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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Probably Feinstein, but Jerry’s right.

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Dry toast

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

gradenko_2000 posted:

Jeffrey Tambor getting memory holed

He got hastily edited out of the advertising for Death of Stalin when this happened

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Arlene Foster setting up an incentive system for people to use renewable energy but forgetting to put any limits on claim amounts. Farmers caught on and just had fields of renewable wood pellet burners running 24/7 and were being paid by the government for heating empty buildings

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Lmfao

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

GalacticAcid posted:

we finally know why jewish kids don’t get christmas presents

lol

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Platystemon posted:

Eichenwald tentacle hentai

the funniest part of this was someone looking up the specific doujin and it being nothing to do with tentacles thereby making him somehow pick an excuse that made him seem worse

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Platystemon posted:

Eichenwald tentacle hentai

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1362586855460331524

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Kurt Reichenwald

e: Kurt 3rd Reichenwald

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


drat the tentacle monsters infiltrated Texas so gradually I didn't even notice

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The NYPD cop that randomly pepper sprayed people was name Tony Baloney

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

StashAugustine posted:

He got hastily edited out of the advertising for Death of Stalin when this happened

Well, that's incredibly fitting, lol

Mr. Kurtz
Feb 22, 2007

Here comes the hurdy gurdy man.
Remembered this just now I think it was from the primary -

(Biden's phone rings)

Biden: What the hell was that?

Reporter: I think your phone just rang.

Biden: Oh.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Zuckerborg would've won. He literally would've. All the "cried at the local Apple Store" and "I have Bitcoin" nerds would've shown up to vote and - because they were all white - would have had their votes count instead of suppressed.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

zegermans posted:

The NYPD cop that randomly pepper sprayed people was name Tony Baloney

Minneapolis pepper spray driveby

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

zegermans posted:

The NYPD cop that randomly pepper sprayed people was name Tony Baloney

Matthew Calamari

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEcf8FKd5fI

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Platystemon posted:

Minneapolis pepper spray driveby

that brooklyn pig who get sent flying on like the third night of protests lmao

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Mr. Kurtz posted:

Remembered this just now I think it was from the primary -

(Biden's phone rings)

Biden: What the hell was that?

Reporter: I think your phone just rang.

Biden: Oh.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

that time ben shapiro said rising ocean levels aren't a big deal because everyone who has their house go under water will just sell their house

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Meat Miracle posted:

Sean Connery's "let's be clear, I really enjoy kicking the poo poo out of women" stance getting memory holed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzXkbJwrN38

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Ben Shapiro’s yarmulke that I failed to notice for way too long

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Notch

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

specifically Notch outbidding Jay-Z on the house he commissioned for himself and his entourage, and letting the giant candy room expire

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

specifically Notch outbidding Jay-Z on the house he commissioned for himself and his entourage, and letting the giant candy room expire

notch turning down snoop dogg when he invited him to a sesh because he would rather sit at home, alone in his huge mansion, and tweet about Q

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Snoop Dogg inviting Notch to go party and poo poo and Notch declining to instead be a whiny incel on the internet

e wow ok

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

truly the howard hughes of his time, what a true goon

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Rich Notch finding out his tens of millions weren't quite enough to get his dream video game sequel made, then billionaire Notch not caring about anything and becoming a Twitter hermit.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

A communist paramilitary organization assassinated a deutsche bank president.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Herrhausen

CURIOSITY OF GEESE
Jan 29, 2009

My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat. My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
IHME

Let’s see what they’re up to these days.

https://twitter.com/IHME_UW/status/1356639890952216578

Oh.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Gosh, if only there was a way to have limited the exposure to the virus and stopped the virus from mutating as frequently. Such a shame that was impossible.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Gerard Depardieu switching to Russian citizenship after Francois Hollande passed a tax targeting the wealthy

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

And now Joe Biden is talking about 10k! You ingrates should be happy he's willing to relieve 5k. His 2.5k plan is pretty generous, imo

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Spergin Morlock posted:

Gerard Depardieu switching to Russian citizenship after Francois Hollande passed a tax targeting the wealthy

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1364296251777441792?s=19

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Platystemon posted:

Ben Shapiro’s yarmulke that I failed to notice for way too long

this is the best Ben moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRF3r3zUGqk

Peyote Panda
Mar 10, 2019

The thing that always cracked me up the most about that was that the interviewer was giving him an open opportunity to explain his position and respond to critiques, which any debater should be thrilled to have, and Benjy had a complete loving meltdown instead.

The second favorite of course was someone posting this video to Pornhub with the title "Ben Shapiro destroyed by BBC".

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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Peyote Panda posted:

The thing that always cracked me up the most about that was that the interviewer was giving him an open opportunity to explain his position and respond to critiques, which any debater should be thrilled to have, and Benjy had a complete loving meltdown instead.

The second favorite of course was someone posting this video to Pornhub with the title "Ben Shapiro destroyed by BBC".

the very best part is that the interviewer, andrew neil, is possibly the most hard-right pundit in the notably right-wing milieu of british television

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