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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Put that on my list of "reasons I'm upset that going to Iran would get me on a list"

Terrible snipe so have some stock photo persian food porn



It's like fajitas but different, put it in my face

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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Yeah nothing afp about that sammich. It looks like one of those burgers/Macncheese/cheese sticks/hotdog/nacho cheese monstrosities they sell to drunk college kids around here, but, like, good.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I would so hard I'd put on a shirt that already has food stains because I would totally get messy.

fizzymercury posted:

We used to sing that song every Friday while we learned Texas History and eat peanuts and drank fruit punch in 2nd grade. My teacher called us "her little cotton pickers". I grew up weird.

My Mema always called 'em goobers and when she'd make boiled goobers I wished she didn't call them that. Took a lot longer to get around to trying boiled goobers than it would have if they'd been peanuts.
I'd prefer boiled goobers because in the right southern drawl "boiled peanuts" sounds a lot like "bull penis"

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fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

CannonFodder posted:

I would so hard I'd put on a shirt that already has food stains because I would totally get messy.
Why?

It's curdled and it has so much nutritional yeast in it I can taste feet from the photo the noodles are overcooked that texture is going to be gritty schmelorp.

CannonFodder posted:

I'd prefer boiled goobers because in the right southern drawl "boiled peanuts" sounds a lot like "bull penis"

This is fair cause when I say it it comes out boolpeenis. Boolgoobahs sounds like a nice polish snack.

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

fizzymercury posted:

Why?

It's curdled and it has so much nutritional yeast in it I can taste feet from the photo the noodles are overcooked that texture is going to be gritty schmelorp.
I'll plorp some diced ham into my schmelorp and eat it straight from the pot. I'm also a monster that actually like soft noodles.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
There's soft and there's soup tender. I like soft. But fair play on the ham. It would add flavor to what is vegan mac and cheese made with, from memory, coconut milk.

Actually yeah maybe redo it as a ham and cheese soup and I wouldn't blink at it.

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

apparently Arbys was experimenting with meat based vegetables in 2019

check out my carnivore carrot

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Yellow Yoshi posted:


apparently Arbys was experimenting with meat based vegetables in 2019

check out my carnivore carrot

Another casualty of COVID :rip:

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

They even did a video on how to make your own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIARm3780Ik&t=56s

I think Heston Blumenthal's pate orange is more appetizing.



Fantastic Foreskin posted:

Yeah nothing afp about that sammich. It looks like one of those burgers/Macncheese/cheese sticks/hotdog/nacho cheese monstrosities they sell to drunk college kids around here, but, like, good.

It's just so much food.

Also, it is a sandwich and a hot dog.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT



Johnny Truant posted:

pretty sure i would so hard i'd have whiplash?

What happened to the little "death to america" emoticon?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Wasabi the J posted:

What happened to the little "death to america" emoticon?

:d2a:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Wasabi the J posted:

What happened to the little "death to america" emoticon?

:happyelf:

we still have this one

questionable to say the least

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


I mean, I'd split this sandwich with someone else, sure.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Can I interest you in some chicken balls?

Casu Marzu posted:

I just had to know what a chicken ball was and I was not expecting this






Apparently it's a ball of chicken and stuffing, deep fried, plopped on top of mashed potato, and drenched in gravy.

Maybe would?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Sweet and sour chicken balls are a staple of canadian chinese food and I want to eat all of them

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this flayed wiener is the part that really bothers me, the rest is pretty alright

like first off where the hell do you get a hotdog that's like a baby's arm, and also why would you eat a hotdog that's like a baby's arm.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

LifeSunDeath posted:

flayed wiener

give me a hot dog, Assyrian-style.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

uber_stoat posted:

give me a hot dog, Assyrian-style.

Make my wiener look like a cuneiform tablet:

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

slicing pie on LSD
slicing pie on THC
slicing pie on caffeine
slicing pie on benzedrine

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

zedprime posted:

Can I interest you in some chicken balls?

Those are good. They're even alright with stovetop stuffing and canned chicken if you're good at spices.

What's not good are those but made with canned salmon. Don't make stuffing salmon balls. My Mother needs to stop cooking.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

LifeSunDeath posted:

Make my wiener look like a cuneiform tablet:

Hatched weiners increases the surface area to brown. Its not an every day dog sort of thing but if you have some hefty weiners I can recommend.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

What do they look like before they hatch?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

steinrokkan posted:

Peanut butter should be called peanut spread, not butter.


peanut schmear


glassbreak1.mp3

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGDT0LYJmxc

It's probably good.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Apparently it's "Employee Appreciation Day" today, so we had a pizza party/contest with prizes for "best" and "worst"

so i created a monster:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I don't know what exactly I'm looking at but I'd eat a few.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


FFT posted:

so i created a monster:


I thought those were half-cut hard boiled eggs with cheese and bacon crumble, but now I see that they are Bagel Bites. I was excited about the egg version.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I don't know what exactly I'm looking at but I'd eat a few.
4 cheese pizza covered in bagel bites, eggs (cracked in near the end but a little early obviously), irish cheddar, and velveeta

It's delicious, if dry.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


egg on pizza is a solid choice but my preferred method would be cracking them onto the pie like halfway thru an 8-minute high heat bake :hmmyes:

deviled egg crust does honestly sound way more appealing to me than any of:







yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

FFT posted:

4 cheese pizza covered in bagel bites, eggs (cracked in near the end but a little early obviously), irish cheddar, and velveeta

It's delicious, if dry.

did you win

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


whoa

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Probably, but the winners haven't been decided yet.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

First of May posted:

I was excited about the egg version.

if we hadn't just had a thread title change

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Yeah I’m gonna need to know what animal that is

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
It's a pig. The back feet are why you usually chop off the trotters. It's an unfortunate clawhoof. Turns you right off your nacho cheese and marshmallow topping.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Would to that first one

uber_stoat posted:

you no like? how about a mixture of satay sauce and mayonnaise?



Also would

CommonShore posted:

Townsends found a recipe he didn't like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfRpxj29RXE

Love that channel, been too long since I watched any of his videos

WITCHCRAFT posted:

thos 1-in-10000 black peanuts are not a special treat, a rare delicacy

they are bitter, sour, and metallic. they are not burnt, they are fouled and corrupted and should be buried beneath at least 6 feet of soil and the land salted to expel the bad spirits that dwell within the black peanut

corn smut, big blobby tumorous corn kernels? hell yeah.

black peanuts? not even once*

*but like you're gonna eat one at least once, just to know what it tastes like. and you will regret it

I've had that experience with Pumpkin Seeds and it sucks

RBA Starblade posted:

Futurist recipes all sound like joke recipes from Achewood

Exactly what I was thinking, also I should fish out the Achewood Cookbook and make some of it's recipes

fizzymercury posted:

I don't remember where I got the recipe anymore, but it's very good.

Neat

Yond Cassius posted:

You owe it to yourself to check out Imbattable (Mr. Invincible in the English release). He is the Frenchest superhero you have ever seen, and his book is a work of art.

Sample fanlation:


That was great


Yet another Would

zedprime posted:

Can I interest you in some chicken balls?

YES

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Every time I think about making oven fries I remember this bit

Ray Smuckles posted:

Pat makes some pretty bad oven fries. They're like eatin' hot slugs. He's so proud of them, bringin' them to every potluck we have. We have a thing we do where we throw them away.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

more falafel please posted:

Every time I think about making oven fries I remember this bit

I've definitely had Oven Fries like that before, I've also had ones that are hard and undercooked(undercooked potatoes have a texture I really dislike) and ones that are dry as the Sahara

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Can oven fries not be reverse seared?

Like slow cook'em in the oven then sear the outside on a ripping hot skillet or a quick hot deep fry?

sous vide your oven fries then subject them to ~500F/260C in a little or a lot of fat for a bit to get them crunchy

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

FFT posted:

Can oven fries not be reverse seared?

Like slow cook'em in the oven then sear the outside on a ripping hot skillet or a quick hot deep fry?

sous vide your oven fries then subject them to ~500F/260C in a little or a lot of fat for a bit to get them crunchy
Ehh... the first bake needs to get some crispness on the outside of the fries then the fries need to cool off at bit before a second bake. Sous vide probably won't give it the outer shell that crunch.

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