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gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Franchescanado posted:

I paid full-price for Beastmaster, and it's worth every penny. Amazing packaging, the restoration is insane, the colors with Dolby Vision or HDR just pop, and the supplements rule. I was so-so on the film but enthusiastic about having the new restoration, but after seeing it, I loving love it. Vinegar Syndrome impressed me.

Yeah it's probably the nicest single release I've seen from any label, even Criterion

e: in terms of the presentation, packaging, restoration, etc. I'm actually not too hot on the film personally, but I see why people love it

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Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

gey muckle mowser posted:

Yeah it's probably the nicest single release I've seen from any label, even Criterion

e: in terms of the presentation, packaging, restoration, etc. I'm actually not too hot on the film personally, but I see why people love it

I think the two that could beat it are maybe Arrow's Tremors UHD release, or their new Demons 1 & 2 UHD release, which I was looking at last night. Tremors has the most supplements I've ever had in a release, and Demons has a really interesting packaging, and the book they included is hardbound and looks pretty thick.

Beastmaster has that magnetic flap and really awesome art direction, so it's still in the Top 5 I own, outside of, like, Criterion box sets.









The poster is reversible, and the disc book is a four-way gateway fold. The ticket is thick card stock and the same size as the movie. I love Demons 1 & 2, and it's a great presentation. I've never seen a disc box that splits open.

Franchescanado fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Mar 5, 2021

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Gonna need you to go ahead and watch that Tremors UHD so I can figure out if I need it or not.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

Gonna need you to go ahead and watch that Tremors UHD so I can figure out if I need it or not.

You know what? Today is a perfect day to give it a go.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Basebf555 posted:

Gonna need you to go ahead and watch that Tremors UHD so I can figure out if I need it or not.

Lol like we won't just buy it on sale next chance we get

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




The Tremors UHD is well worth the asking price. Fantastic PQ, tons and tons of extras (including new docs) and the overall package is exceptionally well done.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

MacheteZombie posted:

Lol like we won't just buy it on sale next chance we get

That's really the main factor yea. If it were $25 like most other UHDs I'd already have it.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Neo Rasa posted:

Just want to mention here that Son of the White Mare is insanely loving good and everyone here should watch it, and it does kind of have that vibe too even if it's not gory per se so thanks for reminding me of it. :D Gonna give it a re-watch soon now.

Son of the White Mare whips rear end. Absolutely gorgeous animation.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


weekly font posted:

Anecdotally absolutely, but I haven't had enough sample size of people who are not down to see it personally. A lot of people do an elective with this ME cause he's very laid back, doesn't mind if you take days off for interviews and the hours are like 8:30a-11:30a most days. But every year each med school class has like max 2 people who want to do Path (it's not even a field that's all corpses - you can look at histology slides all day which, honestly, still kinda fun - it just has bad representation during clinical years cause it's niche).

I'm with this mix of people who are looking to go into Emergency Med, Peds, Psych, etc and a lot are there thinking it's more or less a month off. So the first time you get a caved in skull from a car accident, or a suicide, people definitely quickly shuffle out of the room towards the bathroom. The doc asked one of the psych people to remove the brain from the skull after I sawed it open cause, ya know, psych and brains I guess, and it's only like 3 snips but dude wanted NONE of it. Even I got a little icked out the first time we had a decomposer. I have a weak stomach towards horrible smells - I've gagged taking out the trash before, - so I'm very proactive chewing gum and gobbing up my nose with Vicks every day. The N95 masks help a ton too. But yeah, that day everyone took a large step away from the table. And we were told that was only "moderately" decomposed.

It's a blast, I'm happy I finally found something I love to do. Giving families closure about why 40 year old dad suddenly dropped dead in the driveway feels like a thing that needs to happen to people hit by a tragedy that by all medical realities shouldn't happen. By far the worst part of the job will be having to work with cops.

I was in anthropology, not med school, but our physical anthro department had some forensics focused professors and our grad core phys course did one cadaver and a couple ride along pickups on bodies. We had a fainter and two pukers on the second pickup, which was in a car and had been sealed inside for at least a week.

I actually found bone work more troubling sometimes. Infant skeletons, people who had been scalped, shot, etc. after a while you start to look at people and see the skulls underneath

Kvlt! posted:

You mean satans sandwhiches? They sandwhich the anus (which is where the devil enters ur body thru anall sex)

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Kvlt! posted:

yah it is i like it a lot


unpleasent and boring. skip completely imo

Everyone in the new Wrong Turn is the villain and that makes the whole thing a slog to get through.

Darko fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Mar 5, 2021

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Fun garbage or genuinely unpleasant and boring to sit through garbage?

I wouldn't call it boring to sit through, but I wouldn't call it fun or worth watching either.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
The trailer for the new Wrong Turn did kinda make me want to watch it though. The scene where a gigantic log is rolling towards them looked pretty cool.

Anyway it can't be very long before it shows up on a streaming service so I can watch it for free.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
lol thank you Debbie, for the birthday present that is my name change <3

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



No. 1 Juicy Boi posted:

lol thank you Debbie, for the birthday present that is my name change <3

You're extremely welcome :3: All the thanks should really go to the admin team though, all I really did was give them puppy eyes and whimpered "please".

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Debbie Does Dagon posted:

all I really did was give them puppy eyes and whimpered "please".

Oh dear lord, what did you do with the rest of the dog?

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Basebf555 posted:

The trailer for the new Wrong Turn did kinda make me want to watch it though. The scene where a gigantic log is rolling towards them looked pretty cool.

Anyway it can't be very long before it shows up on a streaming service so I can watch it for free.

If you have seen the log rolling scene, you have seen about 50% of the hunted by hillbillies action that's in the movie. The film isn't really what it appears to be. I honestly appreciate that they tried to subvert the genre, but it fails on every conceivable level.

Practically everything that happens and every line of dialog in the movie just doesn't work, or crumbles under the tiniest bit of scrutiny, and the film takes itself way too seriously.

Watch The Ritual instead. It's similar and 100 times better.

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




EL BROMANCE posted:

Oh dear lord, what did you do with the rest of the dog?

I call the top half because that's the side with the face.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

veni veni veni posted:

Watch The Ritual instead. It's similar and 100 times better.
The Ritual is one of those movies I wish I could watch it for the first time again

I imagine between that and Midsommar there's a bunch of Swedes wondering what the hell we think goes on in their country

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Dead Meat put out their Wrong Turn 2021 vid so I’ll watch that instead lol

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Phy posted:

I imagine between that and Midsommar there's a bunch of Swedes wondering what the hell we think goes on in their country

i recently finished reading Chainsaw Man, which is an incredibly trashy and occasionally borderline-porny comic, but one thing I really enjoyed was there's a point where the President of the United States calls upon the incarnate spirit of Gun Violence to destroy his rivals in exchange for one year off the life of every American citizen

and as an American i'm like "yeah, that's basically how it works"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Phy posted:

The Ritual is one of those movies I wish I could watch it for the first time again

:same:

I watched it again a couple weeks ago, and when you know what's happening it's not quite the same.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Yea I've never revisited The Ritual even though I loved it, and maybe that's why. It's such a masterful build-up to the reveal of the monster, and then seeing it for the first time is amazing but none of that can ever be quite the same on rewatch so I guess I haven't had the desire.

Tac Dibar
Apr 7, 2009

For schlocky fantasy movies, there’s also Deathstalker:

https://youtu.be/P8FTMs4hzZk

It’s like a dumb and sleazy live-action masters of the universe. Just silly standard Conan/Gor type stuff with manly men and evil wizards.

Tac Dibar fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Mar 5, 2021

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Debbie Does Dagon posted:

:spooky: Week 10 Bracketology Streams! :spooky:
:rip: Only on the CineD Discord :rip:

All times are in EST and may not reflect reality.

Saturday, March 6th



1900 Alien Terror
2025 Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Monday, March 8th



1900 Lady Vengeance
2105 After Midnight

Content Warnings

Alien Terror
Australia:M Germany:18 Iceland:(Banned)

Gremlins 2 - The New Batch
Contains moderate threat and comic horror. Contains moderate violence

Lady Vengeance (2005)
Contains strong violence

After Midnight
strong language, bloody violence



:spooky: Sunday Chill Stream :spooky:

All times are in EST, and may not reflect reality.

0900 Neverwhere
1040 Neverwhere
1220 The Alchemist Cookbook
1350 Extra Ordinary
1535 The Piano Teacher
1755 Baby Blood
1930 Stranger by the Lake
2120 The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
2330 Mystics in Bali

Neverwhere
Rated R/15

The Alchemist Cookbook
TV-MA

Extra Ordinary
strong sex references, gory images, violence, language

The Pianist
Rated R for aberrant sexuality including violence, and for language

Baby Blood
Rated R for bizarre violence and gore, sexuality and language

Stranger By The Lake
Contains strong real sex

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
NC-17

Mystics in Bali
Rated R

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

This summer I'm definitely gonna set up my projector and a sheet behind our cottage and watch The Ritual outside.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Neo Rasa posted:


I still haven't seen Hawk: The Slayer, don't think I ever will from what people say lol


I wouldn't call Hawk: The Slayer bad, but more very much a product of its time. If I'm remembering rightly, it was supposed to be a standard dark ages adventure film but once the mindstone got added into the script, they put magic in. It was also supposed to be the start of a franchise, but that didn't pan out for whatever reason. I'd be quicker to recommend Robin of Sherwood from '84 with Michael Praed for the middle ages + magic genre. The Swords of Wayland and Cromm Cruac episodes are especially good.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

this is kind of a derail, but I trust horror thread posters about it over book barn posters: does anyone have any recommendations for dark swords-n-sorcery fantasy novels, sort of in the Robert E. Howard/Conan the Barbarian vein? I just read the first Black Company book by Glen Cook and it was pretty good but didn't blow me away.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
The go-to is Michael Moorcock. When people talk about "dark fantasy" or "sword and sorcery" as opposed to high fantasy, he's probably the single most iconic example. Read the Elric series, and if you like that you could delve into other works in his "Eternal Champion" mythos like Corum and Hawkmoon. Moorcock also did a Barsoom pastiche called "Kane of Old Mars."

I also can't recommend Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun series enough. It's the finest fantasy novel series I've ever read and is truly great literature. It rewards multiple readings, if you feel like it, and its subtle mysteries are still discussed by fans.

I'm also a big proponent of Jack Vance, who invented the "Dying Earth" subgenre with with his eponymous short story collection. I recommend the Dying Earth series as well as The Dragon Masters and The Last Castle, both Hugo winners.

If you like Conan then you will certainly like Fritz Leiber's Fafhrd & The Grey Mouser stories.

Clark Ashton Smith wrote a lot of dark fantasy (with none-too-serious ties to the Lovecraft mythos). His writing style is very different from Howard's.


Something to bear in mind about all my recommendations is that they were written in the days before interminable bloated series like The Wheel of Time. Like, the entire Elric saga is shorter than the shortest A Song of Ice and Fire novel. None of these are huge time commitments.

Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Mar 5, 2021

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


Black Company is as good as it gets, to the best of my knowledge. I've heard good things about Moorcock's stuff but never got around to it myself. Pretty much everything from the past couple decades is either too DBZ or more modern in setting. Like, I'd absolutely go to bat for The Library at Mount Char for vaguely horror-tinged fantasy, but it's very much not in that kind of classic pulpy vein despite technically featuring a lot of the same elements.

e: I like Gene Wolfe and suspect Uncle Boogeyman would enjoy his stuff, but also wouldn't file it with dark swords-n-sorcery.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Thank you for the recommendations! I’ve read a bit of Michael Moorcock - Behold the Man (not swords n sorcery, but very good) and the first two Von Bek novels but I’ve never really dipped into the Eternal Champion stuff. I also love Hawkwind so he’s an easy sell for me.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Halloween Jack posted:

If you like Conan then you will certainly like Fritz Leiber's Fafhrd & The Grey Mouser stories.

I love Moorcock and Zelazny as well, but Fritz Leiber's work is really a cut above.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Karl Glogauer and Ulrich von Bek are also Eternal Champions. It's champions, champions all the way down

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Halloween Jack posted:

I also can't recommend Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun series enough. It's the finest fantasy novel series I've ever read and is truly great literature. It rewards multiple readings, if you feel like it, and its subtle mysteries are still discussed by fans.

I think I'm gonna re-read these soon, it's been like a decade. So so good.

Anisocoria Feldman
Dec 11, 2007

I'm sorry if I'm spoiling everybody's good time.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

this is kind of a derail, but I trust horror thread posters about it over book barn posters: does anyone have any recommendations for dark swords-n-sorcery fantasy novels, sort of in the Robert E. Howard/Conan the Barbarian vein? I just read the first Black Company book by Glen Cook and it was pretty good but didn't blow me away.

This genre is not really my forte so I don't know how well known this is, but Michael Shea's Nifft the Lean stories knocked my socks quite off. Good horror imagery to boot.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Gene Wolf, The Shadow of the Torturer posted:

The picture he was cleaning showed an armored figure standing in a desolate landscape. It had no weapon, but held a staff bearing a strange, stiff banner. The visor of this figure's helmet was entirely of gold, without eye slits or ventilation; in its polished surface the deathly desert could be seen in reflection, and nothing more. This warrior of a dead world affected me deeply, though I could not say why or even just what emotion it was I felt.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Ok, #1, poo poo I did not pick up on that at all when I read the first book back in uni. Always meant to retry reading those. But #2... what's with that second moon

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Phy posted:

Ok, #1, poo poo I did not pick up on that at all when I read the first book back in uni. Always meant to retry reading those. But #2... what's with that second moon
Must be a moonmoon.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Phy posted:

Ok, #1, poo poo I did not pick up on that at all when I read the first book back in uni. Always meant to retry reading those. But #2... what's with that second moon

kubrick hosed up

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
The problem with books is that there are no sounds or moving pictures and that I have to read them instead of watching them.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Books are good and your friend.

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