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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

BlindSite posted:

Every card needs blood, madness/confusion and a snoozer to be complete. We've had 2/3 and we're getting the 3rd. It bodes well for the rest of the card.

You need one of these to go grab food/drinks

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Santos for such an educated kicker has thrown gently caress all this fight and it's weird.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Don't raise your hands at the bell like you're proud of something here

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Alright we got the one stinker out of the way, back to the good fights now

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Dunno what Santos was expecting there

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Brown belt worthy performance for sure

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Remember when people said Santos was robbed.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Santos... was robbed.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Of his knees

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

BlindSite posted:

When I think about it though, if Cruz is right and moleman is being a scumbag - good for him for calling out a piece of poo poo in public. Shame he's so unlikeable though, it would be like Colby saving a puppy.

Blatant racism is way, way worse than being kind of a dick. Also, Covington is way worse without the horrible bigotry. Always gotta tell on yourself somehow huh?

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



Tezcatlipoca posted:

Blatant racism is way, way worse than being kind of a dick. Also, Covington is way worse without the horrible bigotry. Always gotta tell on yourself somehow huh?

I was just picturing Hans Moleman from the Simpsons as who he was calling out

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
I hope Drew Dober gets his smug face punched

e] I have nothing against him he just keeps looking smug and winking at the camera and its real gross

Spiggy
Apr 26, 2008

Not a cop

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I hope Drew Dober gets his smug face punched

:same:

Dude legit has the most punchable face.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Dream matchup - Dober vs Sam Alvey

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I like this match up a lot because Makhachev is so good on paper but he gets lazy and Dober will kill a motherfucker if they're not careful.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

that was a really good takedown

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Oh great this is going to be a 15min wrestlefuck

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I hope Drew Dober gets his smug face punched

e] I have nothing against him he just keeps looking smug and winking at the camera and its real gross

The nazi haircut doesn't help but outside of a lucky punch Dober was guaranteed to be wrestled.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
lmao did he just punch him straight in the balls


e] also rogan just said crucifucked

Kind Friend
Sep 9, 2013

rolling like a drat alligator

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

How did his arm not break?! gently caress me, thats some lion tamer defense there but gently caress. I was on my feet.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I was watching the prelims and DC said something really loving funny that made me think of poo poo we say here - he was referring to the way Izzy kept talking poo poo to paolo for 3 days after the fight and DC was like "Izzy stop, stop he's already dead, let the kid be, you killed the man"

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Makhachev is gonna tear through this division

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Goddamn Dober's haircut is stupid

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

blue footed boobie posted:

Makhachev is gonna tear through this division

If he ever actually gets fights

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
It's so cool watching the way these dudes just immediately break down any kind of post or base their opponents try to get. just ruthlessly methodical

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

fuckin' casey's gets a second shoutout as a place to buy body armor sports drink? is ufc 259 underwritten by the iowa chamber of commerce? id be amazed if anyone here even knew what a casey's was

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

G-Hawk posted:

If he ever actually gets fights

If he keeps on doing what he’s doing he’s going to be hard to ignore

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I was a poo poo martial artist and a poo poo BJJ dude but I remember how much it sucked getting dominated by a dude who's pro record was like 1-6 and having my rear end loving whipped from one end of the cage to the other by Reece Mclaren when I had years in the sport and about 20kgs on him. It must really loving suck though to be a professional who's whole life is dedicated to it and you get beat the gently caress down like this.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Drew Dober is good at fighting folks

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


How long until dudes start flocking to Dagestan to train khabib style wrestling

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Makhachev is kicking this guys rear end

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
smile at me now, dober

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ratios and Tendency posted:

How long until dudes start flocking to Dagestan to train khabib style wrestling

Part of me wonders if it's like chinese gymnasts though. Like... how do you compete with people who are training to do this poo poo from before they can talk?

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

BlindSite posted:

Part of me wonders if it's like chinese gymnasts though. Like... how do you compete with people who are training to do this poo poo from before they can talk?

Yea I think growing up like that is a huge huge part of it.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

first time i've ever heard someone warned for striking the spine

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Was that actually a submission

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
^^^ Half huard arm triangles have happened in the UFC before.


I always forget how thick Khabib is.

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



BlindSite posted:

Part of me wonders if it's like chinese gymnasts though. Like... how do you compete with people who are training to do this poo poo from before they can talk?

Have these guys ever fought each other? Like the thing where they lock their legs behind the other guy's knees seems to make it really hard to defend but I don't recall seeing a defence against it.

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
that trip is so loving cool

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