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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




ReidRansom posted:

Yes to both. For example,

Pony Reinhardt at Tenderfoot in Brooklyn opens their books once a year for one week to accept proposals, and still rejects most of them. $550/hr. But it's some super good work.

Hahaha someone paid at minimum $250/hr for this bullshit

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deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Johnny Truant posted:

Hahaha someone paid at minimum $250/hr for this bullshit

holy poo poo i'm gonna be a pinterest tattooer

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Johnny Truant posted:

Hahaha someone paid at minimum $250/hr for this bullshit

That artist has a kinda cool surrealist vibe to their work, but it absolutely doesn't translate in that particular tattoo, which they chose for their main picture, and just looks poorly done, those other tattoos in the same style are neat.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
it’s the colors of that particular one, looks like cat scratches turned septic or something. i do like the others in that style, the reds and blues look aight but yellow does not work

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
"this tattoo would be good except it looks like poo poo as a tattoo," is about the weakest defense of lovely pretentious art tattoos ever.

Would piss me off if someone put some scratchy yellow lines on open skin as a primary design element at $$$ prices.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Elviscat posted:

That artist has a kinda cool surrealist vibe to their work, but it absolutely doesn't translate in that particular tattoo, which they chose for their main picture, and just looks poorly done, those other tattoos in the same style are neat.

None of their work on that Tenderfoot Studio page looked good imo; I don't think I've seen a single tatty in that 'style' that has been good :hmmno:

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
i wouldn’t get any of them, but the yellow one sucks out loud

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I respect people with expensive trendy tattoos less than people with like, lovely Harry Potter tattoos or corporate restaurant logos.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

History Comes Inside! posted:

It’s a really poorly done tattoo that hasn’t been (also likely to be really poorly) shaded yet.

It’s really not that bad, especially in comparison to what we’ve had over the years in this thread, it’s just looks unfinished. poo poo, I see much worse on the bus, or when I used to help out an old boyfriend at the front desk of his shop.

ReidRansom posted:

Yes to both. For example,

Pony Reinhardt at Tenderfoot in Brooklyn opens their books once a year for one week to accept proposals, and still rejects most of them. $550/hr. But it's some super good work.

“Pony Reinhardt is an astral ruffian, thriving in the wilderness of the lost and found nebulae and dripping carbon monoxide. Their art is a cosmic cataclysm of the Ghastly Phantastic. “
🤮🤮🤮🤮 $1150 minimum for a Pinterest botanical drawing? By someone so far up their own rear end they wrote that? I’ll pass.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Carbon monoxide drippings are the only metric by which I judge tattoo artists

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!
Dear god...

It's the logo of Artifact, a cynically-created digital trading card game that was so unwanted that it was publicly announced to a colossal groan of disappointment. It went on to fail by every metric.

I wonder how many other people have permanently etched a logo of a lovely cash grab video game to their skin.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mizuti posted:

Dear god...

It's the logo of Artifact, a cynically-created digital trading card game that was so unwanted that it was publicly announced to a colossal groan of disappointment. It went on to fail by every metric.

I wonder how many other people have permanently etched a logo of a lovely cash grab video game to their skin.

This is a Zune level tattoo

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Mizuti posted:

I wonder how many other people have permanently etched a logo of a lovely cash grab video game to their skin.



ANTHEM is a cool game that will last forever, right?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:



ANTHEM is a cool game that will last forever, right?

HAHAHAHAH
:lol::lol::lol:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'd post any and all Star Citizen tattoos here, but that seems like shooting fish in a barrel.

I did look to see if there were any BRINK tattoos, but couldn't find any. I'm still mad about how much that game bombed.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

whypick1 posted:

I'd post any and all Star Citizen tattoos here, but that seems like shooting fish in a barrel.

I did look to see if there were any BRINK tattoos, but couldn't find any. I'm still mad about how much that game bombed.

I searched "bad videogame tattoos" just now:






Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Tag yrself I'm Xitpoints

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Memento posted:



ANTHEM is a cool game that will last forever, right?

The good news is no one will ever recognize this.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Endless Mike posted:

The good news is no one will ever recognize this.

it says YMCA right?

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Memento posted:



ANTHEM is a cool game that will last forever, right?

Holy gently caress. When a simple preorder isn’t enough of a mistake.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007



Holy poo poo nooooooooooooooooooo! :psyboom:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Ohhhhh, I didn't even notice the error until your reaction.

(The correct sequence is Forward -> Down -> Forward Down -> Punch)

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Any difference on arcade? I have no idea, just a random thought.

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Any difference on arcade? I have no idea, just a random thought.

No that is universally wrong.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


LifeSunDeath posted:

I searched "bad videogame tattoos" just now:




this one is a quote from the silent hill movie, of all goddamn things

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Dares Box Trump

tattoos are never meaningful, goddamnit

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

tattoos are never meaningful, goddamnit

Yeah they are they mean “I used to have some cash and I gave it to some rando to poke me full of ink”

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

It’s really not that bad, especially in comparison to what we’ve had over the years in this thread, it’s just looks unfinished. poo poo, I see much worse on the bus, or when I used to help out an old boyfriend at the front desk of his shop.

So how many poorly executed unfinished cat tattoos do you have?

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

History Comes Inside! posted:

Yeah they are they mean “I used to have some cash and I gave it to some rando to poke me full of ink”


So how many poorly executed unfinished cat tattoos do you have?

Oh gee you sure got me! 🙄 None.

I maintain that in the world of blackout swastika buttholes, an unshaded cat portrait outline doesn’t even compare.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

loving OOF

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


From a news story about memorial tattoos
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/memorial-tattoos-manitoba-grief-1.5939718


Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

https://twitter.com/KILLHALLIEDEAD/status/1368435733657231361?s=20

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Until I noticed Ursula I thought that was Mulder and Scully.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Ok now I want to see that exact tattoo but instead of Ursula it's Skinner

Same facial expression though

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



you didn't happen to have saved that would you, the tweet's already deleted, or protected, or something, I can never tell with tweets when you can't view them anymore.

Kwyndig has a new favorite as of 23:53 on Mar 7, 2021

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Somebody else did the noble thing and screencapped it:



Why yes, that is someone with a gently caress-off huge back tattoo of Pikachu's tail.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

And they grew up to play pikachu in the live action porno.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

OwlFancier posted:

And they grew up to play pikachu in the live action porno.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

I laughed at this so hard that I cried. Just amazing.

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sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

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