry
[Laughter]
you know rape a trip to get back at area
I was sure the only way to not be a
virgin anymore you have to rip a virgin
and that will cure you of being a virgin
you could just have sex I do not know if
I have a dick
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
made so all I can I don't know what my
body look like behind my head I think I
have many legs like a spider is that
what it feels like but I do not know if
I have it do you think I can put the
tail in areas just talking about Kwanzaa
[Laughter]
anyways what that [ __ ] do excuse me I
mean under the sea dunno do you know my
song for you you should make it actually
better views Africa wood lobsters are
from like the [ __ ] New England she'd
be like Ariel Odyssey we gotta get you
know what I would love to do is to get a
piece of that called Irish fish [ __ ]
somewhat had that just very no
elasticity left in it just thick Irish
[ __ ] good would you just do I just hit
that cuz we don't the wind guard I hit
my tooth with the yeah we're going we've
been raw doggin the last few episodes
were going less equipment yeah yeah kind
of acoustic style part chillin goes back
to acoustic was named after Bob and she
said mister please don't kill me but too
late my cheeks hurt now if you I we
could switch for the next step you but
the way I figured out how to sit on the
table watch the speaker there you have
to sit on the tile like you were trying
to throw the beanbag

I want to pinch her breasts
as a lobster there's one thing I want to
do it's too so bad
Little Mermaid [ __ ] Sebastian
definitely that's definitely huge just
using your whole yeah she's just putting
the whole lobster in her [ __ ] do you
think or do you think he's drawn with a
dick the size of his body I don't know
Sebastian sex Adam what do you think how
do you think looks like yeah I guess he
is kind of like a rapist lobster in a
way in a metaphorically speaking yeah
yeah yeah anything for them [ __ ] I
think that he would probably put his
claw into her [ __ ] and then open it up
sort of like to enlarge the hole why not
put his tail in there and flap around a
little bit Oh officer toe well he is a
lobster which means that he's probably
really into Jordan B Peterson mm-hmm so
wait probably into because doesn't
Jordan Peterson talk about lobsters I
don't know he's probably into more
traditional forms of sex like quiet
[ __ ] oh yeah nothing like a quiet
[ __ ] missionary quiet do you ever go

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Honest Thief: Jan 11, 2009

Xaris posted:

the sub was a bunch of clinger-on people thinking themselves of as being nick clones/wanna-be-by-proxy which is extremely funny

starting to do coke at 33 cause of how much nick rocks

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Quotey: Aug 16, 2006; We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Farm Frenzy posted:

it would be very funny to heckle-ask him about that at a live show. rip

It would not be and ideally you�d be hauled out

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crazy eyes mustafa: Nov 30, 2014

i say swears online posted:

a shiny red ball comes rolling into the alley where they wait their turn. a girl comes chasing after, pigtails flying in the california breeze. "rosie!" a voice shouts urgently. "leave it! get away from those men!"

her mother glares at them all leaning up against the wall as they are. how dare you be adam.

For Dirk McLauren, Wedesnday January 19 2381 has begun very poorly.

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