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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
lol I think I've made William Henry Hairytaint a lamia disciple. That owns.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tell him this is his last chance, to get his daughter in a fine romance, because the SA poster Tip just gave me a huge advance on sucking dong.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i yelled at my cat that he's a fat piece of poo poo and he woke up and started lickin he rear end

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Aardvark! posted:

i yelled at my cat that he's a fat piece of poo poo and he woke up and started lickin he rear end

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I don't really like cheetos very much

These are better than cheetos



Aardvark! posted:

i yelled at my cat that he's a fat piece of poo poo and he woke up and started lickin he rear end

You incepted your cat

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Aardvark! posted:

i yelled at my cat that he's a fat piece of poo poo and he woke up and started lickin he rear end

Did he poo poo onto bristle tongue

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Did he poo poo onto bristle tongue

Yes.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Does anyone know if you can order unlimited bread sticks for delivery???

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


WOW!!!!!!!!! :geoduck:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
it's time to put the frozen pot pie in the oven so i can eat dinner in approximately several years

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Aardvark! posted:

Does anyone know if you can order unlimited bread sticks for delivery???

:unlimited:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Aardvark! posted:

it's time to put the frozen pot pie in the oven so i can eat dinner in approximately several years

Did you eat it yet u insane savage

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Did you eat it yet u insane savage

i posted that then smoked some weed and forgot to put it in for a while

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Aardvark! posted:

i posted that then smoked some weed and forgot to put it in for a while



Very depressing

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I ate some trashy, greasy pizza and now I'm drinking coffee for another late night Blender-thon.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:

i posted that then smoked some weed and forgot to put it in for a while



This is me all day.

"God, I'm starving, I should make something to eat... maybe a little weed first..."

An hour later

"God, I'm starving, I should make something to eat... maybe a little weed first..."

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Meme Poker Party posted:

I ate some trashy, greasy pizza and now I'm drinking coffee for another late night Blender-thon.

Any chance you're going to poo poo shart out your craphole?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

lol I think I've made William Henry Hairytaint a lamia disciple. That owns.

Sad indeed does it make me to see William Henry Hairytaint corrupted by the very anime against which he battled for so long, and so valiantly.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
pot pie was Delish w some hot sauce. love that nearly tasteless crust

Lsbb I will report back with any farts resultant from this meal

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I'm making steak and eggs, but my steak technique takes even longer than Aardvark's pot pie :smith:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Tip posted:

I'm making steak and eggs, but my steak technique takes even longer than Aardvark's pot pie :smith:

let me guess, the old "between the rear end cheeks" maneuver

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Aardvark! posted:

pot pie was Delish w some hot sauce. love that nearly tasteless crust

Lsbb I will report back with any farts resultant from this meal

Lucky for u I was listening to music on TIDAL with my HiFiMan Arya headphones and as I was perusing Tom Jones so I could listen to some classic lounge music I came across this album cover which foretells the severity of your future rear end eruptions.



May God have mercy on u.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It's not unusual to be hosed by anyone, it's not unusual to have SEX with anyone, but when I see you sucking a COCK with anyone, it's not unusual to see me JERK, oooooh, I wanna BUST.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Aardvark! posted:

let me guess, the old "between the rear end cheeks" maneuver

With the help of some methane gas

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:

let me guess, the old "between the rear end cheeks" maneuver

poo vide

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I salt and pepper both sides of the steak, let it sit for an hour, then rinse it off and thoroughly dry it and then cook it in a pan with a little oil over medium high for 4 minutes on each side. Then let it rest for a few minutes.

Comes out hella tasty.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tip posted:

I salt and pepper both sides of the steak, let it sit for an hour, then rinse it off and thoroughly dry it and then cook it in a pan with a little oil over medium high for 4 minutes on each side. Then let it rest for a few minutes.

Comes out hella tasty.

I dry brine it for 3 days, let it get to room temperature, then heat my cast iron up in the oven, put that 1.5 inch rib eye on the cast iron three minutes each side, take the bitch off the heat, put in some garlic herb butter along with crushed garlic gloves, rosemary and thyme, then baste that bitch putting it on and off the heat, let it rest under foil for 5-10 minutes. You get a steak with a crust that you can scrape a knife on. That poo poo is baller as poo poo. My dick farted

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I'd eat that.

I don't have the patience or cast iron pan, I do manage to get a pretty nice crust though.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Steaks are good, but I never buy them because they are an expensive and unnecessary extravagance. Meat price for me is capped at about $4.00 per pound. Maybe I'll buy some steaks one day if I start making lots of money or something.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I will pay any amount of money for the perfect piece of long, thick, veiny meat.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They call me Papa Pussi down at the docks on account of the puddi meat long-extendo, dick stupendo.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Meme Poker Party posted:

Steaks are good, but I never buy them because they are an expensive and unnecessary extravagance. Meat price for me is capped at about $4.00 per pound. Maybe I'll buy some steaks one day if I start making lots of money or something.

The steak I'm eating is petite sirloin at $3 a pound (on sale). It is a generally cheaper cut, also known as tip steak gently caress off, but pretty drat good if you treat it right.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tip posted:

The steak I'm eating is petite sirloin at $3 a pound (on sale). It is a generally cheaper cut, also known as tip steak gently caress off, but pretty drat good if you treat it right.

Marinate it with orange juice ONLY. Just a bag of oROANGE JUICE

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I'm gonna make pasta puttanesca now. I've never made it or eaten it before, so if I gently caress it up at least I won't know.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tip posted:

I'm gonna make pasta puttanesca now. I've never made it or eaten it before, so if I gently caress it up at least I won't know.

This is some late night dinner making if you're in the US.


Night owl crew represent.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Meme Poker Party posted:

This is some late night dinner making if you're in the US.


Night owl crew represent.

I didn't eat my first food of the day until 8pm :ohno:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



The pasta is good!

The recipe I used called for sardines but I think I wanna do anchovies next time, I think I'd prefer their flavor.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Meme Poker Party posted:

This is some late night dinner making if you're in the US.


Night owl crew represent.

6:50am here, i'm going for a run because lockdown made me fat(ter)

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I was actually looking between a couple recipes and I just realized that when I was looking at the amount of fish to put in that one was anchovies.

So I put in four sardines when it called for 3+ anchovies, but sardines are way bigger. So I guess it's not supposed to be this strongly fish flavored. :doh:

I'm bulking out the remainder with more tomatoes and garlic and what not.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tip posted:

I was actually looking between a couple recipes and I just realized that when I was looking at the amount of fish to put in that one was anchovies.

So I put in four sardines when it called for 3+ anchovies, but sardines are way bigger. So I guess it's not supposed to be this strongly fish flavored. :doh:

I'm bulking out the remainder with more tomatoes and garlic and what not.

Lol

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